OMG!! iv read kirkwoods reveal to this SWAP S/L! horrific!

biggebruvbiggebruv Posts: 6,626
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kirkwoods certainly aiming for shock value with this

the reveals not till 2031
when james/tommy is 20 and kat and ronnie is early 60s

ronnie has been pushing at james to get a job at the apple customer center beside the cafe

but james takes to the drink instead and gos to the cafe to order a sauseage but instead find his dad jack banging the cafe girl in his bid to repopulate walford now that hes split from ronnie.


he heads to the vic passing by the golden dot memorial that puffs on a smoke regulary

on arival he sees a down and out kat putting on her earings at the bar screaming "dont ya want me babay" while growling

james and kat imeddiatly proceed to go at it on the bar

ronnie walks in shocked she screams
"kat i cant belive youd cheat on me with my own son...you bitch"

kat
"ahh shut it ya old miserable ccahh"

ronnie
"fine james KAT is your real **** of mother"

james
"f this"
and shoots himself


:eek: i know im shocked incest whatever next kirkwood!!

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  • BunnyfooBunnyfoo Posts: 3,610
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    Are you high? :p
  • biggebruvbiggebruv Posts: 6,626
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    Bunnyfoo wrote: »
    Are you high? :p

    im high on love:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,643
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    Looooll! What the actual hell OP?? :p
  • HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,003
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    high on something...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,749
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    Lmaoo!
  • SteveOwenSteveOwen Posts: 30,430
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    This actually sounds more plausible than some of the s/ls recently. :D
  • biggebruvbiggebruv Posts: 6,626
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    SteveOwen wrote: »
    This actually sounds more plausible than some of the s/ls recently. :D

    lol

    i was going for sophistication it works right:confused::D
  • Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    well you read wrong hot shot. becuase I read somewhere.

    the reveal is in 2029

    Ronnie catches her son James/Tommy in bed with Amy

    He says, "Yes mum. We fell in love. she's never seemed like my cousin/half sister!"

    Ronne breaks down. "That's becuase she isn't. I aint your mother!"

    James. "Oh yes you are!"

    Ronnie. "James was buried. The night I died!"

    Amy. "Piss off aunt Ronnie. You nutter! Me and James will be kissing cousins, and there is nothing you can do to stop us!"

    Ronnie. "How dare you! You ungrateful bitch! I raised you after Janine stabbed your mum christmas eve 2012!"

    James. " Enouggghhhhhh!......Who is my mother!"

    Ronnie. "kat Slater!"

    James. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I slept with her last weekend! nooooooo"

    dun dun dun dun......
  • biggebruvbiggebruv Posts: 6,626
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    well you read wrong hot shot. becuase I read somewhere.

    the reveal is in 2029

    Ronnie catches her son James/Tommy in bed with Amy

    He says, "Yes mum. We fell in love. she's never seemed like my cousin/half sister!"

    Ronne breaks down. "That's becuase she isn't. I aint your mother!"

    James. "Oh yes you are!"

    Ronnie. "James was buried. The night I died!"

    Amy. "Piss off aunt Ronnie. You nutter! Me and James will be kissing cousins, and there is nothing you can do to stop us!"
    Ronnie. "How dare you! You ungrateful bitch! I raised you after Janine stabbed your mum christmas eve 2012!"
    James. " Enouggghhhhhh!......Who is my mother!"

    Ronnie. "kat Slater!"

    James. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

    dun dun dun dun......

    lol i imagine amy to look exactly like roxy too:D

    is the roxy stabbing wishfull thinking:confused::D:D
  • NightFox_DancerNightFox_Dancer Posts: 14,739
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    The storyline comes to a shocking conclusion as Kat evolves into a giant toad.
  • anirose26anirose26 Posts: 1,432
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    biggebruv wrote: »
    kirkwoods certainly aiming for shock value with this

    the reveals not till 2031
    when james/tommy is 20 and kat and ronnie is early 60s

    ronnie has been pushing at james to get a job at the apple customer center beside the cafe

    but james takes to the drink instead and gos to the cafe to order a sauseage but instead find his dad jack banging the cafe girl in his bid to repopulate walford now that hes split from ronnie.


    he heads to the vic passing by the golden dot memorial that puffs on a smoke regulary

    on arival he sees a down and out kat putting on her earings at the bar screaming "dont ya want me babay" while growling

    james and kat imeddiatly proceed to go at it on the bar

    ronnie walks in shocked she screams
    "kat i cant belive youd cheat on me with my own son...you bitch"

    kat
    "ahh shut it ya old miserable ccahh"

    ronnie
    "fine james KAT is your real **** of mother"

    james
    "f this"
    and shoots himself


    :eek: i know im shocked incest whatever next kirkwood!!
    well you read wrong hot shot. becuase I read somewhere.

    the reveal is in 2029

    Ronnie catches her son James/Tommy in bed with Amy

    He says, "Yes mum. We fell in love. she's never seemed like my cousin/half sister!"

    Ronne breaks down. "That's becuase she isn't. I aint your mother!"

    James. "Oh yes you are!"

    Ronnie. "James was buried. The night I died!"

    Amy. "Piss off aunt Ronnie. You nutter! Me and James will be kissing cousins, and there is nothing you can do to stop us!"

    Ronnie. "How dare you! You ungrateful bitch! I raised you after Janine stabbed your mum christmas eve 2012!"

    James. " Enouggghhhhhh!......Who is my mother!"

    Ronnie. "kat Slater!"

    James. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I slept with her last weekend! nooooooo"

    dun dun dun dun......

    :D:D:D

    But in BIB made my day.
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