Carol Vorderman

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,734
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    adopter wrote: »
    Helen Mirren is a MILF who's not a M.

    Elaine Paige also. Mind you, I got into trouble when I started a thread on her a while back. :o
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    adopter wrote: »
    Helen Mirren is a MILF who's not a M.

    So she's not a MILF then? :confused:
  • SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    adopter wrote: »
    Helen Mirren is a MILF who's not a M.

    shes a OWILF
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    Sex wrote: »
    shes a OWILF

    Lol - whats that? :rolleyes: JOKE :p
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    I think Carol looks very good for her age and seems to be a nice person too. She can laugh at herself, and I like that in a person. The one thing I would say about her looks is her cheeks are starting to look as though they might have 2 golf balls sewn into them. She's still very attractive though. There's a lot of hate for her in the Showbiz forum on here, I don't understand it myself. :confused:

    My Dad was a contestant on Countdown once and both he and my Mum said Carol was lovely.

    I love that.

    She's very attractive, but she looks like she has two golf balls sewn into her cheeks...lol

    She's basically Marlon Brando in The Godfather.
  • Sifter22Sifter22 Posts: 12,054
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    Carol V would definitely get it. Can only wonder what filth she gets up to behind closed doors.
  • IqoniqIqoniq Posts: 6,299
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    A MILF is someone well over 40.

    God's sake, rules are laid down for people to obey.

    If we don't have rules we have anarchy, it's as simple as that.
    PIB: In Liverpool a woman over 40 who is particularly pleasing on the eye is a GILF LOL.

    If we're talking MILFs then I think mine would have to be Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order: SVU.
  • AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    Jennifer Coolidge is the ultimate MILF.
  • SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    Aneechik wrote: »
    Jennifer Coolidge is the ultimate MILF.

    :D:D:D

    this woman wins though
    http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/139878/wet-angelina-sexy-pose.jpg
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    She's morphing into Michael Jackson :eek:
  • Geeza BrakeGeeza Brake Posts: 239
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    Nah, Nah, nah,

    Mirren and Paige , { and my personal favourite Jenny Bond } are way beyond the MILF age range, they are in the post menopausal demographic " Mature " range.

    I'm still unsure if Ruth Langsford is a MILF or a borderline Mature, I am unsure if she still ovulates, strangely the people at This Morning are very rude to me everytime I phone in requesting that information.
  • SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    The other Loose Women are more attractive especially Carol McGiffin

    What the?! :eek: She's got a face like a Welder's Bench. Seriously
  • SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    What the?! :eek: She's got a face like a Welder's Bench. Seriously

    :D:D:D

    but if you think about it denise welsh it hot too once youve had a few.
  • Robbie01Robbie01 Posts: 10,417
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    What the?! :eek: She's got a face like a Welder's Bench. Seriously
    I agree. Anyone who can fancy this

    http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Carol+McGiffin+Celebrities+SoHo+33zc2HGXigGl.jpg

    needs to go to back to Specsavers and ask for a refund

    Jeez, that is rough.
  • YuffieYuffie Posts: 9,864
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    Agree about the rules.

    A teenager can be a mother but you wouldn't call them a MILF.

    They have to be of a certain age but maybe 40 is a bit high. I think mid thirties ladies can be MILF's.
  • SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    Sex wrote: »
    :D:D:D

    but if you think about it denise welsh it hot too once youve had a few.

    Sorry no way, the Stegasaurus died out millions of years ago :eek:
  • SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    Robbie01 wrote: »
    I agree. Anyone who can fancy this

    http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Carol+McGiffin+Celebrities+SoHo+33zc2HGXigGl.jpg

    needs to go to back to Specsavers and ask for a refund

    Jeez, that is rough.

    Exactly this. Good work sir. :sleep:
  • DinkyDoobieDinkyDoobie Posts: 17,786
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    I would smash it with the fury of a thousand gods.
  • BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    I liked her when she looked like Beetlejuice.
  • Jol44Jol44 Posts: 21,048
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    Mutton dressed as lamb nowadays..

    I wouldn't normally speak about someone in such a way but she's been advertising herself as piece of meat for years.
  • Pandora 9Pandora 9 Posts: 2,350
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    Is the complete milf, any other fans?

    I think she has a very high opinion of herself ... she thinks that she is very intelligent (which is true) and she thinks she is very attractive and all the men fancy her ... I have seen women who are not in the public eye and are of a similar age which are much more attractive. I am not in the least jealous of her btw I did at one stage want my hair cut like hers but looking at it recently I changed my mind ...
  • GroutyGrouty Posts: 33,943
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    Id pound Vorderman to kingdom come!

    :p
  • solenoidsolenoid Posts: 15,495
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    Sifter22 wrote: »
    Carol V would definitely get it. Can only wonder what filth she gets up to behind closed doors.

    Naked mud wrestling with her female neighbour?
  • JayHunterJayHunter Posts: 79
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    solenoid wrote: »
    Naked mud wrestling with her female neighbour?

    and a slap around the chops with a dead fish?
  • CMCM Posts: 33,235
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    She's horrible,


    She thought she was bigger than countdown she soon found out she wasn't when she asked for pay rise. :D
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