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Worst staged ever: Imogen Thomas enjoys "rare alone time at solo picnic"

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    Patti-AnnPatti-Ann Posts: 22,747
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    She wants to be alone - except for a convenient camera man ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 245
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    I just saw those and had to smile. For me, they beat Chantelle's 'I have no idea I'm being photographed but I'm just going to stand here pinching my belly to emphasise my weight gain' photos!
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    DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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    Very very

    Very

    Very

    Odd
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    BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    Its amazing how the photographer managed to get that close without her even noticing..!
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    FlannoFlanno Posts: 1,427
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    Christ, the Daily Fail still lives up its reputation to this day by constantly wasting some media space to this talentless dimwit of a zeleb, contriving up some pathetic excuse as this so-called 'picnic' on her own.

    Errr, 'scuse me, Miss Silly Immy, looks like you've left something at home by mistake?...hmm...something happens to be your baby daughter, eh?
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    No...this one is.

    I mean...who assembles a cardboard cupcake holder and puts ten cupcakes on it when you're sunbathing alone???

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/imogen-thomas-strips-down-to-a-bikini-845992
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    FlannoFlanno Posts: 1,427
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    No...this one is.

    I mean...who assembles a cardboard cupcake holder and puts ten cupcakes on it when you're sunbathing alone???

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/imogen-thomas-strips-down-to-a-bikini-845992

    So this took place over 2 years ago. The article mentions that she wasn't alone as she had her 'best mate'/'my girly' with her at that time.

    I find all this carry-ons even the latest 'picnic' pics with Immy quite bizarre. Does she phone the Daily Fail/Daily Mirror/Trashy Tab every time she goes out? I agree with the others: it's all very weird, this media obsession with the Welsh zeleb. :confused:
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    viertevierte Posts: 4,286
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    No...this one is.

    I mean...who assembles a cardboard cupcake holder and puts ten cupcakes on it when you're sunbathing alone???

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/imogen-thomas-strips-down-to-a-bikini-845992
    At least she supposedly has a friend with her in that one. She could have pulled this off so much better if she bought her daughter with her.
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    Jimmy_McNultyJimmy_McNulty Posts: 11,378
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    The desperation to stay relevant (in some sort of way) is hilarious.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    It's still not as bad as Kerry Katona being "unknowingly papped" abroad, when she was in fact in her managers back garden, a few weeks back.
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    I still think these are the best ever staged Imogen Thomas pictures:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2212034/Imogen-Thomas-shows-pregnancy-glory-wears-bikini-pre-baby-holiday.html

    The baby name book one is especially funny.
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    Patti-AnnPatti-Ann Posts: 22,747
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    JFoster1 wrote: »
    It's still not as bad as Kerry Katona being "unknowingly papped" abroad, when she was in fact in her managers back garden, a few weeks back.

    Speaking of Kerry... ;-)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2671196/Kerry-Katona-giggles-away-daughter-Molly-fiance-George-Kay-enjoy-fun-filled-family-picnic-children.html

    These photographers are busy :D
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    Flanno wrote: »
    So this took place over 2 years ago. The article mentions that she wasn't alone as she had her 'best mate'/'my girly' with her at that time.

    I find all this carry-ons even the latest 'picnic' pics with Immy quite bizarre. Does she phone the Daily Fail/Daily Mirror/Trashy Tab every time she goes out? I agree with the others: it's all very weird, this media obsession with the Welsh zeleb. :confused:

    Yes...she's been doing it for years..and it is bizarre. I think perhaps she is promoting bikinis or something. But her picnics never look like proper picnics...always champers, strawberries and impractical/improbably props.

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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Wow, i've seen plenty of staged pap shots over the years but that's got to be the stupidest. If it was a "solo picnic", was the camera mounted on a drone ?

    And a stealth drone at that ?
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    Tweacle Tart IITweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079
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    I have to say when I saw those pictures, I thought "wow, it's solo picnic time again" 🙊
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    She's missing the one pre-requisite of staged pap shots - she's not thrusting her chest out while looking in the opposite direction.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    I'm going to sit in the garden in a minute with a coffee - shall I take some selfies and post them online in the hope I can become a zeleb?
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    Tweacle Tart IITweacle Tart II Posts: 5,079
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I'm going to sit in the garden in a minute with a coffee - shall I take some selfies and post them online in the hope I can become a zeleb?

    "Fresh faced early bird Blondie takes some well deserved me time with a coffee but still sizzles in the balmy Kent sunshine"
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    "Fresh faced early bird Blondie takes some well deserved me time with a coffee but still sizzles in the balmy Kent sunshine"

    Will we know where to buy your outfit Blondie? I hope so.
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I'm going to sit in the garden in a minute with a coffee - shall I take some selfies and post them online in the hope I can become a zeleb?

    Well as I said above your post, thrust your chest out and look in the opposite direction and you're on to a winner :D
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    This obviously looks completely and utterly staged. I wouldn't be surprised if her agent had phoned the trashy Daily Mail and arranged this photoshoot with her.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    "Fresh faced early bird Blondie takes some well deserved me time with a coffee but still sizzles in the balmy Kent sunshine"

    Just add my age, dress size and how much my house is worth and the DM will come calling :D
    Will we know where to buy your outfit Blondie? I hope so.

    Indeed. The dress I've poured my curves into is from Monsoon, plaster cast from Tunbridge Wells Hospital :p
    Well as I said above your post, thrust your chest out and look in the opposite direction and you're on to a winner :D

    I tried that Jason and now I've dislocated my shoulder ;-)
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    I tried that Jason and now I've dislocated my shoulder ;-)

    You're supposed to do it seductively, not like you're trying to put someone's eye out ;)
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    I hope you're properly flaunting your curves in that dress and displaying your killer pins along with the bang on trend plaster cast. Rather than just ...er ... wearing it.
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    violetcrawleyvioletcrawley Posts: 734
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    Product placement moet champers. Where is the baby while she getting pissed?
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