Katona Bankrupt - Again

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  • rumpleteazerrumpleteazer Posts: 5,746
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    So if I shop at Primark and topman I will have enough money left over to afford a £3,500 a month mansion?? Dam, why was I not told this before :cry::cry::cry::mad:

    pfft, when I can afford to buy clothes I have to buy most of my stuff from ebay, surely I should be able to afford a mansion to rival Buckingham Palace? :p
  • codebluecodeblue Posts: 14,072
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    The pictures are borderline pornographic.

    There is a time and place, but a national newspaper is not it.

    Disgraceful
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 572
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    codeblue wrote: »
    The pictures are borderline pornographic.

    There is a time and place, but a national newspaper is not it.

    Disgraceful

    I agree. It is genuinely shocking and disturbing and going too far even for the Fail. Someone PLEASE regulate our press - properly!!! :mad:
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    A question on MTW the other night reminded me of this - the answer was 37 days or something.
    Andy: How long is the time between Kerry Katona earning £1m and declaring herself bankrupt again?

    :D
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    Vile. Why would anyone - even a troll rag like the Fail - want to throw money at her for that? The second picture is just plain disturbing. Scratch that, both pictures are genuinely horrific.

    Sometimes I think Mary Whitehouse had a point. This is one of those times.

    MY EYES - THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING! :eek::eek:
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    pfft, when I can afford to buy clothes I have to buy most of my stuff from ebay, surely I should be able to afford a mansion to rival Buckingham Palace? :p

    I haven't bought clothes for ages, I also did my weekly shop at Aldi, where is my mansion :mad:
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    I cannot believe this article isn't mischevious, after opening with the line "She recently revealed she's had to put her wedding and baby making with fiancé George Kay on hold".
    I have a feeling Kerry would justify the large house and boarding school with the claim that she didn't want her children's lives to be affected by her financial troubles. Of course it's just a coincidence that she gets a large house to knock about in and time off from looking after them. If the children never suffer in her misfortune for bankrupting herself they will probably not learn any more than she does.
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »

    God. Desperation made flesh. And such an incredibly sleazy and ugly 'photshoot' to boot. She really has no shame.
    #poorkids :(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    God. Desperation made flesh. And such an incredibly sleazy and ugly 'photshoot' to boot. She really has no shame.
    #poorkids :(

    Its awful, it looks like it was done in the back of a garage somewhere. It has all the elegance of a limp haddock.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    Its awful, it looks like it was done in the back of a garage somewhere. It has all the elegance of a limp haddock.
    With due respect, if you are in the chiller aisle for the sartorial you have made a mistake.
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Its awful, it looks like it was done in the back of a garage somewhere. It has all the elegance of a limp haddock.

    And even less sex appeal. That second pic is just... *shudder*.
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    I cannot believe this article isn't mischevious

    Whether it's just a standard Fail trollpiece or not, it's a genuinely disgusting "article" with pictures I consider to be outright pornographic. I am still appalled hours later and would seriously lodge a complaint if I thought there was any point whatsoever.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    I don't think it's meant to be fruity, I think the captions got lost. In the first one it should be "I'm so bankrupt I don't have a stitch to wear" and the guy is going "I'll protect your modesty, fair maiden". In the second one she's going "I'm so bankrupt I can't get carried around in a sedan chair anymore" and he's giving her a piggyback. It's like the modern-day good Samaritan, only with tattoos and a six-pack.
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,684
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    lol now that IS funny :D You're right, its a caption competition :)
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    grimtales1 wrote: »
    lol now that IS funny :D You're right, its a caption competition :)

    Ooooh good idea.

    I'll go for the obvious

    George 'Eh our Kerry, I feel a right tit............... and a left one'
  • Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,240
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    I'm just glad Bryan McFadden managed to escape.
  • GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    I'm just glad Bryan McFadden managed to escape.

    Strong agreed!
  • i4ui4u Posts: 54,751
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    George: I never know what to do with my hands in photos.
  • Sweet FASweet FA Posts: 10,912
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    FFS, will the rags and TV channels stop paying this woman to further humiliate herself and her children! That way she may finally be forced to consider doing what any other person of her talent and intellect would have to do to feed their kids i.e. take on 2 or 3 cleaning jobs. As things are, they're just perpetuating her delusions.:sleep:
  • fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    Sweet FA wrote: »
    FFS, will the rags and TV channels stop paying this woman to further humiliate herself and her children! That way she may finally be forced to consider doing what any other person of her talent and intellect would have to do to feed their kids i.e. take on 2 or 3 cleaning jobs. As things are, they're just perpetuating her delusions.:sleep:

    I totally agree,she shows no shame about her second bankrupcy, and seems to carry on with her lavish style of living, she has no money but has had to downsize to a house with a pool. How many of us have this luxury?
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    fredster wrote: »
    ] she has no money but has had to downsize to a house with a pool

    A pool? This just makes me seethe, truly.

    Katona is utterly despicable at this point, especially after that twisted porno photoshoot.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    She's now in a twitter spat with Imogen Thomas

    http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2013/07/Kerry-Katona-hits-back-at-Imogen-Thomas-on-Twitter/

    Could they get any more low rent?
  • zx50zx50 Posts: 91,200
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    She's now in a twitter spat with Imogen Thomas

    http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2013/07/Kerry-Katona-hits-back-at-Imogen-Thomas-on-Twitter/

    Could they get any more low rent?

    Twitter's becoming known for these spats now.
  • GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    She's now in a twitter spat with Imogen Thomas

    http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2013/07/Kerry-Katona-hits-back-at-Imogen-Thomas-on-Twitter/

    Could they get any more low rent?

    “I'm so grateful & feel so blessed to have a wonderful family & a loving man, a roof over my head my health and great mates I'm very lucky x”

    I give it a month...
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Goaty wrote: »
    “I'm so grateful & feel so blessed to have a wonderful family & a loving man, a roof over my head my health and great mates I'm very lucky x”

    I give it a month...

    A whole month!
    You old romantic you.
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