A gloomy looking Dane Bowers with two huge dogs waiting outside a corner shop in a Cambridgeshire village.
Me and my friend once saw DB in a nightclub and she went over and slapped his bum from behind. When he turned round she apologised and said that she thought he was someone else! Hee hee!
A gloomy looking Dane Bowers with two huge dogs waiting outside a corner shop in a Cambridgeshire village.
Me and my friend once saw DB in a nightclub and she went over and slapped his bum from behind. When he turned round she apologised and said that she thought he was someone else! Hee hee!
Haha! That reminds me of something I read ages ago in popbitch or holymoly or some of those ones, when someone went up to Emma Bunton and asked for a picture and then handed her the camera and posed with their friend!
The M*rshmonster also claimed he slept with her too.... although he denied it...... this sort of thing is becoming a habit with her or maybe some men just don't want to be associated with her!!
He wasn't as bad as Lee from Steps.... Dane may have his head stuffed firmly up his own rectum, but at least he wasn't as brazen about it, unlike Lee!
Awwwww we love Lee, he might be a bit dense when it comes to not realising the music ain't exactly gonna work with him, but he has faith in it. He's working as a fitness instructor as well these days.
Anyway Dane, he was very much up his own arse and he knew it, shame really cos the boy has talent.
The M*rshmonster also claimed he slept with her too.... although he denied it...... this sort of thing is becoming a habit with her or maybe some men just don't want to be associated with her!!
Far better to lose a toe up the Pwicey than your entire JT up the M*rsh. You'd deny it too - if you were a bloke, that is!
Comments
"he's so non-famous these days, not even his mother knows who he is!"
What ever happened to Dane Bowers?
Simple Answer:
Who cares?
Not so simple, but very blunt answer:
Seriously, who the f*** gives a flying crap?!?
Did he ever get out of it ?
And he really wasn't that bad of a singer.
It was just the echo....(echooooooo)
www.theloftclub.net, check the gallery.
Surely we should be rejoicing in the fact we don't see him around anymore? :sleep::p
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A gloomy looking Dane Bowers with two huge dogs waiting outside a corner shop in a Cambridgeshire village.
Me and my friend once saw DB in a nightclub and she went over and slapped his bum from behind. When he turned round she apologised and said that she thought he was someone else! Hee hee!
Haha! That reminds me of something I read ages ago in popbitch or holymoly or some of those ones, when someone went up to Emma Bunton and asked for a picture and then handed her the camera and posed with their friend!
A pizza from there with everything on it is called a "Bowers".
To the DS people, we really need a vomit smiley!
I never saw the Bowers willy..... I was probably too gob-smacked at how big (ahem) Jordan is!! She must have the longest vagina in the world.
Awwwww we love Lee, he might be a bit dense when it comes to not realising the music ain't exactly gonna work with him, but he has faith in it. He's working as a fitness instructor as well these days.
Anyway Dane, he was very much up his own arse and he knew it, shame really cos the boy has talent.
Far better to lose a toe up the Pwicey than your entire JT up the M*rsh. You'd deny it too - if you were a bloke, that is!
And when I read Jordan's autobiography (it was a gift I tell you!!) it reads like he was a decent-ish bloke she went a bit bunny boiler on.