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James Corden Is Hideous

DavinaUmbridgeDavinaUmbridge Posts: 525
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Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat
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    ohmygoshohmygosh Posts: 9,697
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat

    Blimey my love that's a bit harsh:eek:
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    kragbellkragbell Posts: 253
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat

    Agree to all this - the bloke is starting to believe his own hype and the TV saturation is too much.

    Why do the producers ALWAYS make this mistake - there are OTHER perfectly good presenters out there.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 457
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat

    Ha ha, legend!
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    LilaethLilaeth Posts: 750
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    Corden is the only reason I would accept for legalising whale hunting - let the Japanese do him as part of their 'scientific research'.
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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    I thought it was only me who couldn't stand this fat windbag. He really does love himself doesn't he? Why is he on everything at the moment? He's not even funny.
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    MsBehaviourMsBehaviour Posts: 5,532
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    I thought it was only me who couldn't stand this fat windbag. He really does love himself doesn't he? Why is he on everything at the moment? He's not even funny.

    You are definitely not alone. He makes me

    :eek:
    /l\

    ...and as for dissing the legend that is Patrick Stewart...I don't condone whaling so I believe Cordon should be humanely harpooned with a (appropriately massive) tranquilizer dart and towed to a remote island where he can have no contact whatsoever with the outside world..
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 775
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat

    This is the only hideous comment.
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    LilaethLilaeth Posts: 750
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    You are definitely not alone. He makes me

    :eek:
    /l\

    ...and as for dissing the legend that is Patrick Stewart...I don't condone whaling so I believe Cordon should be humanely harpooned with a (appropriately massive) tranquilizer dart and towed to a remote island where he can have no contact whatsoever with the outside world..

    It's a pity cannibalism is on the wane - we could end world hunger by just donating HIM!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 23
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    Hopefully the Borg are tracking him now.......
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 579
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    atleast he doesnt have gavlar in tow.......im surprised hes getting so much air time- did that tv show that he did with gavin ( dont know actors name) not pan. saw it a few times and it was desperate
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,170
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    Another Anti-Corden thread so soon? Oh but there just can't be enough of them. Can't stand the man either.
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    FringoFringo Posts: 7,995
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    I'm starting to like Corden purely for the blind vitriol now.....
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    TassiumTassium Posts: 31,639
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    I think his career will go into free-fall now, it's become ok to hate him and this Patrick Stewart thing (50/50 really) will just reaffirm the haters view of him.

    James Corden insults everyone and getting a bit shirty when someone does it to him is not a vote winner.

    Of course, those who think him funny will likely still do so but he needs the wider audience to survive.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 449
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    Looking at him makes me want to puke. I cant believe he's doing the world cup thing :mad:



    Heres a treat for you Davina :D

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/corden1205_468xx299.jpg

    Even his you-know-what is overweight :rolleyes:
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    So it's out of order for JC to insult people yet people on here can call him fat, orca etc and that's acceptable

    Patrick Stewart is a pig ignorant, arrogant tosser

    I'm not that big a fan of JC but the vitriol on here is quite unncessary

    my only problem with James is lesbian vampire killers :D
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    Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,716
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    There is one role that he'd be ideal for, and not just because of his size, but his face too. If they ever did a biopic of Laurel and Hardy The Early Years, he'd be ideal as Oliver Hardy. No, really....!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 449
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    Dennis C wrote: »
    There is one role that he'd be ideal for, and not just because of his size, but his face too. If they ever did a biopic of Laurel and Hardy The Early Years, he'd be ideal as Oliver Hardy. No, really....!


    Thats's an offence to the memory of Oliver Hardy. :D
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    radyagradyag Posts: 2,220
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat

    Im glad im not the only person who feels this way about him. His "talent" I cant quite work out.
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    Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,716
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    radyag wrote: »
    Im glad im not the only person who feels this way about him. His "talent" I cant quite work out.

    Hypnotism? That's probably how he pulled Sheridan Smith, and how he gets top telly parts, like Doctor Who this coming Saturday....... :D
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    essexpeteessexpete Posts: 9,210
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    he's with someone else now though
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,187
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    Atticus21 wrote: »
    Looking at him makes me want to puke. I cant believe he's doing the world cup thing :mad:



    Heres a treat for you Davina :D

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/corden1205_468xx299.jpg

    Even his you-know-what is overweight :rolleyes:

    Duh! Thats not his you know what thats where he keeps his Ginsters Pasty. :D
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    The KenzThe Kenz Posts: 1,570
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    So it's out of order for JC to insult people yet people on here can call him fat, orca etc and that's acceptable

    Actually, yes it is. All of those terms are fair comment.

    He IS Fat, he IS a Human Orca, he IS hideously obese. None of these terms are insults - merely statements of fact.

    I can only presume you've never actually set eyes on the human grabage disposal unit...

    [/QUOTE]Patrick Stewart is a pig ignorant, arrogant tosser[/QUOTE]
    ...so much for you claiming the moral high ground.:rolleyes:

    Know that for a fact do you, love?
    I'm not that big a fan of JC but the vitriol on here is quite unncessary

    my only problem with James is lesbian vampire killers :D

    That's not vitriol - trust me, I haven't got warmed up yet!

    My only problem with Corden is that he hasn't been killed by a lesbian vampire...

    Obviously the poor wee mite is still sensitive after the mauling of his performances in:
    Horne & Corden
    the Brits
    Lesbian Vampire Killers

    What a CV!

    Shame he's obviously too stupid to look at himself in a mirror and appreciate that his "cult" popularity (I'm sure that's a spelling mistake) was down to his co-writer on a little-watched comedy, and that his dreams of making it as a great comedian are only being hampered by a complete absence of humour.

    A complete waste of oxygen and DNA - the best part of him ran down his mother's leg!

    Now THAT'S vitriol.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14
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    WHY WHY WHY

    Is that hideous Orca man James Corden still poluting my tv screen.

    Hes managed to infiltrate all the shows i love. First Big Brothers Big Mouth then doctor who now hes everywere coz of that horrendous football tournement.

    When are people TPTB to realise that nobody likes him.

    Hes vulgar, rude, arrogant my god he een dissed the legend Patrick Stuart.

    What makes him think he has the right to even question Patrick Stuart let alone insult him!!

    Some one needs to recreat that scene from Free Willy and put the whale back into his natural habitat


    loving this post

    agree with how dare he diss patrick stewart

    when he gets a recurring role on family guy/american dad and be in one of the lead roles in one of the biggest sci fi shows eva then I might have time for his witterings
    :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 613
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    Oh FFS leave him alone. Yes, he's a bit of a tw*t and he's annoying as hell, but if you don't like him don't watch him. Simple as.
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    BritishHoboBritishHobo Posts: 2,885
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    So it's out of order for JC to insult people yet people on here can call him fat, orca etc and that's acceptable

    Patrick Stewart is a pig ignorant, arrogant tosser

    I'm not that big a fan of JC but the vitriol on here is quite unncessary

    my only problem with James is lesbian vampire killers :D

    This. I don't really enjoy Gavin and Stacey and really didn't like his sketch show, but comments like from everyone on here is just disgusting. I wonder how they would feel if people were making comments like this about them. Pathetic.
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