If you were a pigeon and could s**t on one soap character, who would it be?

TayTayTayTay Posts: 657
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I'd like to say Alice from EE, but that would only give her reason to look even more sorry for herself than she already does so I'm going to say Fail Platt. Right in that ratty barnet of hers.
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  • walford-e20walford-e20 Posts: 6,554
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    :eek: Interesting thread. :D I'd pick Derek Branning, though he'd probably only go into a rant about disrespect. :sleep:
  • CRP2012CRP2012 Posts: 2,080
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    god,theads get weirder & weirder by the day
  • AndybearAndybear Posts: 11,287
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    I'd pick Katie from Emmerdale, Being with Declan has really gone to her head, she's so stuck up. The way she treated Gennie in tonight's episode was out of order.
  • TayTayTayTay Posts: 657
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    CRP2012 wrote: »
    god,theads get weirder & weirder by the day

    Makes a nice change from the same old questions being posted though, don't you think? :)
  • CollieWobblesCollieWobbles Posts: 27,290
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    Random thread of the year winner!:p

    I would say Robbie from Emmerdale, but the sh!t would of broken up in the earths atmosphere by the time it reached his head, so I'm going to say Maurel instead. And no, it's not cheating, Maurel is one being didn't ya know:rolleyes:;):D
  • Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,159
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    Only one?? Probably Alex from Emmerdale.. I'd get him in the eye too!
  • Lewis26Lewis26 Posts: 1,435
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    Maddie from hollyoaks (neil and jono should get shat on as well)

    Sean from corrie

    Maurel / robbie / megan / rohna / paddy from emmerdale

    Kat / whoever is shagging kat from Eastenders
  • SillyBillyGoatSillyBillyGoat Posts: 22,266
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    Amazing thread! :D

    I choose Joey Branning. I'd make a noise so he'd look up, and aim for his face. :)
  • IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    Joey Branning, his mouth is always hanging open so a great target...
  • Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,159
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    Andybear wrote: »
    I'd pick Katie from Emmerdale, Being with Declan has really gone to her head, she's so stuck up. The way she treated Gennie in tonight's episode was out of order.

    the way she was speaking about chas too as if she'd never had an affair... Didnt katie marry Andy to try and cover up the fact she was sleeping with robert? or did the affair start after the marriage?
  • CRP2012CRP2012 Posts: 2,080
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    TayTay wrote: »
    Makes a nice change from the same old questions being posted though, don't you think? :)

    true,even though by tommorow there will be an

    EE:Will Sharon sh*t on.... Thread
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,682
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    like the thread ;) maria & Marcus
  • valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    Have to be Phil..a bullseye in the middle of his shiny bonce.
  • B*witchedB*witched Posts: 5,642
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    Norris on Coronation Street. :)
  • MsWilder11MsWilder11 Posts: 13,498
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    Tracy CS definitely
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Haha
    EE
    Derek, Tyler, Jack, Bianca, Syed, Trisha, Whitney and Kalfie

    CS
    Ryan, Sean, Rita, Ken, Maria and Tracey

    HO
    Maddie, Ruby, Sinead, Bart, Teresa, Rhys, Ally and Liberty
  • silly sausagesilly sausage Posts: 1,469
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    leeruk wrote: »
    like the thread ;) maria & Marcus

    make that a double :D
  • Dr K NoisewaterDr K Noisewater Posts: 11,530
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    Kat Moon without any hesitation - no character has ever annoyed me as much as her.
  • CRP2012CRP2012 Posts: 2,080
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    Kat Moon without any hesitation - no character has ever annoyed me as much as her.

    make a change having white stuff on her head rather than on her bottom ;)

    Maurel for me
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    Haha cool thread - it would be Syed for me .
    I cannot put into words my utter hatred for this character :(
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Amazing thread! :D

    I choose Joey Branning. I'd make a noise so he'd look up, and aim for his face. :)

    ^^ This a thousand times over :cool:
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    klendathu wrote: »
    Haha cool thread - it would be Syed for me .
    I cannot put into words my utter hatred for this character :(

    Maybe someone can also throw some petrol on his big hair and burn that Amazon Rainforest off :) :cool:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 787
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    Rachel in ED - She's proper annoying and a waste of space.
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Rachel in ED - She's proper annoying and a waste of space.

    Haha I agree :D. Summed up nicely :cool:.
  • Louise32Louise32 Posts: 6,784
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    Cameron Emmerdale cos he thinks he's gods gift to women!
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