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I think I have a Poltergheist

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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    Cosin wrote: »
    you think I jest. Someone died in my flat before I moved in
    I assume someone had shifted the corpse by then?
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    technology_lovetechnology_love Posts: 3,179
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    So like one time my friend Randy Beaman woke up in the middle of the night cos he thought he saw Dracula but then thought that's stupid because Dracula doesn't exist but he wanted to be sure so turned on the light and it was Dracula.
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    As they say, don't be scared of the dead, they can't hurt you, it's the living you have to worry about.
    They can't hurt you but they can have a hoot putting the shits up you :o
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    Lou KellyLou Kelly Posts: 2,778
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    It just wants to put the willies up you.
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    itscoldoutsideitscoldoutside Posts: 3,190
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    Most events of this nature can be explained with logic.

    My mother said she had a ghost they used to make a strange noise and move the plant. All windows were shut.

    A piece of tape had been placed over a vent.
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    InspirationInspiration Posts: 62,706
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    Simple solution.. you probably jammed it between two of the plastic plate slots and it's been forced back into the air and sink.
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    wear thefoxhatwear thefoxhat Posts: 3,753
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    A poltergeist, you're lucky I've got a toddler which seems to spend every waking moment trashing my once tidy house :(
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,271
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    "They're Here"
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    avasgranny wrote: »
    Does your kettle click on all by itself too?

    i`ve had this periodically with different kettles, it used to do my head [not in a spook way, i`m a sceptic].

    then i realised that when plastic jug kettles get old they start to do this, the heat must eventually warp the base or switch mechanism or something.
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    JackKlugmanJackKlugman Posts: 5,362
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    Cosin wrote: »
    I was just doing some dishes and when I finished, I went into the next room and then I heard a slight tap from the kitchen. I didn't think much of it, but when I returned my potato peeler was in the sink. It was in the washing up tray before. Spooky! I swear my life just gets darker and darker atm.

    'Cool Story Bro'

    Love it how people claim to have something that does not exist
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    'Cool Story Bro'

    Love it how people claim to have something that does not exist

    It's a good story to use when your mum keeps finding ectoplasm in your bedroom.
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,271
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    It's a good story to use when your mum keeps finding ectoplasm in your bedroom.

    :D LOL
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    Armi wrote: »
    A mate of mine told me of a strange experience he had.

    He came home from work and heard his wife shouting 'Oh my God!'. He ran upstairs and found her laying naked on the bed with ectoplasm all over her. He also swears that the wardrobe was wobbling.

    I’m something of an expert in this particular field of poltergeist activity.

    In cases like this the ectoplasm tends to be quite localized;......

    .... usually on and around the ‘lady pillows’............. for reasons that we don’t yet fully understand. :confused::confused:
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    I’m something of an expert in this particular field of poltergeist activity.

    In cases like this the ectoplasm tends to be quite localized;......

    .... usually on and around the ‘lady pillows’............. for reasons that we don’t yet fully understand. :confused::confused:

    :D:D:D:D
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    MustabusterMustabuster Posts: 5,975
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    Cosin wrote: »
    I was just doing some dishes and when I finished, I went into the next room and then I heard a slight tap from the kitchen. I didn't think much of it, but when I returned my potato peeler was in the sink. It was in the washing up tray before. Spooky! I swear my life just gets darker and darker atm.

    Ask your optician to check for cataracts.
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    Cosin wrote: »
    I was just doing some dishes and when I finished, I went into the next room and then I heard a slight tap from the kitchen. I didn't think much of it, but when I returned my potato peeler was in the sink. It was in the washing up tray before. Spooky! I swear my life just gets darker and darker atm.

    OP,

    Do you live in Luton by any chance?..........maybe your kitchen/utensil fixated poltergeist has been doing a spot of moonlighting at this restaurant.

    The vid is spooky stuff! ...the action starts after the young woman leaves the table.....:o

    Restaurant Poltergeist

    P.S. I was due to have a restaurant meal with friends tonight;....but this has really phased me.....I may have to cancel.:o:cry:blush:
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    OP,

    Do you live in Luton by any chance?..........maybe your kitchen/utensil fixated poltergeist has been doing a spot of moonlighting at this restaurant.

    The vid is spooky stuff! ...the action starts after the young woman leaves the table.....:o

    Restaurant Poltergeist

    P.S. I was due to have a restaurant meal with friends tonight;....but this has really phased me.....I may have to cancel.:o:cry:blush:

    it`s a very obvious hoax.
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    it`s a very obvious hoax.

    How can you be so sure?:confused:
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    TiwttmosTiwttmos Posts: 2,573
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    OP,

    Do you live in Luton by any chance?..........maybe your kitchen/utensil fixated poltergeist has been doing a spot of moonlighting at this restaurant.

    The vid is spooky stuff! ...the action starts after the young woman leaves the table.....:o

    Restaurant Poltergeist

    P.S. I was due to have a restaurant meal with friends tonight;....but this has really phased me.....I may have to cancel.:o:cry:blush:
    Maybe she had Goulash.
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    be more pacificbe more pacific Posts: 19,061
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    How can you be so sure?:confused:
    This comment sums it up nicely.
    Ashiene wrote:
    Before I watch any "Poltergeist" footage, I always predict these 3 things: 1) The objects being moved will be nearest to or furthest away from the camera, 2) One or more of the objects moved will be partially visible on the camera, 3) One or more of the objects moved will be moved in the direction outside of the camera's visible area. So far, I have NEVER been wrong. In every alleged "Poltergeist" footage I have viewed, at least 2 or all of these 3 things have occurred. Why do you think? This is because it is a hoax!
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    bri160356 wrote: »
    How can you be so sure?:confused:

    because i watched the video. the chair is moved by someone out of shot and the napkin and menu are moved with a thread.
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    be more pacificbe more pacific Posts: 19,061
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    This genuine video will chill you to the core!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR22Ef5-84w
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    because i watched the video. the chair is moved by someone out of shot and the napkin and menu are moved with a thread.

    So it was a hoax all along. Thanks for exposing those Restaurant charlatans;....

    .... I was on the verge of cancelling my big night out at MacDonald’s because of that video. >:(
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Contact Yvette Fielding - she claims that she puts boxes of eggs on the worktop, turns round to do something and when she looks back, the eggs are placed unbroken on the floor. Also that the kitchen chairs wedge up against the door in the night.
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    AsarualimAsarualim Posts: 3,884
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    Cosin wrote: »
    I was just doing some dishes and when I finished, I went into the next room and then I heard a slight tap from the kitchen. I didn't think much of it, but when I returned my potato peeler was in the sink. It was in the washing up tray before. Spooky! I swear my life just gets darker and darker atm.

    Don't worry, there's a really simple test that I can do for you to find out whether you really have a poltergeist or not...... and the results are in. You don't have a poltergeist! What you have there is a bad case of gravity, and an insufficient coefficient of friction. I'd get that looked at if I were you. :)
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