What's the naughtiest thing you have done at work?

Josh Stonem · 18/02/13 - 15:25

More importantly - did you get away with it?

Billy_Value · 18/02/13 - 15:32

I am not going to discuss such things on a pubic forum

Josh Stonem · 18/02/13 - 15:33

Billy_Value wrote: »

I am not going to discuss such things on a pubic forum

Ok, were they bad then?

sweh · 18/02/13 - 15:34

Got jiggy with the bosslady.

I didn't get away with it, she bore my spawn.

Now there's baby lizards running everywhere.

epicurian · 18/02/13 - 15:36

Spiked my coffee with Jack Daniels.

[Deleted User] · 18/02/13 - 15:36

I killed all the people I worked with. I am ever so naughty.

Voynich · 18/02/13 - 15:36

Transferred someone who was irritating me through to the Samaritans.

MargMck · 18/02/13 - 15:42

Had a meeting with a colleague in a spare office in another part of the building. This was in the days when you could smoke, we had a cig together and chucked dog ends in bin, went back to desks - unaware paper in the bin had caught fire.
Cue fire alarms, extinguishers by people in office next door to it... fire drill, all outside in car park. We had not been seen and never owned up.

Smiley433 · 18/02/13 - 15:45

SuperDude95 wrote: »

I killed all the people I worked with.

So did I. Shame I was a self-trader at the time.

Josh Stonem · 18/02/13 - 15:49

MargMck wrote: »

Had a meeting with a colleague in a spare office in another part of the building. This was in the days when you could smoke, we had a cig together and chucked dog ends in bin, went back to desks - unaware paper in the bin had caught fire.
Cue fire alarms, extinguishers by people in office next door to it... fire drill, all outside in car park. We had not been seen and never owned up.

Naughty!!!

mrsgrumpy49 · 18/02/13 - 15:57

A bit of rumpy pumpy in the stationery cupboard, in the showers and on the roof!
I had a libido then. Sigh...

Josh Stonem · 18/02/13 - 15:57

I once got caught on my hands and knees outside by my manager as we were leaving for the day. I had dropped 50p on the floor and it had gone into a thorn bush but I desperately needed it so was trying to get it even tough it was pitch black.

She saw me (she was in the car on the driveway out) so wound her window down and asked me what I was doing. I told her and she tried to persuade me to stop as I was crying to be honest and murmuring no,no but I carried on and she eventually gave up.

Alan1981 · 18/02/13 - 16:05

I did used to embellish my mileage allowance somewhat. When I first started though I handed in my travel expenses form to my supervisor and he threw it back it me. He said if I told the truth I would make them all look bad.

Caldari · 18/02/13 - 16:09

Vesna.

Lewi26 · 18/02/13 - 16:09

I used to be a carer and smoked a spliff with two other carers on our break, we got away with it because it was a night shift. Looking back that was quite bad!

marc822 · 18/02/13 - 16:11

Got a bj in the stores!

spanglerokapi · 18/02/13 - 17:02

Replaced the label in the back of a colleague's hiviz jacket. He went about for a week oblivious to the fact that he was no longer a "paramedic" but instead a "Fat Bastard"!

[Deleted User] · 18/02/13 - 17:07

spanglerokapi wrote: »

Replaced the label in the back of a colleague's hiviz jacket. He went about for a week oblivious to the fact that he was no longer a "paramedic" but instead a "Fat Bastard"!

Love this

Bulletguy1 · 18/02/13 - 17:41

Josh Stonem wrote: »

More importantly - did you get away with it?

Loads back in the 60s/70s when I worked in Hotels.....and yes got away with it every time because it was 'the norm' and there was no potty pc nonsense then. And both male and female staff were as bad as each other. We had something you aren't allowed now...........fun.

21stCenturyBoy · 18/02/13 - 17:48

Repeatedly tell people who try something on in a changing room that it "really suits them", even when it makes them look like a Teletubby squeezed into a condom.

On a similar note, I once blurted out "are you sure?" to a very, very large man who asked me if I could find him some skinny jeans "in a waist 34".

It's not stealing or even breaking the law, but it's putting a sale before my integrity!

[Deleted User] · 18/02/13 - 17:58

Josh Stonem wrote: »

I once got caught on my hands and knees outside by my manager as we were leaving for the day. I had dropped 50p on the floor and it had gone into a thorn bush but I desperately needed it so was trying to get it even tough it was pitch black.

She saw me (she was in the car on the driveway out) so wound her window down and asked me what I was doing. I told her and she tried to persuade me to stop as I was crying to be honest and murmuring no,no but I carried on and she eventually gave up.

For real?! Crying in a bush?

[Deleted User] · 18/02/13 - 17:59

Bulletguy1 wrote: »

Loads back in the 60s/70s when I worked in Hotels.....and yes got away with it every time because it was 'the norm' and there was no potty pc nonsense then. And both male and female staff were as bad as each other. We had something you aren't allowed now...........fun.

Hmmm, wonder if your former colleagues feel the same?

Josh Stonem · 18/02/13 - 18:03

ylomyloh wrote: »

For real?! Crying in a bush?

I just got overwhelmed by everything, thoughts of not finding it led to thoughts of not being able to catch the bus home, not getting home and not seeing my mum as we we were planning to go out for tea.

You're not thinking rationally and all sorts just starts swamping you like letting someone down or anything else worse case scenario.

Bulletguy1 · 18/02/13 - 18:07

debonair wrote: »

Hmmm, wonder if your former colleagues feel the same?

By that I assume you are suggesting female colleagues? If so the answer is undoubtedly yes and for the record many of them were also the prime motivators/instigators.

[Deleted User] · 18/02/13 - 18:12

Bulletguy1 wrote: »

Loads back in the 60s/70s when I worked in Hotels.....and yes got away with it every time because it was 'the norm' and there was no potty pc nonsense then. And both male and female staff were as bad as each other. We had something you aren't allowed now...........fun.

You're allowed to have fun, you're not allowed to commit sexual harassment.

Darocia · 18/02/13 - 18:21

I work in a shop and I used to sometimes stick security tags to random people when I was a bit bored.

Hey there!

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