I'm always quoting things from Wayne's World 1 and 2.
Ordering Chinese takeaway:
Wayne: "I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".
Garth: "We're looking down on Wayne's basement, only that's not Wayne's basement, isn't that weird?"
Wayne: "Yeah that's weird, man. Garth, that was a haiku."
Honey: "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth: "Oh I like to have dinner every night."
Honey: "I'm going to be frank."
Garth: "Okay, can I still be Garth?"
Garth: "That's..................weird."
Garth: "Yeah I have a question, when did you turn into a nutbar?"
Also one time I was at a conference and this guy says to me "what organisation are you from? Where's your badge?" And of course I just had to say "we don't need no steenking badges" in a bad Mexican accent. He didn't get it though.
One day, if I'm in the right place at the right time I hope to be able to say:
"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf; I'm going home!"
I was delighted to be able to quote this line on Twitter last night, a colleague posted a random line from the film which I immediately recognised, he got a quick responce from me!
I realise it's not the same as saying it out loud though.
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Ordering Chinese takeaway:
Wayne: "I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".
Garth: "We're looking down on Wayne's basement, only that's not Wayne's basement, isn't that weird?"
Wayne: "Yeah that's weird, man. Garth, that was a haiku."
Honey: "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth: "Oh I like to have dinner every night."
Honey: "I'm going to be frank."
Garth: "Okay, can I still be Garth?"
Garth: "That's..................weird."
Garth: "Yeah I have a question, when did you turn into a nutbar?"
''SUSHI? you think this is about SUSHI?''.
I've got the accent down and everything.
No way!
Yes way! :cool:
"There are two kinds of people in this world <whoever>, my kind and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day".
Connie Marble in Pink Flamingos
I use all of the above
I intend to use this one, forthwith.
I also say :-
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto.
and
You're a slacker McFly.
Sure there are many more that I can't think of at the moment, I am a movie nut!
Pretty much anything 'In f***in Bruges!'
It's so damn hot...milk was a bad choice!
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now, unfortunately the americans always start another one.
The quote I use all the time, only internally, never out-loud, while at supermarkets or clothes shops is:
"You're a f***ing elephant!"
Also one time I was at a conference and this guy says to me "what organisation are you from? Where's your badge?" And of course I just had to say "we don't need no steenking badges" in a bad Mexican accent. He didn't get it though.
One day, if I'm in the right place at the right time I hope to be able to say:
"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf; I'm going home!"
May the force be with you.
(I always send this to people when wishing them exam success)
'The details of my life are quite inconsequnetial' (Austin Powers)
Of course if people dont know what youre on about, they think theres something wrong with you.
May I suggest a trip from New Jersey to New York by bus on a Friday night?
Well I can get away with that now being in my late 40's - and usually when having to deal with project manglers
I was delighted to be able to quote this line on Twitter last night, a colleague posted a random line from the film which I immediately recognised, he got a quick responce from me!
I realise it's not the same as saying it out loud though.
Bricktop,SNATCH
but more usually,
"Yeah,I get that a lot"
Ripley,Alien Resurrection.
Who's stoned? I'm merely travelling incognito. Valley of the Dolls (Patty Duke)