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Massive turnout for Abi Titmuss book signing

JimmyJoeJimmyJoe Posts: 17,883
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GLAM girl Abi Titmuss was greeted with a queue of four men for the launch of her new book today.

The blonde babe, who looked fresh-faced and pretty in a flattering green top, was all smiles for the camera as she got ready to sign copies of her tome at Liverpool Street Station's WH Smith's.

Sadly, the queues for the signing of her memoir, The Secret Diaries Of Abigail Titmuss (her second book after Ten Fantasies which was released in 2005), were anything but heaving.

:D:D:D

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1480948.ece

One thing, she does actually scrub up well enough in the picture, when she makes an effort! :cool:
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    she should have went topless to get the crowd in
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    InspirationInspiration Posts: 62,706
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    Saw her on the news the other night. Clever girl.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 861
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    She's a very astute businesswoman. And she's utterly gorgeous and seems quite good-natured as well.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 139
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    only 4 people it should have been more it goes to show what people really think of this money grabbing cow all she cares about is money and the media.
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    CaptainPlanetoCaptainPlaneto Posts: 1,145
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    Jules Winfield wrote: »
    She's a very astute businesswoman.

    Decent tits, not sure about astute businesswoman.
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    Apple_CrumbleApple_Crumble Posts: 21,748
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    Her ass is tiny, like an ironing board. Just something I noticed earlier.
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    weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    Apple_Crumble wrote: »
    Her ass is tiny, like an ironing board. Just something I noticed earlier.

    she has a small donkey???

    awwww, how sweet :)

    I like donkeys, me ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,767
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    I would have turned up to at least have a crack at her.

    If she says no, her loss.
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    Neighbours_FanNeighbours_Fan Posts: 7,514
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    I'm actually surprised at this. I thought she was quite popular with men.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,715
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    LOL at that picture.

    She was at a Borders near me tonight, (I was actually at the retail park, and at the time 6-7) but I couldn't be arsed going to see what it was all about, she seems a bit desperate with this book.

    I don't remember Glenda Jackson or Dame Maggie Smith (both wonderful actresses like wot Abi hopes to be) bringing out a book of tonk-fodder. :D
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    soilhoofsoilhoof Posts: 753
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    Titmuss is hilarious - sold her soul and is now desperately attempting to claw back some scrap of career or dignity. In a squirm-inducing interview with Madeley she recently mewled that "Sex should be something private, between two people..." Mmm. Never mind the escapades John Boy Leslie filmed with you and drugged escort girls - maybe your employers at Television X would be interested in your opinion?
    She calculated her glamour girl career and is calculating how to shift tracks. I one-third wish her well - but the public do not, most especially in her case, owe her a vugging living.
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    Ja'mie KingJa'mie King Posts: 8,445
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    Jules Winfield wrote: »
    She's a very astute businesswoman. And she's utterly gorgeous and seems quite good-natured as well.

    I think you forgot to add this face-:rolleyes: to your sentence
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    LakeukLakeuk Posts: 1,780
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    What we got here:-

    Shop assistant
    Storker
    Shop Manager
    and finally the 4th person is just asking if it's the signing for Jordons new book
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,751
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    Probably due to lack of promotion of the signing more than anything.
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    BradshawsbagBradshawsbag Posts: 728
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    Her book's so good, it's already on offer for the price of postage on this bookswap site:

    http://www.readitswapit.co.uk/BookDetails.aspx?BookID=185557&ClickedThrough=N

    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 785
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    she has had her time now, time to go and crawl back under that rock she emerged from.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    She is cheap and tacky as hell. I don't know why anybody would pay good money to buy this unmitigated crap.
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    pierre_gustavepierre_gustave Posts: 4,263
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    Can't see it making The Sunday Times bestseller list.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    I've read some of the excerpts and the attempt to drum up some kind of drama and intrigue is really quite laughable.
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    InspirationInspiration Posts: 62,706
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    CaptainPlaneto wrote: »
    Decent tits, not sure about astute businesswoman.

    Shes worth 2 million and became the owner of her pictures and organised her own shoots.. either she is good at business or someone close to her is.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,590
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    She's not alone, a lot of 'proper' authors don't have many people turning up to book signings. Unless you're JK Rowling ...
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    CrckyCrcky Posts: 532
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    She was good on love island. She copped off with lee Sharp and made the other girl jealous. Lol. that was my favorite reality show.
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    Apple_Crumble wrote: »
    Her ass is tiny, like an ironing board. Just something I noticed earlier.

    am i reading this right? her ass is totally flat? therefore not very nice?

    and she was shit on love island
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    CrckyCrcky Posts: 532
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    Beautiful_Harv wrote: »
    am i reading this right? her ass is totally flat? therefore not very nice?

    and she was shit on love island

    No she wasnt were you expecting shakespear or some thing. it was a silly Tv programme that I liked and she was good init. How could anyone be shit in that sort of prog?
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    Channel HopperChannel Hopper Posts: 15,941
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    Crcky wrote: »
    .Lol. that was my favorite reality show.

    Lol, you grade reality shows. :D
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