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TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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Have you been out with a pigeon? what do you think of Pigeons? do all the pigeons crap everywhere Coo?
Do you live with a Pigeon? what do you think of Pigeons? Would you want a lover as a Pigeon?
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    the.watsonthe.watson Posts: 1,845
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    I think a cull is overdue!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 40,102
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    I'd call an exorcist.
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    Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    A cull or an exorcist - I don't mind - but please hurry!
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Once went out with a Pigeon, he was a right shit.... really good conversationalist though.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    I wish I could keep them off my pond , any ideas anyone ?????
    They poop everywhere.....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,589
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    This year there seems to be a lot more pigeons than in previous years. A cull is needed soon.
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    TheDonkTheDonk Posts: 1,318
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    chebby wrote: »
    I wish I could keep them off my pond , any ideas anyone ?????
    They poop everywhere.....

    You've got pigeons on your pond?:D
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    the.watsonthe.watson Posts: 1,845
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    chebby wrote: »
    I wish I could keep them off my pond , any ideas anyone ?????
    They poop everywhere.....

    Them's Ducks dear.
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    TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    chebby wrote: »
    I wish I could keep them off my pond , any ideas anyone ?????
    They poop everywhere.....

    there ducks you muppet...:D:D:D
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    reishunreishun Posts: 3,200
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    I think pigeons is a pretty cool guy. eh shits on people and doesnt afraid of anything.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    TheMask wrote: »
    there ducks you muppet...:D:D:D

    Mr Mask ... really ,:D they are pidgins that poop..

    And all that poop plops in my pond ... Not nice , for the fishes.:eek:
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    TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    chebby wrote: »
    Mr Mask ... really ,:D they are pidgins that poop..

    And all that poop plops in my pond ... Not nice , for the fishes.:eek:

    So there not in your pond there sitting on the edge
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    The pooping pidgins ,plod round my pond ,pooping everywhere.

    It now looks like Colditz .. I have cordoned off the area , laid traps , hung mirrors , dug a mine shaft , put anti-tank stuff on the edges , employed the local militia ,sound a siren and still they poop..

    They are now dive bombing it.

    They are not ducks , nor herons , or seagulls, or even Pterodactyls... Look those bu***** up.

    No they are pooping pidgins...No messing , actually thats what they are doing...
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    Finlay ReaderFinlay Reader Posts: 1,231
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    Clumsy ****ers aren't they?
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    currysockscurrysocks Posts: 1,616
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    Pigeons;
    The call is a continuous, bubbling moan
    Feral Pigeons have become a nuisance in many towns and cities.
    http://www.garden-birds.co.uk/birds/feral_pigeon.htm
    Feral pigeons carry diseases that are harmful to man, significantly more than the brown rat and yet people would not normally dream of feeding rats! The best known disease passed from birds to man is Psittacosis but over 40 more diseases can be passed from feral pigeon to humans, including potentially infectious diseases such as salmonella, tuberculosis and ornithosis.
    http://www.northampton.gov.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.php?documentID=249&pageNumber=6

    Pigeons are also randy birds who breed whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,283
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    I think the word 'coo'' should be banned on DS :p
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    TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    chebby wrote: »
    The pooping pidgins ,plod round my pond ,pooping everywhere.

    It now looks like Colditz .. I have cordoned off the area , laid traps , hung mirrors , dug a mine shaft , put anti-tank stuff on the edges , employed the local militia ,sound a siren and still they poop..

    They are now dive bombing it.

    They are not ducks , nor herons , or seagulls, or even Pterodactyls... Look those bu***** up.

    No they are pooping pidgins...No messing , actually thats what they are doing...


    Phone your local council
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    Finlay ReaderFinlay Reader Posts: 1,231
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    It really annoys me that they move out of the way of your vehicle at the last minute, so you inevitably have to brake. They're so slow.:mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,787
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    It's the only problem where shotguns are a legitimate solution, especially if they are used before things get out of control because they do breed like mad and once they've spread their seed they're everywhere.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    Finlay Reader wrote: »
    It really annoys me that they move out of the way of your vehicle at the last minute, so you inevitably have to break. They're so slow.:mad:

    I cannot seem to spell pigeon ...:o:o:o:o

    And what do they peck in the road??? , they have all the verges to peck , but no , they want to peck in the road , and poop in my pond..
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    Pecking and pooping pigeons .. Wish they would p***off..
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    rosco2010rosco2010 Posts: 7,501
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    My nickname at school was Pigeon, coo.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    I think pigeons should go poo and not coo ,as thats what they do.
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    sHaKsHaK Posts: 2,911
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    I find them to be intellectually sub-standard.
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    TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    chebby wrote: »
    I think pigeons should go poo and not coo ,as thats what they do.

    They do both in your garden. are you sure your O/H is not having crafty dumps in your pond..:p
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