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Is Russell Brand the second coming of Jesus?

The PuzzlerThe Puzzler Posts: 7,689
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With his head tilted softly to the side, and a flattering light highlighting his soft expression, one could be forgiven for thinking this were another promotional photo for the popular actor.

However Russell Brand's sitting on this occasion was rather more embarrassing as he was pictured in a police mugshot following his arrest in connection with a charge of criminal damage.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2115647/Russell-Brand-posts-5000-bail-arrested-iPhone-incident.html#ixzz1pHquTIk5
He looks the spit of Jesus here.
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    edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    He comes from a single parent family, has constant trouble from the authorities, and his words are pilloried by the establishment of the day.

    Yeah, definitely Jesus. He needs a few more disciples though. Mr. G and Matt Morgan aren't going to be able to write four Gospels between them.
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    HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    I look forward to the crucifixion.
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    ...he's just a very naughty boy.
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    HenryBaneHenryBane Posts: 4,427
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    He looks the spit of Jesus here.

    Well the Renaissance art version of Jesus, we know the area Jesus was from, so he was probably a lot darker and shorter, as in this article:

    http://bibledudes.com/biblical-studies/jesus.php
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    i4ui4u Posts: 55,016
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    2nd Coming?

    I think Russell's had more than two. :eek:
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    LaurawhittzLaurawhittz Posts: 873
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    i4u wrote: »
    2nd Coming?

    I think Russell's had more than two. :eek:

    :eek::o:p
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Never trust a bearded man.

    He needs a jolly good wash.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,425
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    Does that make Katy Perry Mary Madgalene?
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    _radioamerica_radioamerica Posts: 4,921
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    He looks the spit of Jesus here.

    How do you know what Jesus looks like?

    On a side note my husband gets called Jesus often. Its quite funny, he is so anti-religious so when chavs call him Jesus it makes me giggle.
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    MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    I look forward to the crucifixion.
    Seconded...
    vile prat
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    Tudor6222Tudor6222 Posts: 992
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    Microkorg wrote: »
    Seconded...
    vile prat

    I think he's pretty funny.

    *ducks to avoid missiles* :D
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    tangsmantangsman Posts: 3,661
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    Nah, he's a winker.;)
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    edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    Tudor6222 wrote: »
    I think he's pretty funny.

    *ducks to avoid missiles* :D
    I think he's very funny. His Radio 2 show was brilliant.
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    Tudor6222Tudor6222 Posts: 992
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    edEx wrote: »
    I think he's very funny. His Radio 2 show was brilliant.

    I know it was naughty, but the video of him singing that song about Andrew Sachs has me in stitches. :D
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    edExedEx Posts: 13,460
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    Tudor6222 wrote: »
    I know it was naughty, but the video of him singing that song about Andrew Sachs has me in stitches. :D
    I still have the episode of the show on podcast. It is indeed very amusing :D
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    Tudor6222Tudor6222 Posts: 992
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    edEx wrote: »
    I still have the episode of the show on podcast. It is indeed very amusing :D

    I await the wrath of the Daily Wail brigade telling us what a dreadful man he is.

    ;):D
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    Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,716
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    He looks the spit of Jesus here.

    It's also said that the Antichrist will deceive many when he comes in the last days and that many will believe him to be divine. :eek:

    In these enlightened days of gender equality the Son Of Man may well return as a woman.....

    Jessica Clements has the appropriate initials and is a goddess! Who else can it be? ;)
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    tinshedtinshed Posts: 483
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    Hes not funny and hes not clever, just a lucky lucky git who got to play hide the sausage with Katy.
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    HenryBaneHenryBane Posts: 4,427
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    Dennis C wrote: »
    It's also said that the Antichrist will deceive many when he comes in the last days and that many will believe him to be divine. :eek:

    In these enlightened days of gender equality the Son Of Man may well return as a woman.....

    Jessica Clements has the appropriate initials and is a goddess! Who else can it be? ;)

    Justin Lee Collins? Perhaps he'll/she'll return with a middle name? ;)
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    StockingfillerStockingfiller Posts: 3,302
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    There's a tinge of Charles Manson to that photo too. Still...nobody's perfect, eh
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 832
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    He married the one who loves Jesus so much, how weird.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 103
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    Russell Brand has many loyal disciples, hes not for everyone but I for one bloody LOVE him, his old radio 6 music shows have me in stitches and his first book was a brilliant read.
    My only beef with him is his odd taste in legwarmers!!
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,275
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    He looks the spit of Jesus here.

    Nothing like him, because Jesus wasn't white and probably had shortish hair. If you're talking about the stereotypical image of him that's shown as a white man with long hair then yes, he looks very similar.
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    StockingfillerStockingfiller Posts: 3,302
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    When people are used to seeing lots of bearded blokes, don't they tend to think less often that blokes with beards look like Jesus ?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,053
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    Take a couple of paracetamol and lay in a darkened room for severalf years, by then your brain should be back in working order.:rolleyes:
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