If you were a pigeon and could s**t on one soap character, who would it be?

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  • Ellie_DollieEllie_Dollie Posts: 1,036
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    LOL what a thread :D

    I'd be the biggest pigeon ever and drop it right on Doug from Hollyoaks :p
  • Louise32Louise32 Posts: 6,784
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    Lol have to say I love this thread!

    Very original!
  • FrankieSFrankieS Posts: 499
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    Tully. Surely there's no other answer??
  • TayTayTayTay Posts: 657
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    FrankieS wrote: »
    Tully. Surely there's no other answer??

    Definitely a good answer!
  • LYNN(E)LYNN(E) Posts: 1,586
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    Alfie Moon & a big enough one to smother the hideous shirt he'd be wearing:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,151
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    My friend once got crapped on by a pidgeon and after it did one lot, it flew back over and did another on her! :eek:

    So in that spirit, I'd aim for Maddie from Hollyoaks first then fly back over and take out Sinead.
    Oh and I'd make sure I did it in front of Esther so she could record the whole thing on her phone. :cool:
  • hetty100hetty100 Posts: 4,873
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    HO Alley, Doug, Theresa, Sinead, Maddie, Rhys, Bart

    CS Ryan, Sean, Eva,

    EE ALL OF THEM:D (Except Jean)
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    My friend once got crapped on by a pidgeon and after it did one lot, it flew back over and did another on her! :eek:

    So in that spirit, I'd aim for Maddie from Hollyoaks first then fly back over and take out Sinead.
    Oh and I'd make sure I did it in front of Esther so she could record the whole thing on her phone
    . :cool:

    *High fives you* I would pay to see that happen! :D :cool:
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    Best thread title I've ever seen on the soaps page :D:D:cool: Well done!

    I'll have to give it some thought though ....
  • OhWhenTheSaintsOhWhenTheSaints Posts: 12,531
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    Phil. Just to see his reaction.
  • DixonDixon Posts: 12,987
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    I was going to say Debbie Dingle.
    But on second thoughts, even if a massive flock of Pigeons flew over head and all 'did one' at the same time, you'd still get that exact same expression you see 99% of the time.
  • los.kavlos.kav Posts: 8,053
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    Honestly, for sheer comedy value, it would have to be Phil Mitchell. Splat on his baldy head, and then when he looks up again in the face. Because I'm a nervous pigeon.
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    los.kav wrote: »
    Honestly, for sheer comedy value, it would have to be Phil Mitchell. Splat on his baldy head, and then when he looks up again in the face. Because I'm a nervous pigeon.

    Haha!! :D I could imagine the poo drying up and staying stuck on his bald head :D I have that problem with my car all the time :o.
  • whoyouarexowhoyouarexo Posts: 6,099
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    LOL this thread

    Bianca in home and away
    Phil Mitchell..
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,246
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    Kim Fox (EE)
  • jendejende Posts: 21,432
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    Bart and Theresa in HO. I find them intensely annoying!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,314
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    Maddie in HO although i dont think thats enough, maybe if the bird carried a giant piano he could drop that on her too. lol
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 187
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    Leanne from Corrie all day long, would love to see her reaction once it happened! Absolutely hate Leanne with a passion. :rolleyes:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,579
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    At this moment I don't really hate a character, although Michael and Derek from EE would have been my choices but I've kind of warmed to them now, I'd probably go with Derek.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,994
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    FrankieS wrote: »
    Tully. Surely there's no other answer??

    This, A million times over lol :D
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,165
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    Mine would be Alf Stewart just so he could say "Stone the flamin' pigeons" :D:D:D:D
  • pegasus2pegasus2 Posts: 5,293
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    Sean, Emily and Michelle CS
    Debbie, Moira, Laurel and Marlon ED
    Kim, Sharon and Jack EE
  • wavlovrwavlovr Posts: 3,741
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    If I had the wings of an eagle
    And the ar*e of a great big crow
    I`m fly over to Weatherfield
    And poop on Sean Tully below
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 650
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    wavlovr wrote: »
    If I had the wings of an eagle
    And the ar*e of a great big crow
    I`m fly over to Weatherfield
    And poop on Sean Tully below
    I can't believe you wrote a poem for this thread lol
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