I have always called women Love, its something I picked up from my Nan many years ago and never lost.
Most are ok about it but some get royally ****ed off, they are also usually the type of woman I avoid like the plague and hopefully have very little interaction with.
Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me
Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me
That last bit doesn't really make sense now does it, Captain Knobstein.
Edit: Anyway, live a little. Get Mr Tasty Piece involved too. Not fancy a bit of love muscle too?
Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me
Most normal people would wash or shower not just stay sticky
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I'm covered and stink of girly juice
I shot 5 times
Great night
I don't believe a word of it. I doubt many on here do either.
Oscar, is that you? :eek:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
Like a tumble dryer?
Please tell me Akon only released that as a joke!? :eek:
Most are ok about it but some get royally ****ed off, they are also usually the type of woman I avoid like the plague and hopefully have very little interaction with.
The Lonely Island are a comedy group used to be on saturday night live, loads of big artists have collaborated with them.
You're "covered"
You must have "shot" over yourself
Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me
That last bit doesn't really make sense now does it, Captain Knobstein.
Edit: Anyway, live a little. Get Mr Tasty Piece involved too. Not fancy a bit of love muscle too?
Into a handkerchief?
Most normal people would wash or shower not just stay sticky
Thank... can't see the radio playing that tbh
Sock.
You've forgotten what real sex is like, haven't you?
*shudders*
Forgotten? More likely he has never had sex at all
Like me. I'm still waiting for the right watermelon.
I don't think so petal, as I've got older ive got randier and randier
I'm "up" nearly all of the time
Have a good weekend and thanks for being such a good sport about this thread. I mean that sincerely.
You too.
I don't mind the haters, I know the chicks would want me to hump them and the blokes are sea green with envy
That's a medical condition called priapism
Having seen your picture I would rather be celibate for life
I couldn't be with someone who says the words 'haters' and 'humps' in a non ironic way.