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apparently in our life time many a spiders willy will climb over our faces at night !

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Seriously thats what a woman said in our salon today!!
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    afcbfanafcbfan Posts: 7,161
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    This should be in Pets. Or Fashion and Beauty.
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    afcbfan wrote: »
    This should be in Pets. Or Fashion and Beauty.

    Fashion and beauty!! Why??
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    Seriously thats what a woman said in our salon today!!

    What a spider's willy with no spider attached? :confused:
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    What a spider's willy with no spider attached? :confused:

    Obviously with the spider attached xx
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    Obviously with the spider attached xx

    Oh that's ok then, I nearly freaked out there.
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    Seriously thats what a woman said in our salon today!!

    Yeah, see the mistake you made right there was actually talking to people who work in salons
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    jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    They probably cum on your face pink, tiny little cums.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    Yes Its True And We Also Swallow Many Of Them, But The Worse Is Waking Up With It In Your Mouth Then Wondering What It Is And Pull It Out To Reveal What It Is
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    chopsimchopsim Posts: 3,522
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    Remember pink......keep it as a thought :-)
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    ba_baracusba_baracus Posts: 3,236
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    Salon lady must have got mixed up with some other willies she had on her face, as spiders do not have penises.
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    chopsim wrote: »
    Remember pink......keep it as a thought :-)

    It wasnt my thought it was someone elses :-)
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    BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    jzee wrote: »
    They probably cum on your face pink, tiny little cums.

    What do you think their webs are made from?
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    Ber wrote: »
    What do you think their webs are made from?

    Uuurrrgh seriously!! I put my hand through one the other day wen i opened my yard gate puttin my green wheelie bin out!!!
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    BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    Uuurrrgh seriously!! I put my hand through one the other day wen i opened my yard gate puttin my green wheelie bin out!!!

    You should get yourself checked out for spider STI's :o
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    SemieroticSemierotic Posts: 11,132
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    It's a myth. Spiders aren't that stupid.
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    Are people that drunk on here this early?
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    Do you mean a spider's willy will climb over your face, or do you mean a spider will climb over your face and its willy will make contact with it?

    Does this mean that spiders actually only have 7 legs and the 8th is in fact its tadger?
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    TrollHunter wrote: »
    Do you mean a spider's willy will climb over your face, or do you mean a spider will climb over your face and its willy will make contact with it?

    Does this mean that spiders actually only have 7 legs and the 8th is in fact its tadger?
    Apparently the spider will climb over ur face and its willy wil make contact with ur face
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    shaggy_xshaggy_x Posts: 3,599
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    +1 for effort. One of the better troll threads in recent months :)
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    zoundszounds Posts: 10,730
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    80sfan wrote: »
    Are people that drunk on here this early?
    What time do you consider appropriate?
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    Wee TinkersWee Tinkers Posts: 12,782
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    afcbfan wrote: »
    This should be in Pets. Or Fashion and Beauty.

    :D:D:D
    Bex_123 wrote: »
    What a spider's willy with no spider attached? :confused:

    Unfortunate. And celibate.
    jzee wrote: »
    They probably cum on your face pink, tiny little cums.

    :o:D Not sure whether to say Naawww or Urgh.
    Billy_Value wrote: »
    Yes Its True And We Also Swallow Many Of Them, But The Worse Is Waking Up With It In Your Mouth Then Wondering What It Is And Pull It Out To Reveal What It Is

    If I woke up to find something in my mouth that shouldn't be there I'd be bloody relieved to pull it out and find it was only a spider. This time.
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    Wee TinkersWee Tinkers Posts: 12,782
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    Apparently the spider will climb over ur face and its willy wil make contact with ur face

    That's silly. Think about it. Spiders have no trouble scuttling up walls. No one has ever witnessed one struggling, dragging a massive schlong, up there. You know this.
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    tealadytealady Posts: 26,266
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    It would appear that Private Eye's 'From the Message Boards' is now interactive.

    Great stuff guys !!

    Bog Brush
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    treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,655
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    I heard from a spider expert that spiders don't like body heat so the only spider that would climb over your face is a stupid one.
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    treefr0g wrote: »
    I heard from a spider expert that spiders don't like body heat so the only spider that would climb over your face is a stupid one.

    They are terrified of us.

    I keep repeating the same thing over and over again - they are totally harmless and greatly beneficial. :)

    And the spider in the mouth thing is a myth - it is on Snopes.

    It's utter bollocks. :D
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