Personal hygeine & sex - Must you shower beforehand?
Scott Cheg
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A couple of posters in the 'wet wipes' thread seemed confused as to why anyone would use a moist toilet wipe to clean their backside after squeezing out the latest brown delivery.
Also, it is greeted with great mirth when a gentlemen confesses to drying his penis with toilet paper after urinating, because the manliest thing to do is shake it around and then put your dripping wet shlong back into your boxers.
Do you insist on showering before having sex or would you have sex regardless, with paper tissue stuck to your arsecrack, a pungent smell in your underwear from the soaked in urine, and a delightful taste for the good lady who decides to give you some oral pleasuring.
I like to be clean before i get dirty, but i know some women love the 'natural' smell of BO and dirty private parts.
Also, it is greeted with great mirth when a gentlemen confesses to drying his penis with toilet paper after urinating, because the manliest thing to do is shake it around and then put your dripping wet shlong back into your boxers.
Do you insist on showering before having sex or would you have sex regardless, with paper tissue stuck to your arsecrack, a pungent smell in your underwear from the soaked in urine, and a delightful taste for the good lady who decides to give you some oral pleasuring.
I like to be clean before i get dirty, but i know some women love the 'natural' smell of BO and dirty private parts.
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If it's just parking the Rolls in the garage then there's no need to wash it.
Presuming of course that you're not a generally-unwashed minger.
your willy isn't dripping wet if you shake it properly though...when sex is spontaneous it kills the moment if one says,hold everything,be back in a mo,just need to wash me wiffy bits
or during??
Why not just cut a hole through a sheet?
:eek:
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Stench enthusiastics think that bad smells make them feel 'primal' :eek:
I'd never have believed that people could have a 'bad breath fetish' but apparently many folk do!! bluergh!!!
Stench Enthusiast really is a quite delightful turn of phrase. I must use it more often.
Some women are so aloof to how they stink down there. They should shower twice a day. I feel sick just thinking about it:(
i'd draw the line at eating poo though..that's just a step to far
But much as a clean botty is very important to me, the idea of showering before sex sounds like a proper spontaneity killer! I'm one of those ladies who does like to smell my guy's man smell - it's a bigger turn on then chemical overload! It's also not the same as sniffing urine and sweat - there's a big difference
And thanks to the wipes neither he nor I ever have tissue stuck in our arse cracks!
it sounds like somebody had an unpleasant experience
- he doesn't come much at all to be honest lol
Oh god I need to find a GF haha !
you heard wrong & they don't.
That reminds me of an Embarrassing Bodies episode that turned even my hardy stomach - smegma that peeled off like a very thick orange peel :eek:
Single worst thing I've ever seen.
I watched a programme about men who had life sized dolls & one guy said he had to get his dolly cleaned out because of the fishy odor