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Eastenders Ep Thread 8/9/14 - Lauren has the key (to Stacey's heart)
Hello 
I don't have much time so here's a very quick episode thread for tonights episode of Eastenders - Remember that it airs at the slightly earlier time of 7.30pm folks!
As I'm a little short on minutes I thought I'd just give you very brief spoilers for tonights episode.
Credits:
That's all I got time for, enjoy the episode
I don't have much time so here's a very quick episode thread for tonights episode of Eastenders - Remember that it airs at the slightly earlier time of 7.30pm folks!As I'm a little short on minutes I thought I'd just give you very brief spoilers for tonights episode.
When Sharon sees how vulnerable Phil is, she starts to have second thoughts about her plan to scam him. She tells Walfords' worst undercover lawyer Marcus how she's feeling, but it may already be too late as Phil spots them together and is instantly suspicious - Will Sharon and Marcus come clean about their torrid affair?
Meanwhile, Danny Dyer is relieved when Linda returns to the Square, until Stan challenges Danny to fight him for her. However, Danny is hurt when he discovers that Linda has been lying about her mum needing her help, when Linda puts him into a dead mans chokehold and gives him a noogie. Linda rejects Danny's apology when he tries to make things right, leaving him devastated, yet masochistically turned on . Fortunately, after a heart-to-heart with Sharon about their troubled relationships, Linda realises that she is lucky to have Danny and reconciles with him.
Elsewhere, Bianca and Bald Alfie inform Kat and Actual Alfie that they are moving away from Walford to Milton Keynes, (it's like Australia but further). In private, Actual Alfie tells Bald Alfie about how bad his financial problems have become despite the masses of benefits available to them as an OAP, job seeker, stallholder, used car saleswoman, and a sheer gaggle of kids to claim child benefit for. Bald Alfie tries his best to help Actual Alfie, but when he is unsuccessful, Alfie is forced to clean Kat.
Also today, Whitney tells Lee that she is moving, but can't be sure that he knew she was talking to him as he is slightly cross-eyed. They both misinterpret the situation and believe they are dumping each other - but when Lee later visits Whitney with a jewellery box, could it be an engagement ring, or payment for the many sexual favours?
Finally, Lauren doesn't seem pleased about Max hiring Stacey at the car lot. Stacey tries to make sexytimes with Lauren, but also leaves Lauren intrigued when she seems nervous about the whereabouts of the key she gave her to look after… As the tension builds between them, they take off all of their clothes and wrestle in a conveniently placed hot tub inside the car lot.
Credits:
Philip Mitchell, King of Walford and Lord of the Community -Steve McFadden
Sharon WattSnotRickman - Letitia Dean
Linda Carter, Acts the Martyr - Kellie Bright
Danny Dyer - Danny Dyer
Lee Carter, in Whitney's garter - Danny-Boy Hatchard
Nancy Carter, but Johnny's smarter - Maddy Hill
Shirley Carter, Queen Consort and Walford's First Lady - Linda Henry
Stan the Man Carter - Timothy West
Babe Smith - Annette Batman
Sonia Fowler, resident Growler - Natalie Cassidy
Thank **** she's going - Patsy Palmer
Whitney Dean, licks Lee clean :eek: - Shona McGarty
Max Branning, sex planning - Jake Wood
MyLauren - Jacqueline Jossa
*giggle* Abi Branning *snort* - Lorna Fitzgerald
Stacey Slater, Prison traitor - Lacey Turner
Kat Moon, smoking hot soon- Jessie Wallace
Actual Alfie - Shane Richie
Bald Alfie - Terry Alderton
Foxy Roxy Mitchell - Rita Simons
Jay Brown, took the bus into town - Jamie Borthwick
Lola Pearce, fit and fierce - Danielle Harold
Pam Coker, medicinal herb smoker - Lin Blakley
Ritchie Scott, would give Keeble a good mott :eek: - Sian Webber
Worlds Worst Lawyer - Stephen Churchett
DCI Twentyfags' Assistant - Glen Wallace
Executive Producer
Dominic Treadmill-Collins
Director
Richard Lynn
Writer
Lindsay Willia
That's all I got time for, enjoy the episode
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Is DCI Goddess Keeble not in tonight's episode? How the hell do they expect me to watch? >:(
Thanks for the Brilliant thread
Evening All
Thank you for the thread!
Is it the TV choice awards today? When are the results out? I hope EastEnders will be recognised but I have a feeling Hollyoaks will get most ones!
It is a mystery. Personally I can't see any eventuality where Stacey and Lauren don't take all of their clothes off over the key.
Erm I supplied the champers and nibbles at the after party.
**hands J-B a large guinness**
8 months on and I still laugh at Danny Dyer being played by Danny Dyer
Wouldnt mind him taking down my particulars
**Awaits Radcliffe's inevitable disgust**
Is there anyone you wouldn't want to take down your particulars?
Your's
Yes you
DS Malachy is so much better than bloody DS Emma
I think not, my job is to drink it, not make it
Only because you know if I saw your particulars I would run away screaming
I wouldn't
You'll be running away screaming soon >:(:p:D