I'm a mother and I think it sounds bloody stupid.
But then I haven't won any awards, so what the hell do I know?
Just remember that if you don't manage to laugh at any of his jokes, it's not because they're not funny, it's because his sense of humour is way over your head.
Apparently.
Although it might be wise to stock up on the Tena Ladys, just to be on the safe side.
And if you are planning on watching TM, don't forget your notebook - for jotting down all the "evidence" of Insania Boy's wondrousness, and the Bumper Book of Armchair Psychology for extra speedy diagnosis / proofage / making up stuff when you run out of things to say.
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No awards for me either, Az. My poor wee boy really didn't hit the jackpot ending up with a non awardage mummy like me.:(
Already ran out of TL. Too much laughing. I'll need to restock before I watch anymore ML.
Well you actually can correctly diagnose someone you've never met or spent even 10 seconds of time with that person - with a particular disorder. It's easy!! I think I might become an armchair psychologist. Who needs to go to uni for a few years or even actually meet with your patients to be able to give a correct diagnoses of a stranger.:D
But ... don't you see ... the armchair psychology & diagnosis of whatever disorder is top of the list today legitimately enables people to express their genuine concern for the children.
Thank the lordy that TM reallyloveshiskids ... goodness knows what would happen to them otherwise!
But ... don't you see ... the armchair psychology & diagnosis of whatever disorder is top of the list today legitimately enables people to express their genuine concern for the children.
Thank the lordy that TM reallyloveshiskids ... goodness knows what would happen to them otherwise!
Ha! Well ... when he went into the Jungle I couldn't even remember who he was or what Mysterious Girl was!! I kind of recognised the song when I heard it, but not my cup of tea back in the day when he was, erm, relevant.
Funnily enough, I only watched I'm a Celebrity that year for Jordan & Johnny Rotten.
Woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, Mysterious Girl, I wanna get close to you ...
So, in fact, he only came to my attention due to association ... who'd've thunk!
Has PA spoken about his albums failure, does anyone know?
How dare you. >:( Big Nit was a hugely successful album spending ONE WHOLE WEEK in the Top 40 and selling over 2000, yes 2000 copies. ;-)
But remember that actually selling isn't the point of being a successful musician, oh no. It's about enjoying it, doing it for your family and meeting your loyal fans (who don't buy your music) at the local ASDA - so they say
So what happens to his 6 months tour of only UK song of Peabody film?
Probably the same thing that happened to the Oozlum Bird native to Australia 😄
If you saw Carry on up the jungle with Frankie Howard you will know the answer if not google it
Has PA spoken about his albums failure, does anyone know?
Nope it hasn't been mentioned at all, funnily enough. Although he's still going on that gruelling 24 date tour in September, so he'll probably get great feedback about BN then. (Whilst the folk in the 1/2 empty venues are chanting for MG). ;-)
What, the song that was played so late into the closing credit, only the cleaners actually got to hear it?
How dare you. >:( Big Nit was a hugely successful album spending ONE WHOLE WEEK in the Top 40 and selling over 2000, yes 2000 copies. ;-)
But remember that actually selling isn't the point of being a successful musician, oh no. It's about enjoying it, doing it for your family and meeting your loyal fans (who don't buy your music) at the local ASDA - so they say
Tangoman seems to have the rare distinction that he is the only "musician" whose fans don't actually buy his music, but instead spend their time defending his paltry sales figures as unimportant, and declaring that as long as his music makes him happy, nothing else matters.
Probably the same thing that happened to the Oozlum Bird native to Australia 😄
If you saw Carry on up the jungle with Frankie Howard you will know the answer if not google it
Considering the increasingly laughable size of Tangoman's quiff these days, I doubt that he'd be able to fit his head up his own backside.
Although I'd be happy to volunteer to give him a helping hand.
'I wanted to like it, I really did, but Peter's voice sounds nasal and he is clearly straining badly to reach some of the notes. The 'Big Night' track sounds like something a Butlins Red Coat would sing, it's dreadful. A swing album, in my opinion, is clearly the wrong direction for him, his voice just isn't strong enough and the songs on the album aren't good enough.'
I'm insulted.
As a former Butlin's Redcoat I am annoyed that someone thinks PA could sing even half as well as I did. >:(
I wanted to like it, I really did, but Peter's voice sounds nasal and he is clearly straining badly to reach some of the notes. The 'Big Night' track sounds like something a Butlins Red Coat would sing, it's dreadful. A swing album, in my opinion, is clearly the wrong direction for him, his voice just isn't strong enough and the songs on the album aren't good enough.
This is not big band music.
It's not even medium-sized.
It's like a musical pick and mix, but in the worst possible way.
Track after track of nasally, tuneless whining, with no musical merit whatsoever. Not even the most ardent fan of Peter Andre could possibly listen to this without wanting to tear off their own ears.
Andre is the musical equivalent of anaglypta wallpaper - no one likes it, but it's virtually impossible to completely get rid of.
Save your money - unless you are looking for a way of keeping your friends and neighbours away from you.
Or a novelty frisbee.
Dire, dire, dire.
awfull singer not got a good voice at all wouldnt waste your money but if your a fan of this man go for it
How old was Emily when they met again? 21/22? What was he? 39? Soz, but just ewwww!!
Oh well, age is just a number;-) Wonder how TM would feel if 'Bista' (ffs), or Amelia the future doctor/inventor of time travel were to hook up with a man nearly 20 years their senior?
How old was Emily when they met again? 21/22? What was he? 39? Soz, but just ewwww!!
Oh well, age is just a number;-) Wonder how TM would feel if 'Bista' (ffs), or Amelia the future doctor/inventor of time travel were to hook up with a man 20 years their senior?
I think they met in 2010 - so Emily would have been 19 or 20, and Tangoman a middle-aged greasy lechbucket with kidney stones.
Sexy.
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No awards for me either, Az. My poor wee boy really didn't hit the jackpot ending up with a non awardage mummy like me.:(
Already ran out of TL. Too much laughing. I'll need to restock before I watch anymore ML.
Well you actually can correctly diagnose someone you've never met or spent even 10 seconds of time with that person - with a particular disorder. It's easy!! I think I might become an armchair psychologist. Who needs to go to uni for a few years or even actually meet with your patients to be able to give a correct diagnoses of a stranger.:D
Thank the lordy that TM reallyloveshiskids ... goodness knows what would happen to them otherwise!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/21/from-the-spice-girls-to-peter-andre-these-were-the-biggest-selling-singles-of-1996-4771001/
MG is number 9.
This is what the caption says below the youtube video.
'Yes, believe it or not you actually bought this song by the truckload in 1996. We don’t even want to know what you were thinking.'
Nope, not me. I admit to buying some rubbish music but my conscience is clear regarding this pile of poo!:D
I never brought it either BEL. I remember thinking what a t*sser he seemed even back then so I was a good judge of character even in my younger days
One thing I've always been able to hold my head up high with is my taste in music so maybe that's why PA has always offended me ;-)
Funnily enough, I only watched I'm a Celebrity that year for Jordan & Johnny Rotten.
Woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, Mysterious Girl, I wanna get close to you ...
So, in fact, he only came to my attention due to association ... who'd've thunk!
Still referring to Princess as 'bista', even when referencing her in interviews. What an utter, utter moron. I mean, really!
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...-bouncy-castle
Along with his charisma, his talent, his credibility, Bubbla Ranks and about 2000 copies of Big Nit
Lol xx
The Abomination that is Andre just keeps going on..........and on...........and on..................and on............and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I am seriously bored to tears by him and must must must stop giving him my attention.
But it reached the dizzy heights of number 23 with no promotion at all and then sunk without trace after 1 week?
It's akin to 'Thriller' by his hero MJ, surely?????
What, the song that was played so late into the closing credit, only the cleaners actually got to hear it?
How dare you. >:( Big Nit was a hugely successful album spending ONE WHOLE WEEK in the Top 40 and selling over 2000, yes 2000 copies. ;-)
But remember that actually selling isn't the point of being a successful musician, oh no. It's about enjoying it, doing it for your family and meeting your loyal fans (who don't buy your music) at the local ASDA - so they say
Probably the same thing that happened to the Oozlum Bird native to Australia 😄
If you saw Carry on up the jungle with Frankie Howard you will know the answer if not google it
Nope it hasn't been mentioned at all, funnily enough. Although he's still going on that gruelling 24 date tour in September, so he'll probably get great feedback about BN then. (Whilst the folk in the 1/2 empty venues are chanting for MG). ;-)
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/review/a202067/peter-andre-unconditional-love-songs.html#~oI8ujPYl4uSKZ2
Tangoman seems to have the rare distinction that he is the only "musician" whose fans don't actually buy his music, but instead spend their time defending his paltry sales figures as unimportant, and declaring that as long as his music makes him happy, nothing else matters.
Considering the increasingly laughable size of Tangoman's quiff these days, I doubt that he'd be able to fit his head up his own backside.
Although I'd be happy to volunteer to give him a helping hand.
I can beat that.
Amazon reviews of Big Night follow.........
'I wanted to like it, I really did, but Peter's voice sounds nasal and he is clearly straining badly to reach some of the notes. The 'Big Night' track sounds like something a Butlins Red Coat would sing, it's dreadful. A swing album, in my opinion, is clearly the wrong direction for him, his voice just isn't strong enough and the songs on the album aren't good enough.'
I'm insulted.
As a former Butlin's Redcoat I am annoyed that someone thinks PA could sing even half as well as I did. >:(
I wanted to like it, I really did, but Peter's voice sounds nasal and he is clearly straining badly to reach some of the notes. The 'Big Night' track sounds like something a Butlins Red Coat would sing, it's dreadful. A swing album, in my opinion, is clearly the wrong direction for him, his voice just isn't strong enough and the songs on the album aren't good enough.
This is not big band music.
It's not even medium-sized.
It's like a musical pick and mix, but in the worst possible way.
Track after track of nasally, tuneless whining, with no musical merit whatsoever. Not even the most ardent fan of Peter Andre could possibly listen to this without wanting to tear off their own ears.
Andre is the musical equivalent of anaglypta wallpaper - no one likes it, but it's virtually impossible to completely get rid of.
Save your money - unless you are looking for a way of keeping your friends and neighbours away from you.
Or a novelty frisbee.
Dire, dire, dire.
awfull singer not got a good voice at all wouldnt waste your money but if your a fan of this man go for it
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B00JLY6SWK/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0
Oh dear.
Greasy lech? No. It's not so.:D
How old was Emily when they met again? 21/22? What was he? 39? Soz, but just ewwww!!
Oh well, age is just a number;-) Wonder how TM would feel if 'Bista' (ffs), or Amelia the future doctor/inventor of time travel were to hook up with a man nearly 20 years their senior?
I think they met in 2010 - so Emily would have been 19 or 20, and Tangoman a middle-aged greasy lechbucket with kidney stones.
Sexy.
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