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Where is Heaven & Hell

Uncle FesterUncle Fester Posts: 15,357
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Since time began we have been told that if we are good we will go to Heaven and if we are bad we will go to Hell , any one out there got any idea where these 2 places are :confused:
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    EStaffs90EStaffs90 Posts: 13,722
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    It's simple - there's a Hell in Michigan, and Heaven's a nightclub in London.
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Worlds end is in Berkshire. So somewhere beyond that.
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    Since time began we have been told that if we are good we will go to Heaven and if we are bad we will go to Hell , any one out there got any idea where these 2 places are :confused:

    Some people think one is up and the other down and some believe both exist right here on earth during our lives.
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    Uncle FesterUncle Fester Posts: 15,357
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    EStaffs90 wrote: »
    It's simple - there's a Hell in Michigan, and Heaven's a nightclub in London.

    Nice one ,but them places do not appear to be big enough to cope with all the numbers that are supposed to be going there
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Heaven is in Patisserie Valerie. Hell is an M5 motorway service station on bank holiday Monday afternoon.
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    solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,382
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    They exist in the same astral plane as such locations as Cloudcuckooland, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, and the Green Hill Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog,
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    hell is other people
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    1fab1fab Posts: 20,052
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    In your own mind, like everywhere else.
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    d'@ved'@ve Posts: 45,531
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    Heaven's high in the sky among the stars! :)

    Hell is deep in the bowels of the earth close to the molten core! :o

    I thought everyone knew that! :cool:
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    BelligerenceBelligerence Posts: 40,613
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    It's a place on earth.
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    The 12th DoctorThe 12th Doctor Posts: 4,338
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    In all seriousness, scientists are so far uncertain about the nature of reality and postulate the existence of parallel universes as part of the solution. The idea of other realms of reality isn't terribly far fetched.
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    BelfastGuy125BelfastGuy125 Posts: 7,515
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    What is the actual point of these threads? No proper discussion will take place. It will be 5 pages of joke comments and bashing religion (which I am all for don't get me wrong).
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    What is the actual point of these threads? No proper discussion will take place. It will be 5 pages of joke comments and bashing religion (which I am all for don't get me wrong).

    That’s a rather cynical view of DS threadsters, if you don’t mind me saying. >:(

    In response to the OP’s question;

    ........I don’t know where ‘Hell’ is....... but ‘Heaven’.....
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    SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    Heaven is the heavens or the universe once we are supposedly cut free of our mortal bodies, Hell is a one direction concert.
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    hell is just where, maybe, you are a ghost that doesn't go to heaven...
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    davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,635
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    There used to be a Heaven and Hell nightclub in Leeds many years ago.

    Now long gone.
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    HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    I think of Hell as being a crowded Tube train stuck in a tunnel, you are desperate for the toilet and surrounded by drunk football hooligans.
    I can't imagine a heaven which wouldn't get boring after a few days.
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    steves lasssteves lass Posts: 475
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    Heaven & Hell was a nightclub in Hull but it closed down!
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    There used to be a Heaven and Hell nightclub in Leeds many years ago.

    Now long gone.
    Heaven & Hell was a nightclub in Hull but it closed down!

    Are there any still open?
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    bart4858bart4858 Posts: 11,436
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    What is the actual point of these threads? No proper discussion will take place. It will be 5 pages of joke comments and bashing religion (which I am all for don't get me wrong).

    For religion? Or for bashing it?
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    1fab1fab Posts: 20,052
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    What is the actual point of these threads? No proper discussion will take place. It will be 5 pages of joke comments and bashing religion (which I am all for don't get me wrong).

    Let's give it the benefit of the doubt - it could be for the purpose of philosophical discussion...
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    hell is being stuck in the 'if a tree fell in a forest...' thread.....forever!
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    heikerheiker Posts: 7,029
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    Since time began we have been told that if we are good we will go to Heaven and if we are bad we will go to Hell , any one out there got any idea where these 2 places are :confused:

    We were always told that you go up to heaven and down to hell.

    That said, I think that a better question to ask is:

    Who was created first....God or Man?
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    is God like pi; it always existed?
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    It's a place on earth.

    But do you know what that's worth?
    They say in heaven love comes first.
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