Sex with another person

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  • TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    :D:D:D unlike the OP
  • JackKlugmanJackKlugman Posts: 5,362
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    I don't have a lady in my life, I'm happily single.

    Ok, but when you did have nookie did you worry that you may have stank of poo or pee?
  • hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    TeganRhan wrote: »
    Just don't start singing let it go if your the other person...that really kills the mood.

    Have you had this happen before.
  • RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    I expect the common pooey denominator in all these situations, is you.

    :D My thoughts exactly!
    wampa1 wrote: »
    One time, I remember wiping and wiping and wiping and there was still poo on the paper. I eventually gave up but spent the whole day paranoid that I smelt of poo until at last I got home to have a shower. Dunno what happened. I looked on Google and they call it a 'million wiper'

    What a nice little story, thanks for sharing!
  • JackKlugmanJackKlugman Posts: 5,362
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    The smell never bothered me anyway... :D

    If the Girl does stink of poo or general BO it does make the activity quite nasty.
  • TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    Have you had this happen before.
    If you read back on the other page I tell a delightful story about being farted ON. Hahaha
  • hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    TeganRhan wrote: »
    If you read back on the other page I tell a delightful story about being farted ON. Hahaha

    And you liked it didn't you. You liked the flavour.
  • TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    And you liked it didn't you. You liked the flavour.
    No but I did find it hilarious and couldn't stop laughing, to the point I had to leave the room and get some water cause it couldn't breath.
  • JackKlugmanJackKlugman Posts: 5,362
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    TeganRhan wrote: »
    If you read back on the other page I tell a delightful story about being farted ON. Hahaha

    I remember a story on this forum where a guy was offered nookie by his then Girlfriend when he has a big touching cloth moment and held it on only for it to shoot out during the physical act of love !
  • TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    I remember a story on this forum where a guy was offered nookie by his then Girlfriend when he has a big touching cloth moment and held it on only for it to shoot out during the physical act of love !

    Hahaha pebble dash the ceiling !!!
  • hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    Exactly! The motions do things to you. If you are orgasming and your bum cheeks are clenched and toes are clenched, isn't it possible to let out a fart? It's an intense situation, you can't help or predict these things. It's nothing to be embaressed about.
  • lee_sharplee_sharp Posts: 605
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    wampa1 wrote: »
    One time, I remember wiping and wiping and wiping and there was still poo on the paper. I eventually gave up but spent the whole day paranoid that I smelt of poo until at last I got home to have a shower. Dunno what happened. I looked on Google and they call it a 'million wiper'


    Maybe you were using the tracing paper bog roll and you had smeared it up between your shoulder blades?
  • TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    Exactly! The motions do things to you. If you are orgasming and your bum cheeks are clenched and toes are clenched, isn't it possible to let out a fart? It's an intense situation, you can't help or predict these things. It's nothing to be embaressed about.
    Are you trying to convince your missus what you've just done is normal?
    ::has vision of Hazy pointing at his phone screen going see!!! It's not just me!! ::
  • gemma-the-huskygemma-the-husky Posts: 18,116
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    Something tells me you're probably doing it wrong.

    yes. turn her over.
  • hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    TeganRhan wrote: »
    Are you trying to convince your missus what you've just done is normal?
    ::has vision of Hazy pointing at his phone screen going see!!! It's not just me!! ::

    It is normal.
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