Age, air, alcohol, aspirin and calcium.
Ham, honey, eggs, dogs, dieting and soup.
Being a woman, being a man, bubble bath, and food from cans.
Being black, wearing bras, left-handedness, and speedy cars.
Oestrogen, climate change, babyfood, the menopause.
Beef, beer, pizza, pork, cereal, and worcester sauce.
Childlessness, children, vitamins and bacon.
Chocolate, retirement, deoderant and facebook
The Mail says that these cause cancer, but it's only rumours that they give you tumours.
They've got some big balls to print it,
`Cos it's 60 pages of scary bullshit!
Comments
When they were all standing around with the ambulance, I realised just how many of them I don't like!
Sally?:mad:
Typo.:cool::rolleyes:
Her and KIrsty
Anyway wont there be a record of her going to that anger management thing? didnt she go once to be assessed then gave up?
Hope she doesn't win the NTA award now. :mad::mad: (not really)
Wonderful!
thats cause she's thick as pig shit
Here you are Beau
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