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What does it mean to 'smash her back doors in' ??

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    JennyukJennyuk Posts: 21,015
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    I imagine that James as entered many a back door, to get to Narnia.
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    BurlyBeaRBurlyBeaR Posts: 5,696
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    flower 2 wrote: »
    Whatever it means, it doesn't sound pleasant, and I am sure it would only be uttered by a cretin.

    You mean someone with the congenital thyroid disorder Cretinism?

    If we're going to be politically correct let's keep it consistent.
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    StrawberryLacesStrawberryLaces Posts: 585
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    Jennyuk wrote: »
    I imagine that James as entered many a back door, to get to Narnia.

    You is funny :D:D:D
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    What name??What name?? Posts: 26,623
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    Apparently James likes vigorous anal sex.
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    Wayne_BWayne_B Posts: 739
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    sheils1 wrote: »
    Whats the chuff?

    The chuff is the exit hole :D

    You may have heard the expression "as tight as a gnat's chuff" - i.e. someone who won't spend any money.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,543
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    BurlyBeaR wrote: »
    You mean someone with the congenital thyroid disorder Cretinism?

    If we're going to be politically correct let's keep it consistent.

    My granny had thyroid issues, never heard her mention anything about back doors. :p
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    janetcomelatelyjanetcomelately Posts: 7,416
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    It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

    It's banter.
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    KevinessKeviness Posts: 2,174
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    That word 'banter' needs banning.
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    go57ukgo57uk Posts: 2,071
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    It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

    It's banter.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows its Keith Lemon banter that he uses when its any girl he fancies in jest :D why others see it as a gay jibe because James said it I don't get
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    God you lot are so out of touch.

    Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

    Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. :D
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    MsBehaviourMsBehaviour Posts: 5,532
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    AOTB wrote: »
    God you lot are so out of touch.

    Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

    Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. :D

    I know :o - theres nothing like a spot of anal, with a fit lad whos got a todger like a baby's arm, behind the local Asda after closing time. A good downpour of rain and the smell of the bins just add to the atmosphere. :D
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    emmaxxsemmaxxs Posts: 551
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    Can't believe it said that, Georges cringed out eyes to camera said it all.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,671
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    I'm not sure that's a particularly nice ending to an evening. Unless the young lady has locked herself out.












    Read this,

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/women-being-coerced-into-having-anal-sex-researchers-say-with-persuasion-normalised-9671395.html


    James is a low life.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,671
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    According to that article girls are forced into it, we now get James advocating it hoping Shyte face Ricci find a "fit bird" and pushes himself on her, no doubt James will most probably be wining BB because of it.
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    marlingmarling Posts: 3,690
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    I can't...., no sorry, I CAN believe he said that. He is such a vile person.
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    GreenEyes8GreenEyes8 Posts: 1,064
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    It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

    It's banter.

    I agree it is banter by the dirty mouthed Keith Lemon,,,:(.....and I was disgusted at James using the term on Last night show.......How very embarrassing for the lovely Ola to hear....I've really liked James throughout and posted as such on here ...but for me that was not 'Bang Tidy' (as the dirty mouth Lemon would say)....It was Bang out of Order....!!!...Sorry James but you just lost my vote....!!!!
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    Emma-in-HantsEmma-in-Hants Posts: 279
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    I think it's what Gary would call "always necessarily apply lubricant"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 184
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    James is gay he likes Bums and I am guessing mens too.. no offence to any gay people out there each to there own.. just james is in the closet
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    pope_tartpope_tart Posts: 3,801
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    AOTB wrote: »
    God you lot are so out of touch.

    Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

    Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. :D

    :D:D:D

    ooh young boys are so sexy when they talk like this...makes me want to take them home and twist their testicles till they pop :)
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    white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    Gary is dat you?

    As father of Constantine and one of loose sphincter as a consequence of being a late Roman Emperor--my wife Helena was a shopaholic btw--I speak from the Auguric Goose of Wisdom who has honked over Hertfordshire and tells me ALL that's happening with my agents in LA via the Mystic Setting of the Diary Room. ;-) :p
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    white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    AOTB wrote: »
    God you lot are so out of touch.

    Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

    Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. :D
    :D:D:D So Real,babe.
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    white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    GreenEyes8 wrote: »
    I agree it is banter by the dirty mouthed Keith Lemon,,,:(.....and I was disgusted at James using the term on Last night show.......How very embarrassing for the lovely Ola to hear....I've really liked James throughout and posted as such on here ...but for me that was not 'Bang Tidy' (as the dirty mouth Lemon would say)....It was Bang out of Order....!!!...Sorry James but you just lost my vote....!!!!
    In my day they said, 'You never know till you tried it' and 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'......but preferable to modern proclivity to putting things in your mouth which have no business there, but then I'm Very Fussy about what I eat.... Seriously, I felt it was James's middle-aged man's attempt to connect with the Yoof by clearly quoting Keith Lemon's bang-tidy mantras, innit?
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    schmoozerschmoozer Posts: 2,024
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    MithMarr wrote: »
    Up the Chuff PMSL :D:D:D choked on me coffee there

    Weird I always thought the Chuff was the front door..

    Personally I find the term James used a lot more offensive than some of the things housemates receive warnings for 'that may cause offence' . But perhaps because the term does not discriminate against any of the 9 protected characteristic groups protected by the Single Equality Act (hey we can ALL have our back doors smashed in !) it cannot possibly cause offence ?!?!?
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    white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    James is gay he likes Bums and I am guessing mens too.. no offence to any gay people out there each to there own.. just james is in the closet
    Er, isn't this lawsuit 'slander'?? Or shows maybe a narrow heterosexual scope of activities to confine this act to 'gay' only?? :o >:(>:(
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    jojoenojojoeno Posts: 1,842
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    Having anal sex , so many women enjoy it apparently
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