Are you a breastman or an buttman?

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  • RogerBaileyRogerBailey Posts: 1,959
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    sutie wrote: »
    As a woman, I'd prefer it if parts of us were not 'preferred' or discussed like haunches of meat.

    That's a shame.
  • HaloJoeHaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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    sodavlac wrote: »
    I hate it when they're too pointy.

    I know a bloke who has really bony elbows, we call him 'bony' :cool:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 47
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    I'm a man ! what can I say? I like both. Big, small, anyway they come.
  • Zizu58Zizu58 Posts: 3,658
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    Flat Matt wrote: »
    I like a nice shapely plump rump on a woman.

    J-Lo and Serena Williams are two fine examples.

    Slim and slender , Amanda Holden does it for me :)
  • roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    Flat Matt wrote: »
    I like a nice shapely plump rump on a woman.

    J-Lo and Serena Williams are two fine examples.

    What do you think of nicki minaj butt, my god its big :D:D
  • Zizu58Zizu58 Posts: 3,658
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    roland rat wrote: »
    What do you think of nicki minaj butt, my god its big :D:D

    When I first saw it on American Idol a few months ago , I actually thought she was wearing a fake backside under her skirt , it looked so ridiculous - almost cartoon like :)
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Sorry if I've caused confusion by my use of the word "boys". It's easily done, as I was using my own memory of being one, and forgot that 14-year-old girls are just as annoying. Let's just rephrase that as "the board has been taken over by irritating children".

    OK, so that said, is this the kind of "frank discussion of sexual matters" that that other thread at the weekend was suggesting needed its own forum? See, I'm pretty sure the argument usually put forward for such a move is that it would be a place for adults to discuss adult matters where kids don't have to see it.

    I dunno. Doesn't really seem to match onto reality.


    As you have been told before...... stop coming into threads that irritate you and preaching, no one probably cares what you think so go and stalk threads about serious matters and have deep meaningful conversations about the universe and life and leave the tits, muffs and farting threads to those that enjoy them.
  • ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    Legs for me - whether it be women or roast poultry.
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Leg man
  • zooooooooooooozooooooooooooo Posts: 2,220
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    roland rat wrote: »
    What do you think of nicki minaj butt, my god its big :D:D

    Bums can never be to big :D.
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    Bums can never be to big :D.

    A base question I'm afraid.

    If your arse is one of those huge huge back of a bus size ones and distance from anus to cleft is say 15 inches, do your turds pop out 20 minutes from launch, in the shape of naan breads?

    Genuine enquiry.
  • JELLIES0JELLIES0 Posts: 6,709
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    Personally I'm a leg man. Fat ones thin ones or something in between. ;)
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    copthis1 wrote: »
    As you have been told before...... stop coming into threads that irritate you and preaching, no one probably cares what you think so go and stalk threads about serious matters and have deep meaningful conversations about the universe and life and leave the tits, muffs and farting threads to those that enjoy them.

    But it's fun. You could always ignore me.
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    stoatie wrote: »
    But it's fun. You could always ignore me.

    It's your magnetic personality.
  • BadLadAshBadLadAsh Posts: 28,488
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    One thing I don't like is thin legs on a woman, a nice shapely pair does it for me :cool:
  • PrimalIcePrimalIce Posts: 2,897
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    copthis1 wrote: »
    A base question I'm afraid.

    If your arse is one of those huge huge back of a bus size ones and distance from anus to cleft is say 15 inches, do your turds pop out 20 minutes from launch, in the shape of naan breads?

    Genuine enquiry.

    I can see where from the first three letters of your username is derived.
  • Dusk1983Dusk1983 Posts: 708
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    Clitoris man, personally.
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    PrimalIce wrote: »
    I can see where from the first three letters of your username is derived.

    Enlighten me..............
  • InMyArmsInMyArms Posts: 50,792
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    sutie wrote: »
    As a woman, I'd prefer it if parts of us were not 'preferred' or discussed like haunches of meat.
    :eek: I know women have similar conversations about parts of a man they enjoy the most, so it's a two way thing! (I know this because I'm a gay man and i've been part of these conversations)
  • DebrajoanDebrajoan Posts: 1,917
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    This reminds me of a boy at my school who thought that he was funnier than he actually was.
    He would ask, "Do you prefer thin legs or fat legs?" to other boys.
    Most of them would answer thin, to which he would retort, "I prefer something in between myself."
    Absolute berk.
  • Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    sutie wrote: »
    As a woman, I'd prefer it if parts of us were not 'preferred' or discussed like haunches of meat.


    I watched a programme on Channel 4 a couple of nights ago called Confessions Of A Male Stripper. After watching that it's fair to say that many women are no different to men when it comes to this kind of thing. Some women are much worse!
  • JELLIES0JELLIES0 Posts: 6,709
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    Debrajoan wrote: »
    This reminds me of a boy at my school who thought that he was funnier than he actually was.
    He would ask, "Do you prefer thin legs or fat legs?" to other boys.
    Most of them would answer thin, to which he would retort, "I prefer something in between myself."
    Absolute berk.
    JELLIES0 wrote: »
    Personally I'm a leg man. Fat ones thin ones or something in between. ;)


    Thank you very much :o:o:D
  • gamez-fangamez-fan Posts: 2,201
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    Im a Personallity man :D
  • gingerjackgingerjack Posts: 1,917
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    gamez-fan wrote: »
    Im a Personallity man :D

    Pass the sick bucket ;)
  • DebrajoanDebrajoan Posts: 1,917
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    JELLIES0 wrote: »
    Thank you very much :o:o:D


    Sincere apologies JELLIESO, I hadn't read your post before I posted mine.
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