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LilyAnna80
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Baby polar bear asks it mummy, "Am I a real polar bear?"
Mummy polar bear says "Yes darling. Why?"
"Because I am flaming freezing".
Mummy polar bear says "Yes darling. Why?"
"Because I am flaming freezing".
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Because he kept going in the bunker.
Barman says sorry we dont serve food
A long brown stick.
The reporter approaches him and says: "Since you're God - why don't you come here and put your hand over the fire?" The patient looks at him and replies: "Look buddy - just because I'm crazy doesn't mean that I'm an idiot too"
A carrot.
I don't get on with my real ladder.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
It turned into a field
Why did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed
One of it's legs is both the same.
Knee deep.
:sleep:
That is shockingly slightly funny.
"Of course I could...but I am afraid you turn the light off when I am in the middle!"*
The ceremony was great but the reception was awful
But when I got into the gents, there was notice on the mirror.....Beware of homosexuals
As I was coming out, there was something written on the skirting board........You've been warned twice
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?"
you got it the wrong way round it should be
That was the only one I actually found funny
I was just testing
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it .... Man
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no ears?
Still no idea