It seems that having the paps on speed dial every time you leave the house and flogging the evidence to the DM sidebar of shame pays enough for endless trips to Lakeside and a nice house in an affluent area - we've gone wrong somewhere
You are not wrong Blondie X. She's been on the phone again.;-)
'Doting mum, Chantelle Houghton looked happier than ever as she took her daughter, Dolly, out with her while she ran some errands on Monday.
The giggling twosome looked picture perfect as they headed to their local supermarket together.
Health-conscious Chantelle, 30, filled up her trolley with bottles of Evian water, Innocent vegetable pots and lots of fresh vegetables. '
Can't find another thread more on topic so I'll ask here - what on earth is Chantelle's problem with Kelly Brook's fiancee? She's gobbed off about him two or three times now. Apart from attentionseekingitas and using Kelly's name as a means to get noticed, what's the matter with the daft bint? I think she might need professional help.
How bright must the glare of those pesky pap's camera flash be, that she has to wear her sunnies indoors?
Also, she used to be 'caught' (ahem) doing things like going to the seaside or funfair, now it's Sainsbury's!? (oh yeh, she can't go Waitrose can she )
What next? 'Chantelle, looking radiant in a Primark tracksuit and glossy Easilocks extensions, visits the dentist, where she's caught in an intimate pose having her right 4th molar drilled'
or maybe 'Chantelle, looking slim in a penguin onesie, braves the rain to put out the bins at her £250,000 rented four bedroom home in the heart of leafy Cheshire'
How bright must the glare of those pesky pap's camera flash be, that she has to wear her sunnies indoors?
Also, she used to be 'caught' (ahem) doing things like going to the seaside or funfair, now it's Sainsbury's!? (oh yeh, she can't go Waitrose can she )
What next? 'Chantelle, looking radiant in a Primark tracksuit and glossy Easilocks extensions, visits the dentist, where she's caught in an intimate pose having her right 4th molar drilled'
or maybe 'Chantelle, looking slim in a penguin onesie, braves the rain to put out the bins at her £250,000 rented four bedroom home in the heart of leafy Cheshire'
Better not give her ideas actually.
Or 'Brave Chantelle gamely decides to raise awareness of gynaeological issues by inviting us into her latest appointment. As we arrive, she is slipping her slim, tapered ankles into the stirrups......'
Or 'Brave Chantelle gamely decides to raise awareness of gynaeological issues by inviting us into her latest appointment. As we arrive, she is slipping her slim, tapered ankles into the stirrups......'
I predict this will actually happen in the not too distant future. If not with Chantelle then some other desperate has been who never was.
I tell you what, Brentwood Sainsburys is becoming the new place to be seen. No wonder paps are flooding to the place. Only a couple of weeks back, Lucy from TOWIE was papped walking through the car park (gasp), Amy Childs has been spotted completely inconspicuously walking past the very same car park wearing f**k off great big rollers and now Chantelle is completely unaware of the fact she's having a photoshoot done while she strolls round innocently doing her weeks shopping.
Can't find another thread more on topic so I'll ask here - what on earth is Chantelle's problem with Kelly Brook's fiancee? She's gobbed off about him two or three times now. Apart from attentionseekingitas and using Kelly's name as a means to get noticed, what's the matter with the daft bint? I think she might need professional help.
Sorry GQ, I have no idea but hopefully someone reading will know and enlighten us.:)
I guess this is what happens when you have no discernible talent, you have to resort to being papped while shopping. Shame she just doesn't bow out, get a job and live a normal life.
When you actually break down the contents of the most recent pics of her, it is in a supermarket, getting out of a car or eating in Bluewater... Something for the CV I guess?
Can't find another thread more on topic so I'll ask here - what on earth is Chantelle's problem with Kelly Brook's fiancee? She's gobbed off about him two or three times now. Apart from attentionseekingitas and using Kelly's name as a means to get noticed, what's the matter with the daft bint? I think she might need professional help.
Oh apparently Kelly's fiancée tried to ask Chantelle out a million years ago and Chantelle being the wonderful person she is ^_^ took it that he asked everyone that has a pulse out so she decides to now slag him off at every opportunity ,
even though IMO it's none of her bloo*y business who Kelly is in love with >:(
I tell you what, Brentwood Sainsburys is becoming the new place to be seen. No wonder paps are flooding to the place. Only a couple of weeks back, Lucy from TOWIE was papped walking through the car park (gasp), Amy Childs has been spotted completely inconspicuously walking past the very same car park wearing f**k off great big rollers and now Chantelle is completely unaware of the fact she's having a photoshoot done while she strolls round innocently doing her weeks shopping.
Those pesky paps hanging round Sainsburys car park again. What's the chances they just happened to be passing as Chantelle bowled up?
I genuinely don't know how former Z-list celebs like her survive. She can't have made any serious money in years!
I just had a read about her on Wiki because I'm nosey- she's apparently got her own dating website, designed a carry potty and hair extensions and writes a column for now or new magazine. I guess she gets a bit of maintenance from Alex for Dolly as well.
I never realised that being papped whilst looking mardy and whining on Twitter actually qualified someone to be a "media personality".
According to the DM, being the colour of an over-ripe satsuma is "sporting a fresh make-up look."
FFS.
I just had a read about her on Wiki because I'm nosey- she's apparently got her own dating website, designed a carry potty and hair extensions and writes a column for now or new magazine. I guess she gets a bit of maintenance from Alex for Dolly as well.
Plus she must make a few quid (and I mean only a few) from the deal her and her personal pap have with the DM SOS
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Dolly is even pointing the pap out to Chantelle who never notices him. 'Look mum, it's that man with the camera who follows us everywhere'
You are not wrong Blondie X. She's been on the phone again.;-)
'Doting mum, Chantelle Houghton looked happier than ever as she took her daughter, Dolly, out with her while she ran some errands on Monday.
The giggling twosome looked picture perfect as they headed to their local supermarket together.
Health-conscious Chantelle, 30, filled up her trolley with bottles of Evian water, Innocent vegetable pots and lots of fresh vegetables. '
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2605596/Chantelle-Houghton-mini-daughter-Dolly-side.html
Also, she used to be 'caught' (ahem) doing things like going to the seaside or funfair, now it's Sainsbury's!? (oh yeh, she can't go Waitrose can she
What next? 'Chantelle, looking radiant in a Primark tracksuit and glossy Easilocks extensions, visits the dentist, where she's caught in an intimate pose having her right 4th molar drilled'
or maybe 'Chantelle, looking slim in a penguin onesie, braves the rain to put out the bins at her £250,000 rented four bedroom home in the heart of leafy Cheshire'
Better not give her ideas actually.
Why did she bother changing into the stilletos because surely she can't drive in them and she's wearing pumps walking round Sainsburys
I don't know how she affords to live if she doesn't actually work?
Any self respecting journalist or reporter should be mortified to find themselves writing rubbish like that.
Or 'Brave Chantelle gamely decides to raise awareness of gynaeological issues by inviting us into her latest appointment. As we arrive, she is slipping her slim, tapered ankles into the stirrups......'
I like to think these "articles" are taking the piss via being as deliberately ridiculous as is possible to be. Otherwise God help us.
I predict this will actually happen in the not too distant future. If not with Chantelle then some other desperate has been who never was.
That's what I don't get either ? If she makes money from this, why?? Who cares ??
Sorry GQ, I have no idea but hopefully someone reading will know and enlighten us.:)
When you actually break down the contents of the most recent pics of her, it is in a supermarket, getting out of a car or eating in Bluewater... Something for the CV I guess?
Oh apparently Kelly's fiancée tried to ask Chantelle out a million years ago and Chantelle being the wonderful person she is ^_^ took it that he asked everyone that has a pulse out so she decides to now slag him off at every opportunity ,
even though IMO it's none of her bloo*y business who Kelly is in love with >:(
Kerry katona springs to mind....
Those pesky paps hanging round Sainsburys car park again. What's the chances they just happened to be passing as Chantelle bowled up?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2999024/Chantelle-Houghton-wraps-faux-fur-gilet-ripped-black-skinny-jeans-runs-errands-Essex.html
She's always got a face like a smacked arse.
I genuinely don't know how former Z-list celebs like her survive. She can't have made any serious money in years!
I just had a read about her on Wiki because I'm nosey- she's apparently got her own dating website, designed a carry potty and hair extensions and writes a column for now or new magazine. I guess she gets a bit of maintenance from Alex for Dolly as well.
That does seem to be unnecessarily unfair to smacked arses everywhere.
I never realised that being papped whilst looking mardy and whining on Twitter actually qualified someone to be a "media personality".
According to the DM, being the colour of an over-ripe satsuma is "sporting a fresh make-up look."
FFS.
Plus she must make a few quid (and I mean only a few) from the deal her and her personal pap have with the DM SOS