i dont belive in working

leslie caseleslie case Posts: 175
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i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,759
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    No idea. This isnt going well though is it?
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    i dont belive yrou rael why is you trying to nto be boinrg
  • edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    I would link your benefits to medical experiments and let you carry on without work. Can we put you in for some tests at Porton Down?
  • KittiaraKittiara Posts: 2,001
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    The government is trying to hand us all jobs now? YaY! Can I have a job as a Daily Mail journalist, please? Then I can write articles and discuss them on here :D.
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Being a Leslie Case is a worthwhile occupation in itself - saves all the scratches in transit. Write to your MP and complain .... tell them what for and stuff.
  • bazzaroobazzaroo Posts: 6,848
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    Anyone for eugenics?
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    After watching all the fun that other FMs have had over the last few days, I would like the be Master Of The Universe And Lord Of Creation please, if anyone from the government is listening...
  • LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    edEx wrote: »
    I would link your benefits to medical experiments and let you carry on without work. Can we put you in for some tests at Porton Down?

    Porton Down prefers subjects that can string a sentence together. Even the rats they use can do that. Well, after the first set of treatments anyway.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 727
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    'i like doin nothin' ha ha ha.

    You should go on that Chase quiz. 'if you won some money today, what would you do with it?'

    'nothin' :D
  • Zero gravitasZero gravitas Posts: 12,368
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

    i liek d'n nufin 2 an evin brevin iz hard werk, but a guyz gota do sumfin r he goze kraze.
  • TouristaTourista Posts: 14,338
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    After watching all the fun that other FMs have had over the last few days, I would like the be Master Of The Universe And Lord Of Creation please, if anyone from the government is listening...

    NO.

    Jobs taken!.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,801
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    In this case I think it's the right decision.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 81
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job
    So you could buy a dictionary?
  • RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    Then don't take anything from people that do.

    Always the trap for the 'free'

    Hypocrite and nutter.

    Unless you want to live off the land.

    Good luck with that - damned hard work.

    As you don't own any land either.
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

    Because the rest of us dont want to pay for lazy gits who choose not to work..
  • feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

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    I have worked all my life and honestly couldn't care less if someone works or not.
    I just can't help thinking that trying to keep out of employment is very hard work.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13
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    well i hope they find u a job to do
  • bazzaroobazzaroo Posts: 6,848
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

    Do you beliv in dog?
  • Alan1981Alan1981 Posts: 5,416
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

    Why not? You would make an excellent English teacher.
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    i likre doin nothing why is goverment trying to get me a job

    God only knows why.
  • maidinscotlandmaidinscotland Posts: 5,648
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    Cool story bro
  • Flat MattFlat Matt Posts: 7,023
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    Delete
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 727
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    Alan1981 wrote: »
    Why not? You would make an excellent English teacher.

    No, I think the government will give all those jobs to the Romanians and Bulgarians who are coming in.
  • roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    Were all need kindness empossed rightnow :D:D:D
  • scheadschead Posts: 977
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