The lads - #TopGeezers

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  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    i think he did - proper geezer. Also, there's nothing wrong with being sick all over a bird before getting jiggy. #banter

    Standard.
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    I'm a bit worried about Marlon though - he seems to fancy Ash & Winston more than the other birds. #TopLadProblems

    Yeah. Marlon doesn't know what homoerotic means though so it's all good. :D
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    It would be something.

    Marlon is already embarrassing even before you realise that he's so thick it's embarrassing, and he has a Hollywood kid with a Glock level of entitlement about women. Yaaaay. Sounds like heaps of fun. And he's a moody ****er. What is he overcompensating for with all his big boy bollocks? That's what I wonder. *makes tiny penis gesture with little finger* Also, doesn't he remind you of that bloke in most groups who never buys a round? He does me.

    Winston thinks women who turn him down are lesbians, so I can look forward to a night spent trawling from club to club only to find that they are all positively teeming with "lesbians". Plus, he's also thick as a paving slab. And doesn't know how to work his penis evidently. Wooooo! #PissOnLooSeatsMakesMyNight

    Ash seems like one of those guys who is laid back and funny so long as everything's going his way, but the second there's even a flicker of anybody not complying with what Ash wants and he'll turn on you. Then laugh. Cos it's just jokes innit. That's not fun, that's mental. Plus also, you know, THICK. (Not Marlon thick obvs, still dim wattage. ) And he's a moody beggar an' all. Twa t

    They're all Mummy's boys the lot of 'em.

    SunnySunshine just went IN.....Daaaamn.

    You seem like a tough lady to win over - what would a guy have to do or say to get in your good books???
  • PitmanPitman Posts: 28,495
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    Winston has obviously never watched Bottom, as once a lesbian is identified you should then agree to go home with them and masturbate over Freemans lingerie section, lezzas and lads have a lot in common, we all love the tasty ladies :cool:
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    AOTB wrote: »
    'I puked on her vagina'

    'all women are **** buckets'

    'that bird didn't fancy me, must be a lezza'

    'ere, luv, you eva given anyone a titwank innit'

    Lovely stuff and obvs all cool as it's just #LADZ #BANTZ :D

    I thought you were quoting Oscar Wilde there for a second, such was the quality of the bantz, you ledge. D
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    SunnySunshine just went IN.....Daaaamn.

    You seem like a tough lady to win over - what would a guy have to do or say to get in your good books???

    "Fancy another" works usually. :D
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    "Fancy another" works usually. :D

    Noted....Fancy another? I won't pull a 'Winston' on you and vomit, promise.

    :D
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    Noted....Fancy another? I won't pull a 'Winston' on you and vomit, promise.

    :D
    Don't mind if I do.;)

    God. I'd forgotten that. He can't manage his own penis and he throws up during sex. What a legend, or do I mean bellend? :D
  • AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    "Fancy another" works usually. :D
    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    Noted....Fancy another? I won't pull a 'Winston' on you and vomit, promise.

    :D

    Oi back off my fellow ladz, I thought we agreed I was going to have first dibs on all the the **** buckets round here innit?

    Been practicing me bantz all day blud. :p #ladz
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    Don't mind if I do.;)

    God. I'd forgotten that. He can't manage his own penis and he throws up during sex. What a legend, or do I mean bellend? :D

    Sounds like a plan, we can start in a boozer in Borehamwood on Friday, have a few shots, make some 'Ladz banter' support posters, and then hit up the eviction and start some 'Winston to win' chants. Now that sounds like a 'top' date....

    And yep - sickgate seems to be Winston's only good story, bless. :D
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    AOTB wrote: »
    Oi back off my fellow ladz, I thought we agreed I was going to have first dibs on all the the **** buckets round here innit?

    Been practicing me bantz all day blud. :p #ladz

    'The ladz' would settle this in a civilised and respectable way - a game of eeny, meeny, miny, moe....
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    Sounds like a plan, we can start in a boozer in Borehamwood on Friday, have a few shots, make some 'Ladz banter' support posters, and then hit up the eviction and start some 'Winston to win' chants. Now that sounds like a 'top' date....

    And yep - sickgate seems to be Winston's only good story, bless. :D

    It's both sweet and also horrifying that he thinks that's a good story to tell people that you want to like you. :D
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Winston is the Archbishop of BANTERBURY

    #trufact
  • PitmanPitman Posts: 28,495
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    It's both sweet and also horrifying that he thinks that's a good story to tell people that you want to like you. :D

    I think he been watching too many of these American pie frat movies :p
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    Pitman wrote: »
    I think he been watching too many of these American pie frat movies :p

    I heard a rumour that he co. wrote the script for American Pie Presents Beta House - Top banter that one was. 8/10
  • AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    Jay Bigz wrote: »
    And yep - sickgate seems to be Winston's only good story, bless. :D

    To be fair he once got a shark in a headlock. #Mintbantz :D
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Winston is the Archbishop of BANTERBURY

    #trufact

    Nice one. :D
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    AOTB wrote: »
    To be fair he once got a shark in a headlock. #Mintbantz :D

    As one so often does.... :D
  • AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    If Winston was a dinosaur he'd be a Bantersaurus Rex.

    #dinobantz
  • SunnySunshineSunnySunshine Posts: 5,399
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    Pitman wrote: »
    I think he been watching too many of these American pie frat movies :p

    "One time, at band camp"

    Just so long as nobody puts apple pie on the shopping list then. ;-)
  • Jay BigzJay Bigz Posts: 5,338
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    AOTB wrote: »
    To be fair he once got a shark in a headlock. #Mintbantz :D

    Yep, he beat the crap out of it apparently - Winston was left with a scar, but you should have seen the shark.....
  • zeroskyzerosky Posts: 932
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    Winston is the Archbishop of BANTERBURY
    :D:D

    The collective name for the three of them is the Pyramid of Geezers
  • gilliedewgilliedew Posts: 7,605
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    I wouldn't blame the mums, they seem very nice people.

    It is just the immaturity of young men who speak like this when in company with other males, no truth, just bravado and front.

    Poor boys, they don't realise how pathetic they are being shown as and those who think they are bigging it up, didn't you see them in tears as well?

    Most girls can reduce their sexism in a second. Toya. Toya!!!
  • threecheesesthreecheeses Posts: 23,934
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    Hope the Ladz are up every week

    #myBucketCanFit3
  • PitmanPitman Posts: 28,495
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    gilliedew wrote: »
    I wouldn't blame the mums, they seem very nice people.

    It is just the immaturity of young men who speak like this when in company with other males, no truth, just bravado and front.

    the sad thing being is Ash is 26, Winston is 27 and Marlon is 30 :D
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