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What would you shout over the wall?

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    PercyBysshePercyBysshe Posts: 6,120
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    "Helen isn't in the final - Jale is."

    :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 815
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    "Pauline is a witch! BURN HER!!!"
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506
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    "Pauline, they've found the bodies under your patio"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 815
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    "Toya - your make-up looks terrible"
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    Analogue110Analogue110 Posts: 3,817
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    Jale is Kathy Burkes sister.
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    planetmattplanetmatt Posts: 525
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    "Jale slept with Wayne Rooney"

    I'd love to see Helen's reaction to that.
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    Rachael.Rachael. Posts: 2,331
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    planetmatt wrote: »
    "Jale slept with Wayne Rooney"

    I'd love to see Helen's reaction to that.
    :D:D I'd love this to happen!
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    adamski94adamski94 Posts: 3,042
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    Mark you owe me rent
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    PercyBysshePercyBysshe Posts: 6,120
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    "Steven is favourite to win."
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    chavetchavet Posts: 2,503
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    'Tamara is a prostitute and she slept with Wayne Rooney!'


    That way, they'd be more likely to give an honest opinion on what they thought of that, rather than if the named person were in the house and could deny it. Winston's reaction might create some slow-burning drama, but his 'Winstonface' implies he suppresses a lot of his true thoughts.
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    planetmattplanetmatt Posts: 525
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    Rachael. wrote: »
    :D:D I'd love this to happen!

    He slept with OAP hookers so it's not even as if it would be difficult to believe.

    It would totally undermine Helen's feelings of self worth (which aren't high to start with). I imagine, her mental juggling that justifies her previous occupation goes something like this, "well I may have been a prostitute but I was high class one and important people slept with me. This validates me and my life"

    To think that her arguably most important "client" also chose to sleep with Jale who she obviously considers beneath her would really push all the right buttons to make her go apocalyptic.

    So, any Borehamwood residents reading this, go buy a bullhorn. You know what you need to do :D
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    An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    Kimberly. Are you on line? Don't forget to defrag and if Steven comes near you update your virus protection.
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    zolugzolug Posts: 2,650
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    Mark you have been evicted.Cant pay they take it away.
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    yogacatsyogacats Posts: 6,954
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    STEVEN'S the Power Housemate !!!! :D
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    feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    Me: - Helen, you remind me of an onion.

    Helen: - Because I have so many layers to my personality?

    Me: - No...

    Helen: - Oh, OK, something stupid like you'll cry when you slice me up?

    Me: - No...

    Helen: - OK, OK, you'd prefer it if I was battered?

    Me: - No...

    Helen: - You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be overpowering?...

    Me: - No...

    Helen: - Oh, alright, why then?

    Me: - You smell of onion.
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    PercyBysshePercyBysshe Posts: 6,120
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    "Mark is a smiling assassin."

    :cool:
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    SeymourSeymour Posts: 8,248
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    Tell Helen Wayne Rooney is disgusted with her......LOL
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,188
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    Dan!
    Dan!!
    Dan!!!
    Dan!!!!
    Dan!!!!!
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    planetmattplanetmatt Posts: 525
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    Seymour wrote: »
    Tell Helen Wayne Rooney is disgusted with her......LOL

    I have a feeling, she is disgusted with herself. He quick anger is fuelled by her low self esteem.
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    adamski94adamski94 Posts: 3,042
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    There a new housmate arriving friday
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    soapmaniasoapmania Posts: 7,452
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    "Ash, Marlon.... Helen's all yours for the right price!...(chants) Rooney, Rooney, Rooney!!"
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,506
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    "The Tea Leaves are the power housemates!"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 659
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    "Pauline...Your wage slip's in the office, love!!"
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Helen is a prossy
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    ArcyArcy Posts: 13
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    "Pauline, do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?"
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