A friend on my wife's feed, who must hit 30 status updates a week easily - just constantly has to be updating on any old shite, updated on Christmas Eve.
"Car has just pulled up outside. Beeped twice."
That was it. The ****ing car wasn't even for them.
They're in a huge long terraced street, houses either side, always full of parked cars and one had pulled up for someone and beeped the horn.
She still got likes and replies for it - one was "Annoying".
Is it? It's ****ing 4 o'clock in the afternoon and a car has pulled up in the street for 30 seconds.
Hypochondriac type people banging on about being ill when they're not and "checking in" at hospital just so people will ask them if they're okay. There are actually really ill people in the world with real health problems that don't display this type of attention seeking behaviour. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the hypochondriac or tell them to get a life. I am related to a person that does this type of thing and have actually unfortunately had to stop their status updates from appearing on my news feed :-(
- Scores of pictures of kids opening presents. In most case toy 'mountains' they look completely bewildered by.
- Pictures of plates of Christmas dinner. Seen one plate of turkey dinner seen them all
At least the plates of dinner are the result of someone's effort and maybe worth bragging about, but a friend of mine posted a photo yesterday afternoon of an open box of Quality Street with the caption "Nom nom". Now that's an irritant :kitty:
" I'm having an early spring clean of my friends list . Post here if you don't want to be deleted"
She's currently on 511 friends. Let's see how many people she actually gets rid of:D
I have had many friends do that didn't reply and I'm still there after at least a dozen clear outs and I haven't even spoke to them in years (they were people I went to school with who I haven't seen in almost 20 years)
Hypochondriac type people banging on about being ill when they're not and "checking in" at hospital just so people will ask them if they're okay. There are actually really ill people in the world with real health problems that don't display this type of attention seeking behaviour. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the hypochondriac or tell them to get a life. I am related to a person that does this type of thing and have actually unfortunately had to stop their status updates from appearing on my news feed :-(
Sorry if that sounds harsh!
Someone on my Facebook recently took a picture of their 3 year old lying on a hospital bed, Tagged the location and left it there. Hours of 'Oh what's up' and 'Hope all is ok, Ring me' messages later she revealed this....
'Oh she (Little one) wasn't ill or anything, Grandma has been in for a couple of days with dizzy spells after a fall and she was away from the bed so little one was lying on it'
Attention seeking missile that one. One of those parents the kids don't recognise without a phone in front of their face
Someone on my Facebook recently took a picture of their 3 year old lying on a hospital bed, Tagged the location and left it there. Hours of 'Oh what's up' and 'Hope all is ok, Ring me' messages later she revealed this....
'Oh she (Little one) wasn't ill or anything, Grandma has been in for a couple of days with dizzy spells after a fall and she was away from the bed so little one was lying on it'
Attention seeking missile that one. One of those parents the kids don't recognise without a phone in front of their face
I have had many friends do that didn't reply and I'm still there after at least a dozen clear outs and I haven't even spoke to them in years (they were people I went to school with who I haven't seen in almost 20 years)
Well they have no gone from 511 friends to 514. Not much of a clear out.
Not sure what to make of this one, from someone that's usually so sensible with their FB posts.
"2014 Cannot End Like This!!!! Baby Oleg Staying In Africa!!!! No, He Has To Come Home And Be In More Adverts!!! Xx"
Not sure what to make of this one, from someone that's usually so sensible with their FB posts.
"2014 Cannot End Like This!!!! Baby Oleg Staying In Africa!!!! No, He Has To Come Home And Be In More Adverts!!! Xx"
If I were on FB I'd probably have posted something similar! You can give them this link for Baby Oleg's Memorymabob.
Still waiting for Safari Oleg to come in the post, then I'll only have 2 more Meerkats to collect. Sad? Me? Never!
Something I saw on my search of people I know of. Apparently, this stupid woman knows exactly what goes on in a 'man of a different coloured's mind' - He was definitely a 'muslim' (because he was of a different colour to 'white') and he was 'staring at her and her brother' in a very 'bad' way at a hospital. She was ready to stamp on his neck and kill him. She's supposed to be very intelligent. :confused
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So... what has the world come to??? Our *** accompanied our **** to **** for her to donate for Cancer sufferers and he is wearing his Help For Heroes Top and this Muslim Man in full view of everybody stops and stares and gives him the most evil look he says anybody has ever given anybody... he never took his eyes of him, I was frightened to death when he told me, look what happened to that poor Lee Rigby...
'The most evil look ANYB0DY HAS EVER GIVEN ANYBODY ??? Really? FFS.
Yay! I will no longer have to endure endless photos of Christmas trees with "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" posted underneath, endless photos of people's presents and endless photos of turkey dinners. Until next year.
Hypochondriac type people banging on about being ill when they're not and "checking in" at hospital just so people will ask them if they're okay. There are actually really ill people in the world with real health problems that don't display this type of attention seeking behaviour. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the hypochondriac or tell them to get a life. I am related to a person that does this type of thing and have actually unfortunately had to stop their status updates from appearing on my news feed :-(
Sorry if that sounds harsh!
The other day a FB friend of mine posted FIVE statuses about her sore throat between the hours of midnight -10am, including two sad face pictures. Every week she's incessantly complaining of being ill and wanting people to bring her soup etc.
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"Car has just pulled up outside. Beeped twice."
That was it. The ****ing car wasn't even for them.
They're in a huge long terraced street, houses either side, always full of parked cars and one had pulled up for someone and beeped the horn.
She still got likes and replies for it - one was "Annoying".
Is it? It's ****ing 4 o'clock in the afternoon and a car has pulled up in the street for 30 seconds.
Translation please???
Sorry if that sounds harsh!
At least the plates of dinner are the result of someone's effort and maybe worth bragging about, but a friend of mine posted a photo yesterday afternoon of an open box of Quality Street with the caption "Nom nom". Now that's an irritant :kitty:
Just spotted one!
Hope their privacy settings are correct?
I mean, if I was so inclined, I could just go round their house & stalk!
Both.
'I'm on my way with my sledge! Might be a while - my snow dog is sleepy from earlier.'
She's currently on 511 friends. Let's see how many people she actually gets rid of:D
I have had many friends do that didn't reply and I'm still there after at least a dozen clear outs and I haven't even spoke to them in years (they were people I went to school with who I haven't seen in almost 20 years)
Someone on my Facebook recently took a picture of their 3 year old lying on a hospital bed, Tagged the location and left it there. Hours of 'Oh what's up' and 'Hope all is ok, Ring me' messages later she revealed this....
'Oh she (Little one) wasn't ill or anything, Grandma has been in for a couple of days with dizzy spells after a fall and she was away from the bed so little one was lying on it'
Attention seeking missile that one. One of those parents the kids don't recognise without a phone in front of their face
What an idiot
Thank god I'm not the only FB uber cynic out there.
Well they have no gone from 511 friends to 514. Not much of a clear out.
"2014 Cannot End Like This!!!! Baby Oleg Staying In Africa!!!! No, He Has To Come Home And Be In More Adverts!!! Xx"
She should b*gger off to another country where she would have to pay BEFORE she had treatment for something that she wanted removed. >:(
That 'joke' is everywhere at the moment. Must have been in a cracker.
If I were on FB I'd probably have posted something similar!
Still waiting for Safari Oleg to come in the post, then I'll only have 2 more Meerkats to collect. Sad? Me? Never!
Some things don't annoy you enough to delete the person. But you don't want the hassle of confrontation over something small
So you let it out here
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So... what has the world come to??? Our *** accompanied our **** to **** for her to donate for Cancer sufferers and he is wearing his Help For Heroes Top and this Muslim Man in full view of everybody stops and stares and gives him the most evil look he says anybody has ever given anybody... he never took his eyes of him, I was frightened to death when he told me, look what happened to that poor Lee Rigby...
'The most evil look ANYB0DY HAS EVER GIVEN ANYBODY ??? Really? FFS.
Most of the ones who annoy me are on my wife's list and she never logs out.
The other day a FB friend of mine posted FIVE statuses about her sore throat between the hours of midnight -10am, including two sad face pictures. Every week she's incessantly complaining of being ill and wanting people to bring her soup etc.
BIB - Love that phrase - i'm definitely nicking it, thanks!