One slip, slip one in, which is the bigger sin?
I think I will explain before you begin
I'll look forward to that
Said the Cat in the Hat
While eating some fish he found in the bin.
My goldfish called Freddie was crackers
So he was sent to the yard of the knackers
But Freddie was wise
He put on a disguise
And did the rumba while shaking his maracas
We should restart the limerick thread
'Cos our need is important for oodles of bread
So we can make toast
and just brag and boast
About bringing limericks back from the dead
This thread has been dead for a while
The old members are still on file
The lines still don't scan
Which deserves a prompt ban
For those now redeemed from exile
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I think I will explain before you begin
I think I will explain before you begin
I'll look forward to that
I think I will explain before you begin
I'll look forward to that
Said the Cat in the Hat
I think I will explain before you begin
I'll look forward to that
Said the Cat in the Hat
While eating some fish he found in the bin.
So he was sent to the yard of the knackers
So he was sent to the yard of the knackers
But Freddie was wise
So he was sent to the yard of the knackers
But Freddie was wise
He put on a disguise
So he was sent to the yard of the knackers
But Freddie was wise
He put on a disguise
And did the rumba while shaking his maracas
Enough to feed three folks
Enough to feed three folks
But six came along
Enough to feed three folks
But six came along
So they made egg foo yong
Enough to feed three folks
But six came along
So they made egg foo yong
Then got stoned on a fragrant few tokes.
'Cos our need is important for oodles of bread
'Cos our need is important for oodles of bread
So we can make toast
'Cos our need is important for oodles of bread
So we can make toast
and just brag and boast
'Cos our need is important for oodles of bread
So we can make toast
and just brag and boast
About bringing limericks back from the dead
The old members are still on file
The old members are still on file
The lines still don't scan
The old members are still on file
The lines still don't scan
Which deserves a prompt ban
The old members are still on file
The lines still don't scan
Which deserves a prompt ban
For those now redeemed from exile