And why would KP who flies everywhere, drive, whilst heavily pregnant and suffering from back problems etc, to Spain (or that abroad place they tweeted about), unless it was because she wasn't allowed to fly? They needed passports either way, so that little passport story was a dud.
If anyone can come up with a cast iron cover story fitness queen and I could go and investigate as we're mere miles away from Pricey Towers but I'm rather nervous of Kev's itchy trigger finger with his air gun not to mention the dogs and peacocks so it would have to be completely convincing
If anyone can come up with a cast iron cover story fitness queen and I could go and investigate as we're mere miles away from Pricey Towers but I'm rather nervous of Kev's itchy trigger finger with his air gun not to mention the dogs and peacocks so it would have to be completely convincing
Has the pink monstrosity been sighted in Sussex recently?
You could always check out the local Boots and see how their stocks of Fake Bake Roasted Mahogany are holding up. If they're out of stock, she's home
Honestly? I think this celeb biz is going cold in the UK - all the influx of the towies and everything. They tipped the scales over. I don't think anyone newspaper wise pays much now other than the Sun and now they are charging people to read it online. It doesn't surprise me that the glossies didn't pay for her, the readers are getting a lot younger. Even BB now is geared to young kids. If i was her then yeah i doubt i'd bother selling something for peanuts, she's got more than enough money so why do something for 5k or 10k. Maybe she would only consider doing something for a lot more cash or maybe she just decided she didn't want to - you have Andre now doing the whole "pwivate" routine and saying things will be different with his kid so maybe he's feeling the pinch or feeling guilty for exposing kids too.
The TOWIE crew are the new celebs and they feature highly in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame - which is the new glossy.
I get the impression with KP that it doesn't matter how much is in the bank. Somehow she needs the validation of her name and face in the papers.
Ooh thanks Mutts - yes that could fool Kev but will the peacocks think of us as competitors and attack :eek: I'd better read up on their behaviour patterns. And the other trouble is there'd be bloomin' acres to tramp through first. Perhaps a hot air balloon or mini spy copter are worth exploring ...
ETA thanks everyone lots of possibilities - what do you think fitness queen? Anything grab you?
Ooh thanks Mutts - yes that could fool Kev but will the peacocks think of us as competitors and attack :eek: I'd better read up on their behaviour patterns. And the other trouble is there'd be bloomin' acres to tramp through first. Perhaps a hot air balloon or mini spy copter are worth exploring ...
ETA thanks everyone lots of possibilities - what do you think fitness queen? Anything grab you?
It wouldn't surprise me, i think a lot of them are like that. I think the andre and katona's slightly more than her though.
I think its possibly why she does more books, gets the advance and then ongoing royalties. Must pay more and apparently they sell quite well.
I think she does the books so she can pose in more and more bizarre outfits to get in the papers. The money is incidental. Nice, but incidental and of more use to her supporters (for wont of a better word) than her.
Ooh thanks Mutts - yes that could fool Kev but will the peacocks think of us as competitors and attack :eek: I'd better read up on their behaviour patterns. And the other trouble is there'd be bloomin' acres to tramp through first. Perhaps a hot air balloon or mini spy copter are worth exploring ...
ETA thanks everyone lots of possibilities - what do you think fitness queen? Anything grab you?
You'll be Ok as long as they don't try to have their way with you. The peacocks, not Kev. You'll be safe in that respect.
Watch out in case she mounts you two for a trot around paddock......or worse dress you in her all pink horse blankets....:eek:
But ..but ....but ....think of when I sell my story to the highest bidder (poss Horse & Hounds). I could be a squillionaire in mere months flogging the gory details of my/our traumatic 4 hours ....hang on, make that 6 days....of Hell being pursued round a paddock by a frenzied pink thing clutching a whip and harness. And that's just Kev.
But ..but ....but ....think of when I sell my story to the highest bidder (poss Horse & Hounds). I could be a squillionaire in mere months flogging the gory details of my/our traumatic 4 hours ....hang on, make that 6 days....of Hell being pursued round a paddock by a frenzied pink thing clutching a whip and harness. And that's just Kev.
I'm more worried that you'll enjoy it too much and refuse to escape
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Psssst! Sensei, I've an idea... Kev won't shoot one of Priceys Peacocks, she'd peacock him. Do this http://coolest-homemade-costumes.shippony.com/images/c2/c2-animals/peacock-costume-04b.jpg
Has the pink monstrosity been sighted in Sussex recently?
You could always check out the local Boots and see how their stocks of Fake Bake Roasted Mahogany are holding up. If they're out of stock, she's home
HAHA love this
That's Kev's outfit for the next book signing
The TOWIE crew are the new celebs and they feature highly in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame - which is the new glossy.
I get the impression with KP that it doesn't matter how much is in the bank. Somehow she needs the validation of her name and face in the papers.
Ooh thanks Mutts - yes that could fool Kev but will the peacocks think of us as competitors and attack :eek: I'd better read up on their behaviour patterns. And the other trouble is there'd be bloomin' acres to tramp through first. Perhaps a hot air balloon or mini spy copter are worth exploring ...
ETA thanks everyone lots of possibilities - what do you think fitness queen? Anything grab you?
It wouldn't surprise me, i think a lot of them are like that. I think the andre and katona's slightly more than her though.
I think its possibly why she does more books, gets the advance and then ongoing royalties. Must pay more and apparently they sell quite well.
I think she does the books so she can pose in more and more bizarre outfits to get in the papers. The money is incidental. Nice, but incidental and of more use to her supporters (for wont of a better word) than her.
She won't suspect a thing.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://costumei.com/pictures/2013/05/A-Horse-Costume-For-Two-People.jpg&imgrefurl=http://costumei.com/horse-costumes&h=794&w=600&sz=52&tbnid=NV4wAwUaZiZnYM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=68&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhorse%2Bcostumes%2Bfor%2Bpeople%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=horse+costumes+for+people&usg=__7A59y8SKRL4cjfd955oOLRmmV0Y=&docid=_EVXhoaXFxc7QM&sa=X&ei=y_kcUuzmIfHK0AX864DQAQ&ved=0CC8Q9QEwAA&dur=1906
You'll be Ok as long as they don't try to have their way with you. The peacocks, not Kev. You'll be safe in that respect.
^ Putting that on my Christmas list.
She won't be able to resist blowing her cover for that little beauty
Hide and seek with the kids will go on for days
I used to love the Pink Panther show
Longer than that I hope
Watch out in case she mounts you two for a trot around paddock......or worse dress you in her all pink horse blankets....:eek:
As long as noone attempts to ride us :eek: Probably tallest at back best? I'm 5'8"
Lol brilliant she could use it to hold auditions for her next husband!:D
PMSL that is classic
I'm more worried that you'll enjoy it too much and refuse to escape