Bond (in a church confessional): "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Q (disguised as a priest): "That's putting it mildly 007!"
Not a quote, but I just remembered one of my favourite 'Q' scenes, from License To Kill, where 'Q' goes into the field to assist Bond and at one point is using a rake fitted with a concealed radio transmitter. When he finishes using it he looks at it and then casually throws it away.
Bond (in a church confessional): "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Q (disguised as a priest): "That's putting it mildly 007!"
Not a quote, but I just remembered one of my favourite 'Q' scenes, from License To Kill, where 'Q' goes into the field to assist Bond and at one point is using a rake fitted with a concealed radio transmitter. When he finishes using it he looks at it and then casually throws it away.
Desmond Llewellyn will always be the best Q (and one of the best things in Bond films), greatly missed.
Drax had some killer lines, possibly the best of any Bond villain:
"You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea."
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him. "
"Mr. Bond must be cold after his swim. Place him where he can be assured of warmth."
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock chamber. Observe, Mr Bond, your route from this world to the next. And you, Dr Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled."
Drax had some killer lines, possibly the best of any Bond villain:
"You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea."
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him. "
"Mr. Bond must be cold after his swim. Place him where he can be assured of warmth."
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock chamber. Observe, Mr Bond, your route from this world to the next. And you, Dr Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled."
Drax, as with all Bond villains, should have taken some advice from Tuco - "When you got to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
M: When someone says "We've got people everywhere", you expect it to be hyperbole! Lots of people say that. Florists use that expression. It doesn't mean that they've got somebody working for them inside the bloody room!
Bond: In our business, Anya, people get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him.
If it had been Daniel Craig in that scene, people would have been hailing it as a masterpiece of Bond grit and calling for awards.
"When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into it's treasures..." From The Spy Who Loved Me, and possibly the crassest line in the series.
Diamonds Are Forever, while not the greatest Bond film, has some zingers:
Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany: Could be.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, providing the collars and cuffs match... (shrugs)
Blofeld: Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
Bond: Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs.
Tiffany (watching approvingly as Bond, disguised as Peter Franks, undresses): Peter, I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected...
Wint and Kidd at the crematorium:
Kidd: Heartwarming, Mr. Wint.
Wint: A glowing tribute, Mr. Kidd...
Shady Tree: Trying to find Willard Whyte is like trying to find a virgin in a maternity ward.
Bond (while throttling a woman with her own bikini top): There's something I'd like you to get off your chest.
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I think there's also a quote about having Christmas in Turkey.
"Yes but my Martini's still dry"
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
Moneypenny: “You always were a cunning linguist, James.”
Zorin :Sleep well?
Bond: A little restless, but I got off eventually....
That one is particularly poignant as Desmond Llewellyn died shortly afterwards in that car crash.
Bond: Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back? "
Bond (in a church confessional): "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Q (disguised as a priest): "That's putting it mildly 007!"
Not a quote, but I just remembered one of my favourite 'Q' scenes, from License To Kill, where 'Q' goes into the field to assist Bond and at one point is using a rake fitted with a concealed radio transmitter. When he finishes using it he looks at it and then casually throws it away.
I know, I had to post that quote because is was so touching
Desmond Llewellyn will always be the best Q (and one of the best things in Bond films), greatly missed.
"You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea."
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him. "
"Mr. Bond must be cold after his swim. Place him where he can be assured of warmth."
"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock chamber. Observe, Mr Bond, your route from this world to the next. And you, Dr Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled."
Drax, as with all Bond villains, should have taken some advice from Tuco - "When you got to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
M: 007 doesn't usually push the panic button unless it's something serious
I love any scene where M sticks up for Bond.
Indeed, I love M's "I don't give a shit about the CIA. He's my agent, and I trust him" in Quantum of Solace. Probably the best line in the film.
Bond: In our business, Anya, people get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him.
If it had been Daniel Craig in that scene, people would have been hailing it as a masterpiece of Bond grit and calling for awards.
Thats the best. I always thought schwarzenegger had funnier lines. In commando. "i let him go"
James Bond: I... don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye.
James Bond: And the other?
Tee-Hee: Oh the other's twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth... and pull his teeth out! Heh, heh!
Tee-Hee: Look theres old Albert hes a alligator. Got a little careless with Albert awhile back he took my whole arm off.
James Bond: Well done Albert.
Diamonds Are Forever, while not the greatest Bond film, has some zingers:
Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany: Could be.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Well, providing the collars and cuffs match... (shrugs)
Blofeld: Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
Bond: Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs.
Tiffany (watching approvingly as Bond, disguised as Peter Franks, undresses): Peter, I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected...
Wint and Kidd at the crematorium:
Kidd: Heartwarming, Mr. Wint.
Wint: A glowing tribute, Mr. Kidd...
Shady Tree: Trying to find Willard Whyte is like trying to find a virgin in a maternity ward.
Bond (while throttling a woman with her own bikini top): There's something I'd like you to get off your chest.
And so on...