Tesco burgers found in horse
JimothyD
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Armed commandoes from the Department for the Environment and Rural Affairs launched an airborne raid on a stables in the Norfolk area early this morning following a tip off relating to the Horsegate burger scandal that has engulfed Tesco and outraged the nation.
The operatives found a lovely horse sat off in her hay in a light slumber. Hurdle flop Nelly, 18 from Norfolk had her stomach pumped and up to and including 7 burgers were found in the contents.
The horse cut a bemused figure as she spoke to journalists of her ordeal. "Neighhhver have I been subjected to such indignant treatment." Nelly competed under the name 'Nelly the horse' during her less than stellar racing career.
The operatives found a lovely horse sat off in her hay in a light slumber. Hurdle flop Nelly, 18 from Norfolk had her stomach pumped and up to and including 7 burgers were found in the contents.
The horse cut a bemused figure as she spoke to journalists of her ordeal. "Neighhhver have I been subjected to such indignant treatment." Nelly competed under the name 'Nelly the horse' during her less than stellar racing career.
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After a couple of false starts...
Nice :cool:
The man behind the checkout says "why the long face?"
and at the first furlong its mighty meaty followed by value offal
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Oops, joke used already, sorry.
I mean, British beef in their horse burgers?