1.Zainab&Syed
2.Kim
3.Lucy
4.Kat
5.Alfie
6.Shirley(when she looks up to shout at me,i'll do one on her face,i'll probably write doormat on her forehead,same to Alfie as well)
7.Michael(for his part on Janine's exit)
8.Phil(for the same reason as others,pure comedy value)
9.Jean(for doing my head in during Michael scam storyline)
10.Whitney
11.Lauren
12.Tanya
Honestly, for sheer comedy value, it would have to be Phil Mitchell. Splat on his baldy head, and then when he looks up again in the face. Because I'm a nervous pigeon.
I'd pick Katie from Emmerdale, Being with Declan has really gone to her head, she's so stuck up. The way she treated Gennie in tonight's episode was out of order.
A double whammy for Katie. Splat that bleached barnet and then her annoying little dolly face. Then fly away sharpish before she has me shot. Because it's all about her isn't it :mad:
A double whammy for Katie. Splat that bleached barnet and then her annoying little dolly face. Then fly away sharpish before she has me shot. Because it's all about her isn't it :mad:
OP should get a medal for starting this thread
Oh yes, I forgot about Katie! Just when she's about to go into a 'me, me, me' rant :cool:
I'd probably fly up to Weatherfield and dig up Alan Bradley from 80's Corrie and give him some fertiliser in the eye socket, but then I'd remember that I was a pigeon and incapable of such nonsense, unless I had a little pigeon shovel, so I'd probably stay in Walford and wait for Zainab to put out her washing.
I'd probably dig up Alan Bradley from 80's Corrie and give him some fertiliser in the eye socket, but then I'd remember that I was a pigeon and incapable of such nonsense, unless I had a little pigeon shovel.
Sorry mate, I just bought the last one from Pets At Home
LOL thanks, I posted it years ago on a Hollywood site for some one famous.... I think it was Perez Hilton.
Over the years I`ve used it for Hollywood actos, politicians and anyone else who has ticked me off.
By the way...I`m female
LOL thanks, I posted it years ago on a Hollywood site for some one famous.... I think it was Perez Hilton.
Over the years I`ve used it for Hollywood actos, politicians and anyone else who has ticked me off.
By the way...I`m female
Alfie from Eastenders. His cheerfullness and gullability gets on my wick. I would love his unfaithful tart of a wife to also get a great big splodge of guana on her bonce.
PS. does anybody else think the Kat affair with ??? has gone on far too long. You eventually stop caring and next you switch over.
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Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
(Maybe Kat is more a front entrance kind of girl anyway:o)
Bianca - EE. As soon as she opens that big gob.
2.Kim
3.Lucy
4.Kat
5.Alfie
6.Shirley(when she looks up to shout at me,i'll do one on her face,i'll probably write doormat on her forehead,same to Alfie as well)
7.Michael(for his part on Janine's exit)
8.Phil(for the same reason as others,pure comedy value)
9.Jean(for doing my head in during Michael scam storyline)
10.Whitney
11.Lauren
12.Tanya
lol, that's a football chant.Every teams fans can adopt it for the team/person/soap 'star' of their choice
You are a true poet and a lover of culture, sir.
LOL:D:D
A double whammy for Katie. Splat that bleached barnet and then her annoying little dolly face. Then fly away sharpish before she has me shot. Because it's all about her isn't it :mad:
OP should get a medal for starting this thread
Syed - EE
Oh yes, I forgot about Katie! Just when she's about to go into a 'me, me, me' rant :cool:
Made us laugh out loud that did:)
Sorry mate, I just bought the last one from Pets At Home
Bugger and I thought I was the only keyboard typing pigeon with a grave digging fetish.
Phil Mitchell.
Leanne for being so hypocritical.
Simon Barlow, while he's being a brat and trying to be clever.
Another vote for Phil Mitchell (EE) - his reaction would be hilarious! He'd want to take that pigeon 'dahn' could wouldn't be able to catch it
Another vote for Simon Barlow (Corrie) when he opens his cheeky/wise cracking gob.
Thank you
Over the years I`ve used it for Hollywood actos, politicians and anyone else who has ticked me off.
By the way...I`m female
Careful...he might enjoy that.
PS. does anybody else think the Kat affair with ??? has gone on far too long. You eventually stop caring and next you switch over.