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    Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    MAW wrote: »
    Biffo has some rubber tubing and a squeezy bulb.

    Oh change the f*****g record ffs.

    You're like a bloody forum stalker going on about that thread whenever I try and post about something.
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    BathshebaBathsheba Posts: 6,654
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    From what I've seen (quite a lot) I'd say most were around the 6 or 6.5 inch mark and that's fine by me. I've seen one that was considerably smaller and thinner than average- needless to say that relationship didn't last. And yes I am shallow.
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    MarkBealesMarkBeales Posts: 3,600
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    Well mine's 3 inches
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    MrQuikeMrQuike Posts: 18,175
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    Seeing this thread makes me think that Alan Davies's attempt to answer the proverbial question: Horizon - "how long is a piece of string?" - could have introduced far more people to the mind-bending voyage of discovery into the Quantum world if they'd have called the program instead "How long is my penis".
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    TomGrantTomGrant Posts: 4,251
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    Haha. To be honest, ugly penises worry me far more than small ones.

    You're so shallow ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,764
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    TomGrant wrote: »
    You're so shallow ;)
    Oh come plunge into my depths!

    Nothing like a thread about scrag end to bring out people's insecurities.
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    roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    Guys who have a small penis, need the jes extender, it will soon give you a big one
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    TomGrantTomGrant Posts: 4,251
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    Oh come plunge into my depths!

    Nothing like a thread about scrag end to bring out people's insecurities.

    haha :D
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Oh change the f*****g record ffs.

    You're like a bloody forum stalker going on about that thread whenever I try and post about something.

    It made you famous across the entire net. Don't knock it. It was your finest hour.
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    solarflare wrote: »
    Still there's no need to start shouting Shania Twain at every Tom Dick and Harry that doesn't meet expectations.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8&ob=av2e

    :D:D
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    Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    MAW wrote: »
    It made you famous across the entire net. Don't knock it. It was your finest hour.

    That I accept. However, there's a time and a place for discussing home colonic irrigation, and a micropenis thread is not one of them.
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    CloneClownCloneClown Posts: 6,296
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    Is it better to have a micro or a monster penis?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    However, there's a time and a place for discussing home colonic irrigation, and a micropenis thread is not one of them.

    I love DS! :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,764
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    goldielox wrote: »
    Average isn't one step up from mediocre. Average IS mediocre. That's what mediocre means.
    Forgive my less than perfect English. In Portuguese it means 'barely adequate'.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 234
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    Haha. To be honest, ugly penises worry me far more than small ones.

    Fannys aren't exactly pretty to look at it most cases, esp if the old girl is like a bucket!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 707
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    Am I the only girl in this thread?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,764
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    CloneClown wrote: »
    Is it better to have a micro or a monster penis?
    See, now that makes it sound like one should have a circuit board and the other, teeth.
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    solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,383
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    Frockstar wrote: »
    Am I the only girl in this thread?

    Are you proposing some sort of thread genital inspection?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,764
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    King Wrong wrote: »
    Fannys aren't exactly pretty to look at it most cases, esp if the old girl is like a bucket!
    I haven't seen any live ones.
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    CloneClownCloneClown Posts: 6,296
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    Frockstar wrote: »
    Am I the only girl in this thread?

    Feel free to start a Micro Vagina thread.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 707
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    CloneClown wrote: »
    Feel free to start a Micro Vagina thread.

    Oh no thanks I'll stick to reading the micro penis thread. Its very interesting:)
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    That I accept. However, there's a time and a place for discussing home colonic irrigation, and a micropenis thread is not one of them.

    I think we're going to need photographic evidence to take the subject of your teensy knob any further:D
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    solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,383
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    CloneClown wrote: »
    Feel free to start a Micro Vagina thread.

    If we did then we could talk about nano-vaginas, or, to shorten things, nangina.
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    JamesC81JamesC81 Posts: 14,792
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    oh well any excuse just to show this :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6bpN6A6yc8
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    Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    MAW wrote: »
    I think we're going to need photographic evidence to take the subject of your teensy knob any further:D

    Then your friend should come over here and ask me themselves, although the answer will be no.

    This thread is about the effect that having a micropenis has on people, not satisfying your homoerotic urges!
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