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• shakeyershammy Posts: 18,913

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  05/10/09 - 14:24 #2

  Whose idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 'S' in it?

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• 2-Pot Screamer Posts: 34,238

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  05/10/09 - 14:29 #3

  Why is there only one Monopolies Commission, and why isn't there one for Snakes and Ladders?

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  05/10/09 - 18:17 #4

  They say' its a small world'............ i still wouldn't fancy painting it!

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• System Posts: 2,096,970

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  05/10/09 - 19:55 #5

  Why paint the town red?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 36,012

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  05/10/09 - 20:00 #6

  When crossing a one-way street, look in both directions.
  In case a big blue van is coming the wrong way, :eek:

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• Babe Rainbow Posts: 34,349

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  05/10/09 - 20:13 #7

  Why is dyslexia so hard to spell ?

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• ohmygosh Posts: 9,696

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  06/10/09 - 08:02 #8

  Always keep your eye on your opponent!;)

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• shakeyershammy Posts: 18,913

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  06/10/09 - 08:12 #9

  Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

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• Babe Rainbow Posts: 34,349

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  06/10/09 - 08:21 #10

  How do you manage if you want to go to self assertiveness classes but are too shy to phone up and book ?

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• ohmygosh Posts: 9,696

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  06/10/09 - 09:03 #11

  Babe Rainbow wrote: »

  How do you manage if you want to go to self assertiveness classes but are too shy to phone up and book ?

  
  :cool:
  
  tickled me pink that one, furthermore how can u be tickled pink:eek::D

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• tanstaafl Posts: 22,196

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  06/10/09 - 19:53 #12

  Why didn't I see any canaries in the wild when I went to Tenerife?

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  06/10/09 - 19:55 #13

  Why don't hotdogs taste of dog?

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• tanstaafl Posts: 22,196

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  06/10/09 - 19:57 #14

  *** Linz *** wrote: »

  Why don't hotdogs taste of dog?

  They're hot. What more do you want? Jam on them?

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• Deb Arkle Posts: 12,584

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  06/10/09 - 20:23 #15

  Why do people talk about being 'head over heels'? My head's over my heels most of the time.

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• shakeyershammy Posts: 18,913

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  07/10/09 - 11:27 #16

  Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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