Listening to Terry Wogan on the radio, whilst wearing one of those enormous electric furry slippers that both your feet go in, whilst drinking a small glass of sherry with the vicar.
A glass of water with a dash of roses lime juice
Haggis
a curling stone
Christmas on the Great Wall of China
Mountaineering in Holland
The Compleat Anglers Guide
Louis Walsh's wardrobe
Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield
The Great Egg Race
The Queen's Christmas Message
School Dinners
A brick in a wall
The Haywain
sheep grazing
The old Hovis ads
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PMSL
This thread is making me laugh so much.
Fried eggs
Cotton wool balls
Clegg
Foggy
Nora Batty's tights
Baah, I was going to say a circle but it's almost the same thing
Digestive biscuits after they've been dunked in tea
Bing Crosby (even though he's dead)
All of the Von Trapp family
Haggis
a curling stone
Christmas on the Great Wall of China
Mountaineering in Holland
The Compleat Anglers Guide
Louis Walsh's wardrobe
Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield
The Great Egg Race
The Queen's Christmas Message
School Dinners
A brick in a wall
The Haywain
sheep grazing
The old Hovis ads
That sounds quite outlandish and fun to me ..can you eat the statues?
The expurgated version of lady Chatterley's Lover.
or
A plate of mashed potato, no butter or milk, no salt, no pepper...