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Teen faces 2 years in jail for simulating oral sex with Jesus statue

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    The MartianThe Martian Posts: 1,610
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    Religion begone.
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    ItHasPotentialItHasPotential Posts: 7,817
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    "stop ****ing with jesus, he ain't got time for your problems"
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    barbelerbarbeler Posts: 23,827
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    The Love in the Name of Christ organisation ought to be prosecuted for despoiling the neighbourhood with such a tacky statue. I've seen more dignified garden gnomes.
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    highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    a public hanging is necessary i think
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    Tal'shiarTal'shiar Posts: 2,290
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    Moggio wrote: »
    Also why is a blowjob deemed a "dirty act"?

    "I did not have sexual relations with the son of god" Bill Clinton Defense
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    highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    Moggio wrote: »
    Also why is a blowjob deemed a "dirty act"?

    i think that sticking a filthy bell end in your mouth covered in pre cum pretty much definies a "dirty act"
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    2 years in jail? What a nasty, vicious theocratic lot they are over the pond.


    He hasn't even been sentenced yet let alone jailed.
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    Stormwave UKStormwave UK Posts: 5,088
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    I wonder if someone would get jailed for simulating oral sex with a fairy statue? Why is it only widely held (yet completely unjustified) beliefs that get all the laws backing them up?

    God damn it, I want people to be punished for fairy statue related violations!
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,271
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    Well, considering that pedo priests don't go to jail that often. Why should this kid?
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    contrariancontrarian Posts: 1,475
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    he wont go to jail

    this is just a "could" story
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    He should be made to go to confession and say a few Hail Marys. I'm sure the one up there can forgive him, for he has sinned.
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    GroutyGrouty Posts: 34,036
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    I lolled at the pic :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 275
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    Why am I not surprised this happened in America?

    The same country whose prosecutors (in an attempt to convict him of possessing and distributing child porn of himself) tried to issue a warrant allowing them to inject a teenage boy with a drug that would force him to gain an erection, so that they could photograph it (thus, creating child porn themselves) and compare it with a video that he had sent to his girlfriend.
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    If he had has his knob stuck in the local Catholic priest's mouth no one would have said a word...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,234
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    It's far too harsh. He's fourteen. He should have been given a lecture and asked to apologise.
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