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Andre's "suffering" (part 2)

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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    There are actually cupcake toppings of Andre on Amazon, £2.49 for 12, down from £3.99

    Sickening

    And also there is Gift Wrap :eek:

    I am shocked

    I thought this kind of thing was reserved for big A list celebs
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    gilliedewgilliedew Posts: 7,605
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    or controlling. It's like instead of Mummy following his every move, he's been handed off to the nanny while Mummy looks after someone else... and nanny isn't as bossy.

    They are people who are paid to be a personal assisitant which all the stars have so if you follow that way of thinking he is no different to any other celebrity.

    It is just the way it is described, it has a perfectly reasonable explanation.
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    ee-ayee-ay Posts: 3,963
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    scone wrote: »
    There are actually cupcake toppings of Andre on Amazon, £2.49 for 12, down from £3.99

    Sickening

    And also there is Gift Wrap :eek:

    I am shocked

    I thought this kind of thing was reserved for big A list celebs


    Have you heard of this lady? A Shane Richie fan. I watched her on a programme on TLC 'Superstars and Superfans':D

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471457/Shane-Richie-superfan-gets-EastEnders-actor-tattooed-back.html
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    or controlling. It's like instead of Mummy following his every move, he's been handed off to the nanny while Mummy looks after someone else... and nanny isn't as bossy.

    I preferred Mummy. Much more interesting to watch. ;)

    Nanny is starstruck and speaks of every fart of his with such reverance and awe, it's not true. And in any other context, would be regarded as pure parody.
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Have you heard of this lady? A Shane Richie fan. I watched her on a programme on TLC 'Superstars and Superfans':D

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471457/Shane-Richie-superfan-gets-EastEnders-actor-tattooed-back.html

    Never heard of her, that tattoo isn't very good
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    ee-ayee-ay Posts: 3,963
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    scone wrote: »
    Never heard of her, that tattoo isn't very good


    I think Stevie Wonder did it.:D
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    ButterfaceButterface Posts: 2,709
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    I preferred Mummy. Much more interesting to watch. ;)

    Nanny is starstruck and speaks of every fart of his with such reverance and awe, it's not true. And in any other context, would be regarded as pure parody.

    Mummy is definitely more interesting to watch

    I love the way Carl treats the DOTY on his show - usually with loads of eye rolling and barely concealed contempt :D
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    I think Stevie Wonder did it.:D

    You could hardly use her car as a getaway vehicle after a robbery either, it says she is a local celebrity, what for? :eek:
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    https://thepeterandrechannel.com/mayor-for-a-day--im-in-donegal

    Look at him trying to hide the delight from his face!!
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    gilliedew wrote: »
    Agreed with the first line of your post.

    If it is allowed to say its funny if thats how you view it, it is also allowed to say if you dont.

    Thanks for explaining what you meant.
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    https://thepeterandrechannel.com/mayor-for-a-day--im-in-donegal

    Look at him trying to hide the delight from his face!!

    I can see his nips
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    scone wrote: »
    I can see his nips

    :mad:
    Oh fgs.
    I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it.
    And what on earth were you looking at them for?
    :mad:
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    So Peter is in Ireland today then well brace yourselves irish fans
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Oh fgs.
    I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it.
    And what on earth were you looking at them for?
    :mad:

    Hahaha I was scanning the picture to make sure that I missed nothing, looks like I would have missed his nips if I hadn't looked, I can't help it :D
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Oh fgs.
    I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it.
    And what on earth were you looking at them for?
    :mad:
    scone wrote: »
    Hahaha I was scanning the picture to make sure that I missed nothing, looks like I would have missed his nips if I hadn't looked, I can't help it :D

    Returned for a look:o I can only see one (the left one) maybe there was a window open by that side of him?:confused:
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    I was just wondering what happened to his opportunity of becoming the mayor of East Grinstead, he was said to be considering it and big wigs in the area were up for it because it would bring big celebs to the town such as Katona and Childs.

    Did he pass up the offer then, yet here he is acting as mayor in Ireland, sticking his tits out like he is trying to hold in a massive fart, why act the part if you can be the part :confused:
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    So Peter is in Ireland today then well brace yourselves irish fans

    Come on admit it, you typed this in the queue of 56 people waiting to see him;)
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Returned for a look:o I can only see one (the left one) maybe there was a window open by that side of him?:confused:

    They are both there, I think he may be wearing a couple of them fake nipples
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    Oh fgs.
    I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it.
    And what on earth were you looking at them for?
    :mad:


    :D:D:D.... you just couldnt resist it could you, fancy looking at andres tittibottles :o:D
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Come on admit it, you typed this in the queue of 56 people waiting to see him;)

    I dont even live in Ireland so no im not in the queue but I pity the people that are
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Anyone had a sniff of his perfume yet? Next time I'm in Boots I will ask and report back my findings

    Forever Young: With an exotic mix of jasmine, iris, vanilla and musk, A beautiful and floral fragrance.

    Forever: A stronger scent, Forever, is a sharp, sensual and long-lasting fragrance with notes of orange blossom, rose and honey tones.

    Quite cheap too, sounds like they could smell quite nice, I hope not because I will probably buy it :o
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Andre is a manbaby, a twerp, a pathetic, fame hungry desperado, a talentless numpty but he loves his kids so well done him
    :)

    That is outrageous.:mad:
    How dare you belittle the great man's many, many important achievements?
    His TRIC awards?
    His Double DOTYness?
    His one-man mission to put Malta on the map?
    His contributions to the world of music, tv presenting and magazine filling?
    His attempt to introduce the world to the Greekenglian culture?
    And lest we forget, his selfless charidee work.
    :mad:
    Now I suggest you have a good long look at yourself.
    And just admit that he is bettererer than you, or I, or indeed any of us could ever hope to be.
    :mad:
    scone wrote: »
    Hahaha I was scanning the picture to make sure that I missed nothing, looks like I would have missed his nips if I hadn't looked, I can't help it :D
    Returned for a look:o I can only see one (the left one) maybe there was a window open by that side of him?:confused:
    scone wrote: »
    They are both there, I think he may be wearing a couple of them fake nipples

    Will you two please stop going on about Andre's nips?
    (Or at least confine yourselves to PMing each other about them)
    You're putting me off my jaffa cakes fgs.
    And that is unforgiveable.
    :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,881
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    scone wrote: »
    Anyone had a sniff of his perfume yet? Next time I'm in Boots I will ask and report back my findings

    Forever Young: With an exotic mix of jasmine, iris, vanilla and musk, A beautiful and floral fragrance.

    Forever: A stronger scent, Forever, is a sharp, sensual and long-lasting fragrance with notes of orange blossom, rose and honey tones.

    Quite cheap too, sounds like they could smell quite nice, I hope not because I will probably buy it :o

    Nooo dont :eek: they contain starch, if you spray them on your chest they make your nipples stand up :eek:
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Cym wrote: »
    Nooo dont :eek: they contain starch, if you spray them on your chest they make your nipples stand up :eek:

    If PA is anything to go by, the also turn you a virulent shade of orange.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    How much is Peter actually charging for the perfume?
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