Should Nudists be allowed to shop nude in Supermarkets etc....

Ivor FannyIvor Fanny Posts: 969
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Should Nudists be allowed to shop nude in Supermarkets etc....
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  • KornerKabinKornerKabin Posts: 20,308
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    I don't see why not.

    Just keep them away from the deli counter and the bacon slicer ;)
  • MrIncredibleMrIncredible Posts: 5,034
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    Only if they look good naked. This would exclude most nudists.
  • ackeracker Posts: 8,809
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    Meatballs.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,017
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    Some people look bad enough with their clothes ON, let alone with their clothes off!!!
  • Ivor FannyIvor Fanny Posts: 969
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    what if a gentleman got a "Gentlemen's man part arousal" by the checkout, and he was behind you? :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    You've seen some of the "delights" walking around ASDA, haven't you? Do you want to see them naked?
  • MrIncredibleMrIncredible Posts: 5,034
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    Ivor Fanny wrote: »
    what if a gentleman got a "Gentlemen's man part arousal" by the checkout, and he was behind you? :eek:

    Id whisk him off home as quickly as possible. One must take such opportunities when they become available.
  • steviexsteviex Posts: 132,205
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    Ivor Fanny wrote: »
    what if a gentleman got a "Gentlemen's man part arousal" by the checkout, and he was behind you? :eek:

    It would be somewhere to hang your bag for life while you pack your shopping! :D
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Health & Safety would have to ban them from the cucumber aisle!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    steviex wrote: »
    It would be somewhere to hang your bag for life while you pack your shopping! :D

    (Ball) bags for life? I'm sorry, I had to!
  • Julie68Julie68 Posts: 3,137
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    Definately not. I don't want some sweaty prat leaning over the fruit and veg, thankyou very much.
    It's not hygenic.
  • VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    I don't think they want to walk around with us all gawking at them! It's only that rambler fellow who is in people's faces.
  • SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    If People want to walk around nude, they have the whole of their house/flat in which to do so, as long as they keep away from the windows. :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    SULLA wrote: »
    If People want to walk around nude, they have the whole of their house/flat in which to do so, as long as they keep away from the windows. :)

    What about people that live in glass houses?
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Ivor Fanny wrote: »
    Should Nudists be allowed to shop nude in Supermarkets etc....

    I think it should be compulsory and for all, it would dramatically cut shoplifting.

    (cucumber theft aside)
  • AxGAxG Posts: 25,663
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    Hello shoppers, testicles, that is all.
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    I think it should be compulsory and for all, it would dramatically cut shoplifting.

    (cucumber theft aside)

    On the minus side it would be a bit cold and a bit embarrassing (if you don't have a perfect body) and probably a bit unhygienic and rather unpleasant to see people with too many wrinkles or too many wobbly bits walking around Tesco's.

    On the plus side the over-indulgent, up-its-own-arse fashion industry would die overnight.
  • UlsterguyUlsterguy Posts: 3,306
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    Ivor Fanny wrote: »
    Should Nudists be allowed to shop nude in Supermarkets etc....

    I think you've got the idea of nudism wrong. As a naturist I wouldn't want to go to my local Tesco nude. I would, however like to be able to go about my back garden nude.
  • HamptonHampton Posts: 259
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    Ivor Fanny wrote: »
    what if a gentleman got a "Gentlemen's man part arousal" by the checkout, and he was behind you? :eek:

    For Christ sake don't bend over to get something out of your trolley!!!
  • Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    No. Think of the children.
  • UlsterguyUlsterguy Posts: 3,306
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    No. Think of the children.

    And yet, at naturist sites, children and adults mix perfectly well!
  • johnnybgoode83johnnybgoode83 Posts: 8,908
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    Only if they are good looking :p
  • UlsterguyUlsterguy Posts: 3,306
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    Only if they are good looking :p

    Here we go again.
  • SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    What about people that live in glass houses?

    They shouldn't throw stones:)
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    SULLA wrote: »
    They shouldn't throw stones:)

    What about allowing it in church. After all, if Adam hadn't sinned, we'd all still be naked:p
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