What is your farting style?

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 16:55

How do you do it?

Personally, I prefer to sit in a hard chair, raise one arse cheek and let rip. The sound resonates impressively and it is made even better if you are in an echoy room. Soft seats smother the sound, hard seats amplify it.

spiney2 · 04/04/12 - 16:56

roccoco. i find that early renaissance farting lacks style .......

[Deleted User] · 04/04/12 - 16:59

Forward roll, fart and Stop.

Molipa · 04/04/12 - 17:00

My farting stile is in the fence at the end of my garden

[Deleted User] · 04/04/12 - 17:01

I have excellent acoustics - though I say it myself.

Watcher #1 · 04/04/12 - 17:01

Pull my finger...

ScottishWoody · 04/04/12 - 17:02

Find a small child and hold them up to my arse, let rip, watch child cry.

pugamo · 04/04/12 - 17:02

Silently and in the bathroom. My OH trumps freely on my leg in bed.

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 17:03

pugamo wrote: »

Silently and in the bathroom. My OH trumps freely on my leg in bed.

Does he lift the duvet to give you a whiff? I would

smokeybacon · 04/04/12 - 17:03

Flamboyant yet tasteful.

[Deleted User] · 04/04/12 - 17:05

You people disgust me. Vile.

Minelayer.

[Deleted User] · 04/04/12 - 17:07

smokeybacon wrote: »

Flamboyant yet tasteful.

Oh you big ponce!

:D:D

lordOfTime · 04/04/12 - 17:10

Why do you want to know?

smokeybacon · 04/04/12 - 17:10

RoseMaybud wrote: »

Oh you big ponce! :D:D

I am not a vulgar oaf,unlike some :rolleyes:

pugamo · 04/04/12 - 17:13

johnnybgoode83 wrote: »

Does he lift the duvet to give you a whiff? I would

Yes and he employs a very effective wafting technique for maximum impact.

Baboo Yagu · 04/04/12 - 17:19

How long is it before the schools goes back?

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 17:21

lordOfTime wrote: »

Why do you want to know?

It's just a bit of fun.

Baboo Yagu wrote: »

How long is it before the schools goes back?

See above. Also, I'm 29

sp2011 · 04/04/12 - 17:21

ScottishWoody wrote: »

Find a small child and hold them up to my arse, let rip, watch child cry.

Haha

:D

lovemydogx · 04/04/12 - 17:21

Why would you want to know anyone elses farting style? That's..really strange.

*backs away from thread*

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 17:23

lovemydogx wrote: »

Why would you want to know anyone elses farting style? That's..really strange.

*backs away from thread*

See post #17

Stegan · 04/04/12 - 17:24

I used to work with someone called Barry. He was tagged with the unfortunate title of - Barry and his amazing singing bottom! This was because of the sheer variety of tone and sound of his excess gas release. He could squeeze out a cluster of varying f***ts between quiet and noisy at any one time.

Wherever thy be - let the wind blow free was his motto.

[Deleted User] · 04/04/12 - 17:26

Ladies never fart.

the Queen never farts.

Biological fact.

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 17:27

snow.mountain wrote: »

Ladies never fart.

the Queen never farts.

Biological fact.

Bollocks, they just refuse to own up

:p

*weeschmoo* · 04/04/12 - 17:27

If you have time enough to consider it then you are trying too hard, it comes over forced imo.

johnnybgoode83 · 04/04/12 - 17:30

At the risk of causing myself stomach pains, I hold in any possible wind until it's impossible to.

I then turn to one side opening my buttocks fully and pushing out the biggest, loudest and most powerful gust possible.

I have actually made my sleeping girlfriends wake in the past with a start from the sheer force and volume of my farts released in this way.

Impressive, i'm sure you'll agree.

lovemydogx · 04/04/12 - 17:31

Um, no.

Hey there!

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