Diarrhoea

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• ikkleosu Posts: 11,494

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  21/09/09 - 18:31 #2

  DarkJedi wrote: »

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  I've been feeling sh!t since this morning but after lemsip and a cappuccino I feel better. I had A sore throat,headache and aches and pains everywhere. I've already "had" Swine flu.
  
  Anyway, I feel better now, but the part under your belly button and ontop of your pubic area is still hurting. So I went to the toilet and did a watery poo. Lol. But the problem is, it still hurts, and I can't get it all out . Anything I can do to make it move down there???

  
  You already have diarhoea, the last thing you need is any help to move it out.
  
  Just wait and guaranteed it will move out pretty soon anyway. Take some painkillers for the pain or Buscopan from the chemists for the cramps.

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• sadoldbird Posts: 9,626

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  21/09/09 - 18:38 #3

  DarkJedi wrote: »

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  I've been feeling sh!t since this morning but after lemsip and a cappuccino I feel better. I had A sore throat,headache and aches and pains everywhere. I've already "had" Swine flu.
  
  Anyway, I feel better now, but the part under your belly button and ontop of your pubic area is still hurting. So I went to the toilet and did a watery poo. Lol. But the problem is, it still hurts, and I can't get it all out . Anything I can do to make it move down there???

  
  
  
  
  Not shit enough apparently.
  
  Give it time. These things tend to work themselves out.

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• ForestChav Posts: 35,127

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  21/09/09 - 18:47 #4

  You can get flu more than once, anyway. But you probably don't have flu, just a bug or something. You'll just have to wait - it will come out when it's ready.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 291

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  21/09/09 - 18:55 #5

  DarkJedi wrote: »

  :o
  
  I've been feeling sh!t since this morning but after lemsip and a cappuccino I feel better. I had A sore throat,headache and aches and pains everywhere. I've already "had" Swine flu.
  
  Anyway, I feel better now, but the part under your belly button and ontop of your pubic area is still hurting. So I went to the toilet and did a watery poo. Lol. But the problem is, it still hurts, and I can't get it all out . Anything I can do to make it move down there???[/QUOTE]
  
  Call http://www.dyno.com/blockeddrains/ppc.htm?source=adwords .......:D:D

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• DarkJedi Posts: 321

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  21/09/09 - 19:19 #6

  it's worse now, I'm trembling a lot and its soooooo coooollllddd. Am going to bed now bye!

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• DarkJedi Posts: 321

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  22/09/09 - 14:13 #7

  Just an update, all last night, kept up by it. And now I have the occasional cramps but had a coke and they've been settled down. Diarrholite didn't really help, and even the smallest of fart is deadly lol. Anything to reduce the methane??

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• crazychris12 Posts: 26,254

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  22/09/09 - 15:47 #8

  Hi. To stop diarrhoea. BISTO. Won't stop it but sure will thicken it.

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• ForestChav Posts: 35,127

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  22/09/09 - 15:52 #9

  Not really any point in doing anything to stop it happening, you probably just have a bug or something so you'll just have to let it out... and if your guts have been off sometimes it takes them a while to stabilise, in the meantime enjoy making stinky farts >.>

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• mirandashell Posts: 2,943

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  22/09/09 - 17:44 #10

  Sounds like you have a stomach bug. Unfortunately not much you can do but live through it. Make sure you drink lots of fluids in case of dehydration. And water will help clean out your digestive system. But if it lasts more than 3 days, call a doctor.

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• iamhuman Posts: 2,197

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  22/09/09 - 18:24 #11

  I find drinking milk usually makes it come out quicker.

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