If you were a pigeon and could s**t on one soap character, who would it be?

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  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,229
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    I love the fact that this thread has gone on for four pages :D:D. Funny stuff.

    It is as long as the EE episode discussion thread last night :D
  • RickWhiteRickWhite Posts: 1,997
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    I would plop a drop on marlon
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25
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    Maria in Corrie. She could turn that into a drama lasting six months.
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    It is as long as the EE episode discussion thread last night :D

    Haha! :D Not sure what that says about EE's quality at the moment though :o.
  • Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,229
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Haha! :D Not sure what that says about EE's quality at the moment though :o.

    Im enjoying it but Syed should get pooped on
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Im enjoying it but Syed should get pooped on

    The poop would get lost on that Amazon Rainforest on his head :cool: :D

    You'd need Heather to do a big enough poop to cover all of Syed's head lol.
  • Sarah.OXSarah.OX Posts: 1,204
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    A flamin' car door would be much better than bird sh*t for some characters!
  • desperate housedesperate house Posts: 3,176
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    I have thought long and hard about this, and if the bird was a pteradactyl (sp?) or an ostrich, then it would have to be Marlon and Laurel Emmerdale, and poop-faced Debbie Dingle, the life and soul of any gathering (not).

    A pigeon could not poop enough on those three.
  • CRP2012CRP2012 Posts: 2,080
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    the pigeons in HO must have poorley tummys:(

    did you see that sh*t one dropped on maddies head :eek::D
  • desperate housedesperate house Posts: 3,176
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    Keith Lemon
    Paddy thingy on Take me Out
    Denise van Outen
    Richard Arnold
    and for a final gigantic cr*p Davina McCall

    Sorry - wrong thread!!:o:o:o
  • digichantdigichant Posts: 3,519
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    Doug - Hollyoaks
  • los.kavlos.kav Posts: 8,053
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    Keith Lemon
    Paddy thingy on Take me Out
    Denise van Outen
    Richard Arnold

    and for a final gigantic cr*p Davina McCall

    Sorry - wrong thread!!:o:o:o

    Damn, wrong thread or not: good call!
  • polkadottydresspolkadottydress Posts: 2,174
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    It'd have to be sean from corrie. I'd make sure it was the biggest pigeon poop EVER!!
  • PopsiemiaPopsiemia Posts: 5,127
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    What a pointless thread!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 362
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    Ian Beale or Jay Mitchell in EastEnders for keeping Ben's secret.
  • J-BJ-B Posts: 18,582
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    If I was a bird I'd drop a shit on Tyler and Whitney.

    By 'bird' I mean 'Fighter Jet', and by 'shit' I mean 'nuclear warhead'.
  • DSWNSMDSWNSM Posts: 1,801
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    Debbie ( Emmerdale ) Laurel ( Emmerdale ) Kat ( Eastenders ) Derek ( Eastenders )

    And every character in Coronation street, this is the sort of thing that would be the big gossip in Coronation street :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32
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    Rob in Coronation Street
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