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Little Mix's most classic / hilarious speeches.
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Perrie: My first kiss was with a boy called Connor…Robinson.
Jade: Connor Robinson!? He was my first kiss!
(turned out to be different Connors.)
Jade: The good thing about being called "little muffins" is you get a lot of free muffins.
(separately)
Jesy: If I had to sacrifice anything , it's got to be Perrie.
Perrie: I'd sacrifice Jade.
Jade: I'd probably sacrifice Leigh-Anne.
Leigh-Anne: Jesy.
(all four together)
Jade: What did you say you'd sacrifice for the final?
Perrie: I said my nail varnish.
Leigh-Anne: I just said my Justin Bieber poster.
Jesy: I said make-up
Jade: Yeah…I said I'd sacrifice…this pen right here.
Jesy: Did you? Aww…I know you love that pen! (pulling face).
Perrie: Apparently I'm dating with Zayn, I wish I knew about it.
Jade: What I don't like in a boy … is a monobrow. Why is it there? Please, if you've got a monobrow, get rid of it. It's not attractive.
Jade: I like One Direction because they're really pretty and that but … I like a MAN.
Jesy: The best thing about my life now is being with these three girls. Literally, I couldn't live without them.
Jade: Well I can live without you.
Jesy: OH SHUT UP!
Jade: I don't eat the crust 'cos my hair is curly enough as it is.
Leigh-Anne: This is the best meal I've had in a very long time.
Perrie: *LONG BURP*.
ALL: *burst out laughter*.
Tulisa: You've got some gas on you girl!
Perrie: *burp again*.
Reporter: If you were getting pick'n'mix what would be your favourite?
Leigh-Anne: Mine is fizzy cola bottles.
Jesy: Mine's the little white chocolate jazzies.
Perrie: I like chocolate covered peanuts.
Jesy + Jade + Leigh-Anne: Ewww, yukk, errrghhh….
Perrie: No? OK. Just an opinion. He asked, you know.
Jesy: If everyone looked the same it'd just be boring.
Jade: I know we are not perfect yet … we don't wanna be perfect since then there would be nothing to learn.
Jade: Perrie has TWO bagels instead of one. That's what divas do.
Perrie: *diva face*.
Perrie: I want to be in an advert or something since I'm called Perrie, and peri is the name of the chicken. Perrie's peri peri chicken.
- - -
This is what I love about them. Not many girls can be this "talentedly funny" (if that's even a word
).
Any more "classic/hilarious speeches from Little Mix" are welcome.
Jade: Connor Robinson!? He was my first kiss!
(turned out to be different Connors.)
Jade: The good thing about being called "little muffins" is you get a lot of free muffins.
(separately)
Jesy: If I had to sacrifice anything , it's got to be Perrie.
Perrie: I'd sacrifice Jade.
Jade: I'd probably sacrifice Leigh-Anne.
Leigh-Anne: Jesy.
(all four together)
Jade: What did you say you'd sacrifice for the final?
Perrie: I said my nail varnish.
Leigh-Anne: I just said my Justin Bieber poster.
Jesy: I said make-up
Jade: Yeah…I said I'd sacrifice…this pen right here.
Jesy: Did you? Aww…I know you love that pen! (pulling face).
Perrie: Apparently I'm dating with Zayn, I wish I knew about it.
Jade: What I don't like in a boy … is a monobrow. Why is it there? Please, if you've got a monobrow, get rid of it. It's not attractive.
Jade: I like One Direction because they're really pretty and that but … I like a MAN.
Jesy: The best thing about my life now is being with these three girls. Literally, I couldn't live without them.
Jade: Well I can live without you.
Jesy: OH SHUT UP!
Jade: I don't eat the crust 'cos my hair is curly enough as it is.
Leigh-Anne: This is the best meal I've had in a very long time.
Perrie: *LONG BURP*.
ALL: *burst out laughter*.
Tulisa: You've got some gas on you girl!
Perrie: *burp again*.
Reporter: If you were getting pick'n'mix what would be your favourite?
Leigh-Anne: Mine is fizzy cola bottles.
Jesy: Mine's the little white chocolate jazzies.
Perrie: I like chocolate covered peanuts.
Jesy + Jade + Leigh-Anne: Ewww, yukk, errrghhh….
Perrie: No? OK. Just an opinion. He asked, you know.
Jesy: If everyone looked the same it'd just be boring.
Jade: I know we are not perfect yet … we don't wanna be perfect since then there would be nothing to learn.
Jade: Perrie has TWO bagels instead of one. That's what divas do.
Perrie: *diva face*.
Perrie: I want to be in an advert or something since I'm called Perrie, and peri is the name of the chicken. Perrie's peri peri chicken.
- - -
This is what I love about them. Not many girls can be this "talentedly funny" (if that's even a word
).Any more "classic/hilarious speeches from Little Mix" are welcome.
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Oh yeah that was funny!
And I love their Face-off moments as well, especially the one with Jade and Amelia.
Ha ha!
The order of random funniness.
Jade
Perrie
Jesy
Leigh-Anne
Leigh-Anne: The way I see it is, if you don’t like me without make-up, then you don’t like me. I would say to other young girls out there, if you have your own style then go for it and don’t let anyone tell you it is wrong
Perrie: I dont understand what just happened? I think we just won…
Jade: Is this a washing machine or a tumble dryer?
Perrie: What's the difference?
Leigh-Anne: Our music will be a little mix of everything.
When was that!? :eek:
When they went to the premarie of that film Hugo, Perrie said prince Charles said I vote for Little Mix every week, but she said it in a posh voice that sounded like Charley boy
I love how they just switch to a differently accent randomly during their talkings
Is there a video for that? I want to hear Perrie's posh voice!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi2d93VpqZk
Perrie's burp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFARiLnSA8&feature=related
"Whats it gonna be let us win"
The thing I find endearing about them is that they seem to be a bit dorky - the accents, the dodgy jokes...
Perrie: Does goat taste like lamb? Goat is like a lamb isn't it, just with shorter hair? (lol)
The Goat is fantastic. Still laughing
Jade: Why didn't nobody like my crispy cake?!
Bless her...
I believe it's this one.
Perrie: My bag if full of chocolate cake ...
Jesy: She eats like the world and never puts on any weight. I had to sniff a bit of chocolate cake and I put on a stone.
Perrie DOES eat quite a lot
And also the *sad* face she pulled when she was saying "I'm not hurt" ....... lol
I can't find it. It was the semi-final week, I think lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7laU97xbX4 (12:45)
Jade and Perrie don't know how to use a washing machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMEK3guHGYw (09:00)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqxW9vQSFq4p (1:00)
Face-Off: Amelia vs. Jade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRkU65AYCYw (4:00)
What makes me crack up are the expressions of disdain when another one is talking.
HuffingtonPost interview
Jade's look around 2:10 at Leigh-Anne
"You and your pug!"
Video Diary 7
Starting at 2:40, Perrie's face when Jade is running down her career options is priceless.
Best. Ending. Ever.