Nick was closing a deal with his new business partner Grandad Ted Page who had returned from Amsterdam where he had experienced a sex change administered by Marc. It was pleasurable compared to Toxic Tracy who accidentally cut his head open when she slipped on Marc's false wig that was hung from Audrey's bedpost when they had sweet, beautiful, hot curry from Dev's brand new oven, which was 99p from Freshcos. He put it straight up his back door, and left it so far open that Gail almost managed to sing 'Firework' but she was caught snogging Norris Cole because he paid her to tell Sunita that he was infact female thanks to castration. Since Emily got her new chainsaw, having it on Norris' bedroom door meant that she accidentally sliced Dev's goolies off (ouch!). Since then, he hobbled around wearing fake ones so nobody noticed, but sadly Sunita kicked them and they burst into flames.
Suddenly, Mary ate old Norris' favourite bubbly in the fridge and Vanessa screamed "I'LL KILL YOU NORTHERN SCUM!!!" She gave Norris a pair of earrings from Marc's and Marcia's house which came from Tesco as Freshco had been bombed by Ordreh, who had found it in the Salon's office, left by Kylie as revenge for stepping on her pet Koi Carp. She hit her with an ultimatum: "Either you go and cut off Gail's head or I'll eat Maxie!" Kylie screamed. "Fer god sehhk, I lov meh accent!" shouted Ordreh.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, Carla was slicing up Becky's contract because she couldn't figure out how much of a brain she had. So Becky left a lump of a boyfriend Clarky, who turned out to be transgender. Becky was furious, for a change, as Clarky managed to convince Becky to change her hair bright blue. As revenge, she told Roy to f*ck off, but he whacked her on the backside and licked her out. Hayley was hoovering when suddenly the ghost of her bacon sandwich made oinking noises, but Hayley was too busy having a bacon yoghurt smeared all over her naked body. Suddenly Sylvia noticed an intruder with a sawn-off shotgun. She whacked him with Roy's favourite wife, Hayley. Then Sylvia nicked the flux capacitator, then put it back up Roy's arse. He yelped like Hayley did when she ate a dog shit sandwich which had been made by Horrrp.
Meanwhile, in t'Rovers, Steve was puking down Eva's throat because she needed to have passionate love poems read by Ann Widdecombe to give to her pet rabbit in Betty's hotpot. Steve stopped puking because the police snogged him and he gave them a big slobbery BJ, while Becky joined in. Betty poured the hotpot all over the police officer's tits, and licked it until she decided to masturbate with a beer barrel. Tracy discovered that Betty was horny, so got out a school bus, so children could see her naked. They all took photos and printed them at Snappy Snaps. Snappy Snaps sued, because they didn't know Betty was infact Roy in disguise. Hayley was devastated that Roy hadn't showed her his toothbrush.
Meanwhile, in Gail's house, the bathroom had flooded because Gail's toilet was occupied by a rhino called Ordreh who had constipation from Betty's hotpot when she masturbated with it. "GAYUL! I need more nappies!" Ordreh shouted. Gail sighed and locked the door. Nick walked in and punched David in the privates because he wasn't David, instead he was pissed on Umbongo Juice. Ordreh then broke wind on Nick's face, so he kicked her Alf's gravestone. Ordreh gave him a mace and ordered for him to get a KFC. But he preferred Gail to Ordreh, and banged her husband's dead body with David repeatedly. Betty was jealous of all the necrophilia, as her ovaries were shrivelled and looked like Bruce Forsyth.
Meanwhile, the factory was stinking of eggs.
Meanwhile, at the corner shop, Dev was making some children with Sunita, even though she was a lesbian with HIV. Amber completed the threesome. Then Sunita's aunts walked in and joined in too.
Back in Underworld, it still stank.
Meanwhile, in the Rovers, Karl was setting himself alight with the help of gasoline. Stella cheered him on and chucked knives at Leanne, who was stripping off all the wallpaper. "My wallpaper!" Stella laughed, as she was stabbed by Hayley's erect penis.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, it closed down because the stench was caused by Ordreh.
Meanwhile, in Norris' Y-Fronts, hordes of mice nibbled away. Dennis noticed Norris enjoying it and stopped him pissing himself by standing on him. Rita was furious as she missed Norris punching through his Y-fronts, creating a whole in Rita's brain pie. Then, Sylvia emmigrated to Sweden Street, neighbouring the factory which was rotting away. Suddenly, Sylvia saw a duck explode, which she giggled at before sticking it up her vajayjay with plenty of herbs and spices for the Cafe to sell for £2.50 every Sunday.
Meanwhile, Eileen was on her roof eating Vajayjayed duck and screaming at people in polished Ford Transits. She lobbed her shoes at Frank and he died of Syphillis. Eileen laughed and walked onto Gail's roof, and it collapsed onto Ordreh's face.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, nothing happened.
Meanwhile, in the bistro, Nick was crying in his office, while Eva drank his tears and spat in the customers' faces. Cheryl flipped over tables because she had the trots. Nick carried a bucket of sperm for drinking later on Ordreh's orders, incase she drank it. Ordreh is allergic to Nick since his helmet fell in the toilet.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, Carla shot herself.
At the Barlow's, Ken was busy doing something. He was frustrated because he couldn't do anything, while Peter shagged Deirdre. Later, Simon found out and phoned the Daily Mail. Leanne locked him in the loft, so he could realise that being a Russell Grant look-a-like was an excellent excuse to be a little shit.
Rita was constipated. Meanwhile, Chesney was also constipated. Kylie was constipated. Schmeichel murdered Gail's hair due to constipation. Constipation was affecting Steve as well. It was cured by Schmeichel.
In Underworld, there was disease.
At the Rover, there was a big problem with missing letters. The signman was blind and dyslexic and was naked as Betty told him to masturbate on a ladder by a window whilst she filmed Steve having a curry and a feel of Stella's brand new boobs from Dev's shop, 'Tits R Us'.
Gail was in a daze because Ordreh smacked her bitch right up the backside. Gai's ego was inflated after her performance of Lady Gaga's sex tape was published on YouTube and Pornhub. Nick enjoyed watching it as he was having hot, dirty washing fights with his teddy bears. Ordreh saw his vagine and screamed "That's nice miluvveh!" as she stared at Gail's video and stroked her hairy tits. She was crushed by disappointment that Gail was still alive even though she was licking her shotgun furiously while a robber broke a nail. Eileen fell through the toilet seat into Steve's puke, which was odd.
Back in Underworld, Carla's dead body started laughing at Elton John because they looked similar.
Meanwhile, in the Kabin, Norris was eating the rats that had now burned his clothes and chewed through his strawberry chewits. Rita noticed that her wig was falling off, however she stuffed it in her knickers. Norris peered into her haunted underwear and felt a ghost bite his nose. He was furious, so decided to buy some fairy dust.
Meanwhile, Underworld burned down.
Meanwhile, in the Bistro, Cheryl was on the floor with Chris, who was later barred as he had Tourettes something chronic.
Norris dropped dead at the sight of Mary doing porn in front of her mother, who had a massive hemorrhoid. Emily saw...
Nick was closing a deal with his new business partner Grandad Ted Page who had returned from Amsterdam where he had experienced a sex change administered by Marc. It was pleasurable compared to Toxic Tracy who accidentally cut his head open when she slipped on Marc's false wig that was hung from Audrey's bedpost when they had sweet, beautiful, hot curry from Dev's brand new oven, which was 99p from Freshcos. He put it straight up his back door, and left it so far open that Gail almost managed to sing 'Firework' but she was caught snogging Norris Cole because he paid her to tell Sunita that he was infact female thanks to castration. Since Emily got her new chainsaw, having it on Norris' bedroom door meant that she accidentally sliced Dev's goolies off (ouch!). Since then, he hobbled around wearing fake ones so nobody noticed, but sadly Sunita kicked them and they burst into flames.
Suddenly, Mary ate old Norris' favourite bubbly in the fridge and Vanessa screamed "I'LL KILL YOU NORTHERN SCUM!!!" She gave Norris a pair of earrings from Marc's and Marcia's house which came from Tesco as Freshco had been bombed by Ordreh, who had found it in the Salon's office, left by Kylie as revenge for stepping on her pet Koi Carp. She hit her with an ultimatum: "Either you go and cut off Gail's head or I'll eat Maxie!" Kylie screamed. "Fer god sehhk, I lov meh accent!" shouted Ordreh.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, Carla was slicing up Becky's contract because she couldn't figure out how much of a brain she had. So Becky left a lump of a boyfriend Clarky, who turned out to be transgender. Becky was furious, for a change, as Clarky managed to convince Becky to change her hair bright blue. As revenge, she told Roy to f*ck off, but he whacked her on the backside and licked her out. Hayley was hoovering when suddenly the ghost of her bacon sandwich made oinking noises, but Hayley was too busy having a bacon yoghurt smeared all over her naked body. Suddenly Sylvia noticed an intruder with a sawn-off shotgun. She whacked him with Roy's favourite wife, Hayley. Then Sylvia nicked the flux capacitor, and then put it back up Roy's arse. He yelped like Hayley did when she ate a dog shit sandwich which had been made by Horrrp.
Meanwhile, in t'Rovers, Steve was puking down Eva's throat because she needed to have passionate love poems read by Ann Widdecombe to give to her pet rabbit in Betty's hotpot. Steve stopped puking because the police snogged him and he gave them a big slobbery BJ, while Becky joined in. Betty poured the hotpot all over the police officer's tits, and licked it until she decided to masturbate with a beer barrel. Tracy discovered that Betty was horny, so got out a school bus, so children could see her naked. They all took photos and printed them at Snappy Snaps. Snappy Snaps sued, because they didn't know Betty was infact Roy in disguise. Hayley was devastated that Roy hadn't showed her his toothbrush.
Meanwhile, in Gail's house, the bathroom had flooded because Gail's toilet was occupied by a rhino called Ordreh who had constipation from Betty's hotpot when she masturbated with it. "GAYUL! A need mohr nappehs!" Ordreh shouted. Gail sighed and locked the door. Nick walked in and punched David in the privates because he wasn't David; instead he was pissed on Umbongo Juice. Ordreh then broke wind on Nick's face, so he kicked her Alf's gravestone. Ordreh gave him a mace and ordered for him to get a KFC. But he preferred Gail to Ordreh, and banged her husband's dead body with David repeatedly. Betty was jealous of all the necrophilia, as her ovaries were shrivelled and looked like Bruce Forsyth.
Meanwhile, the factory was stinking of eggs.
Meanwhile, at the corner shop, Dev was making some children with Sunita, even though she was a lesbian with HIV. Amber completed the threesome. Then Sunita's aunts walked in and joined in too.
Back in Underworld, it still stank.
Meanwhile, in the Rovers, Karl was setting himself alight with the help of gasoline. Stella cheered him on and chucked knives at Leanne, who was stripping off all the wallpaper. "My wallpaper!" Stella laughed, as she was stabbed by Hayley's erect penis.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, it closed down because the stench was caused by Ordreh.
Meanwhile, in Norris' Y-Fronts, hordes of mice nibbled away. Dennis noticed Norris enjoying it and stopped him pissing himself by standing on him. Rita was furious as she missed Norris punching through his Y-fronts, creating a hole in Rita's brain pie. Then, Sylvia emigrated to Sweden Street, neighbouring the factory which was rotting away. Suddenly, Sylvia saw a duck explode, which she giggled at before sticking it up her vajayjay with plenty of herbs and spices for the Cafe to sell for £2.50 every Sunday. Eileen was on her roof eating Vajayjayed duck and screaming at people in polished Ford Transits. She lobbed her shoes at Frank and he died of Syphilis. Eileen laughed and walked onto Gail's roof, and it collapsed onto Ordreh's face.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, nothing happened.
Meanwhile, in the bistro, Nick was crying in his office, while Eva drank his tears and spat in the customers' faces. Cheryl flipped over tables because she had the trots. Nick carried a bucket of sperm for drinking later on Ordreh's orders, in case she drank it. Ordreh is allergic to Nick since his helmet fell in the toilet.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, Carla shot herself.
At the Barlow's, Ken was busy doing something. He was frustrated because he couldn't do anything, while Peter shagged Deirdre. Later, Simon found out and phoned the Daily Mail. Leanne locked him in the loft, so he could realise that being a Russell Grant look-a-like was an excellent excuse to be a little shit.
Rita was constipated. Meanwhile, Chesney was also constipated. Kylie was constipated. Schmeichel murdered Gail's hair due to constipation. Constipation was affecting Steve as well. It was cured by Schmeichel.
In Underworld, there was disease.
At the Rover, there was a big problem with missing letters. The signman was blind and dyslexic and was naked as Betty told him to masturbate on a ladder by a window whilst she filmed Steve having a curry and a feel of Stella's brand new boobs from Dev's shop, 'Tits R Us'.
Gail was in a daze because Ordreh smacked her bitch right up the backside. Gail's ego was inflated after her performance of Lady Gaga's sex tape was published on YouTube and Pornhub. Nick enjoyed watching it as he was having hot, dirty washing fights with his teddy bears. Ordreh saw his vagina and screamed "That's nice miluvveh!" as she stared at Gail's video and stroked her hairy tits. She was crushed by disappointment that Gail was still alive even though she was licking her shotgun furiously while a robber broke a nail. Eileen fell through the toilet seat into Steve's puke, which was odd.
Back in Underworld, Carla's dead body started laughing at Elton John because they looked similar.
Meanwhile, in the Kabin, Norris was eating the rats that had now burned his clothes and chewed through his strawberry chewits. Rita noticed that her wig was falling off; however she stuffed it in her knickers. Norris peered into her haunted underwear and felt a ghost bite his nose. He was furious, so decided to buy some fairy dust.
Meanwhile, Underworld burned down.
Meanwhile, in the Bistro, Cheryl was on the floor with Chris, who was later barred as he had Tourette’s something chronic.
Norris dropped dead at the sight of Mary doing porn in front of her mother, who had a massive haemorrhoid. Emily saw a pervert lick a big lolly shaped like Rita Sullivan, and hit him around the head with a dildo. Emily had a heart-shaped thong, which was glow in the dark. Norris thought it was sexy and bought a pair of ripe bananas to stuff in banana skins for his absolute favourite game 'pass the foreskin', which...
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hemorrhoid. Emily saw
Suddenly, Mary ate old Norris' favourite bubbly in the fridge and Vanessa screamed "I'LL KILL YOU NORTHERN SCUM!!!" She gave Norris a pair of earrings from Marc's and Marcia's house which came from Tesco as Freshco had been bombed by Ordreh, who had found it in the Salon's office, left by Kylie as revenge for stepping on her pet Koi Carp. She hit her with an ultimatum: "Either you go and cut off Gail's head or I'll eat Maxie!" Kylie screamed. "Fer god sehhk, I lov meh accent!" shouted Ordreh.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, Carla was slicing up Becky's contract because she couldn't figure out how much of a brain she had. So Becky left a lump of a boyfriend Clarky, who turned out to be transgender. Becky was furious, for a change, as Clarky managed to convince Becky to change her hair bright blue. As revenge, she told Roy to f*ck off, but he whacked her on the backside and licked her out. Hayley was hoovering when suddenly the ghost of her bacon sandwich made oinking noises, but Hayley was too busy having a bacon yoghurt smeared all over her naked body. Suddenly Sylvia noticed an intruder with a sawn-off shotgun. She whacked him with Roy's favourite wife, Hayley. Then Sylvia nicked the flux capacitator, then put it back up Roy's arse. He yelped like Hayley did when she ate a dog shit sandwich which had been made by Horrrp.
Meanwhile, in t'Rovers, Steve was puking down Eva's throat because she needed to have passionate love poems read by Ann Widdecombe to give to her pet rabbit in Betty's hotpot. Steve stopped puking because the police snogged him and he gave them a big slobbery BJ, while Becky joined in. Betty poured the hotpot all over the police officer's tits, and licked it until she decided to masturbate with a beer barrel. Tracy discovered that Betty was horny, so got out a school bus, so children could see her naked. They all took photos and printed them at Snappy Snaps. Snappy Snaps sued, because they didn't know Betty was infact Roy in disguise. Hayley was devastated that Roy hadn't showed her his toothbrush.
Meanwhile, in Gail's house, the bathroom had flooded because Gail's toilet was occupied by a rhino called Ordreh who had constipation from Betty's hotpot when she masturbated with it. "GAYUL! I need more nappies!" Ordreh shouted. Gail sighed and locked the door. Nick walked in and punched David in the privates because he wasn't David, instead he was pissed on Umbongo Juice. Ordreh then broke wind on Nick's face, so he kicked her Alf's gravestone. Ordreh gave him a mace and ordered for him to get a KFC. But he preferred Gail to Ordreh, and banged her husband's dead body with David repeatedly. Betty was jealous of all the necrophilia, as her ovaries were shrivelled and looked like Bruce Forsyth.
Meanwhile, the factory was stinking of eggs.
Meanwhile, at the corner shop, Dev was making some children with Sunita, even though she was a lesbian with HIV. Amber completed the threesome. Then Sunita's aunts walked in and joined in too.
Back in Underworld, it still stank.
Meanwhile, in the Rovers, Karl was setting himself alight with the help of gasoline. Stella cheered him on and chucked knives at Leanne, who was stripping off all the wallpaper. "My wallpaper!" Stella laughed, as she was stabbed by Hayley's erect penis.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, it closed down because the stench was caused by Ordreh.
Meanwhile, in Norris' Y-Fronts, hordes of mice nibbled away. Dennis noticed Norris enjoying it and stopped him pissing himself by standing on him. Rita was furious as she missed Norris punching through his Y-fronts, creating a whole in Rita's brain pie. Then, Sylvia emmigrated to Sweden Street, neighbouring the factory which was rotting away. Suddenly, Sylvia saw a duck explode, which she giggled at before sticking it up her vajayjay with plenty of herbs and spices for the Cafe to sell for £2.50 every Sunday.
Meanwhile, Eileen was on her roof eating Vajayjayed duck and screaming at people in polished Ford Transits. She lobbed her shoes at Frank and he died of Syphillis. Eileen laughed and walked onto Gail's roof, and it collapsed onto Ordreh's face.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, nothing happened.
Meanwhile, in the bistro, Nick was crying in his office, while Eva drank his tears and spat in the customers' faces. Cheryl flipped over tables because she had the trots. Nick carried a bucket of sperm for drinking later on Ordreh's orders, incase she drank it. Ordreh is allergic to Nick since his helmet fell in the toilet.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, Carla shot herself.
At the Barlow's, Ken was busy doing something. He was frustrated because he couldn't do anything, while Peter shagged Deirdre. Later, Simon found out and phoned the Daily Mail. Leanne locked him in the loft, so he could realise that being a Russell Grant look-a-like was an excellent excuse to be a little shit.
Rita was constipated. Meanwhile, Chesney was also constipated. Kylie was constipated. Schmeichel murdered Gail's hair due to constipation. Constipation was affecting Steve as well. It was cured by Schmeichel.
In Underworld, there was disease.
At the Rover, there was a big problem with missing letters. The signman was blind and dyslexic and was naked as Betty told him to masturbate on a ladder by a window whilst she filmed Steve having a curry and a feel of Stella's brand new boobs from Dev's shop, 'Tits R Us'.
Gail was in a daze because Ordreh smacked her bitch right up the backside. Gai's ego was inflated after her performance of Lady Gaga's sex tape was published on YouTube and Pornhub. Nick enjoyed watching it as he was having hot, dirty washing fights with his teddy bears. Ordreh saw his vagine and screamed "That's nice miluvveh!" as she stared at Gail's video and stroked her hairy tits. She was crushed by disappointment that Gail was still alive even though she was licking her shotgun furiously while a robber broke a nail. Eileen fell through the toilet seat into Steve's puke, which was odd.
Back in Underworld, Carla's dead body started laughing at Elton John because they looked similar.
Meanwhile, in the Kabin, Norris was eating the rats that had now burned his clothes and chewed through his strawberry chewits. Rita noticed that her wig was falling off, however she stuffed it in her knickers. Norris peered into her haunted underwear and felt a ghost bite his nose. He was furious, so decided to buy some fairy dust.
Meanwhile, Underworld burned down.
Meanwhile, in the Bistro, Cheryl was on the floor with Chris, who was later barred as he had Tourettes something chronic.
Norris dropped dead at the sight of Mary doing porn in front of her mother, who had a massive hemorrhoid. Emily saw...
a pervert lick
A big lolly
shaped like a
Rita Sullivan, and
hit him around
The head with
a dildo. Emily
had a heart
-shaped thong, which
was glow in-the-dark
Norris thought it
was sexy and
bought a pair
of ripe bananas
to stuff in
banana skins for
his absolute favourite
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the foreskin, which
Suddenly, Mary ate old Norris' favourite bubbly in the fridge and Vanessa screamed "I'LL KILL YOU NORTHERN SCUM!!!" She gave Norris a pair of earrings from Marc's and Marcia's house which came from Tesco as Freshco had been bombed by Ordreh, who had found it in the Salon's office, left by Kylie as revenge for stepping on her pet Koi Carp. She hit her with an ultimatum: "Either you go and cut off Gail's head or I'll eat Maxie!" Kylie screamed. "Fer god sehhk, I lov meh accent!" shouted Ordreh.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, Carla was slicing up Becky's contract because she couldn't figure out how much of a brain she had. So Becky left a lump of a boyfriend Clarky, who turned out to be transgender. Becky was furious, for a change, as Clarky managed to convince Becky to change her hair bright blue. As revenge, she told Roy to f*ck off, but he whacked her on the backside and licked her out. Hayley was hoovering when suddenly the ghost of her bacon sandwich made oinking noises, but Hayley was too busy having a bacon yoghurt smeared all over her naked body. Suddenly Sylvia noticed an intruder with a sawn-off shotgun. She whacked him with Roy's favourite wife, Hayley. Then Sylvia nicked the flux capacitor, and then put it back up Roy's arse. He yelped like Hayley did when she ate a dog shit sandwich which had been made by Horrrp.
Meanwhile, in t'Rovers, Steve was puking down Eva's throat because she needed to have passionate love poems read by Ann Widdecombe to give to her pet rabbit in Betty's hotpot. Steve stopped puking because the police snogged him and he gave them a big slobbery BJ, while Becky joined in. Betty poured the hotpot all over the police officer's tits, and licked it until she decided to masturbate with a beer barrel. Tracy discovered that Betty was horny, so got out a school bus, so children could see her naked. They all took photos and printed them at Snappy Snaps. Snappy Snaps sued, because they didn't know Betty was infact Roy in disguise. Hayley was devastated that Roy hadn't showed her his toothbrush.
Meanwhile, in Gail's house, the bathroom had flooded because Gail's toilet was occupied by a rhino called Ordreh who had constipation from Betty's hotpot when she masturbated with it. "GAYUL! A need mohr nappehs!" Ordreh shouted. Gail sighed and locked the door. Nick walked in and punched David in the privates because he wasn't David; instead he was pissed on Umbongo Juice. Ordreh then broke wind on Nick's face, so he kicked her Alf's gravestone. Ordreh gave him a mace and ordered for him to get a KFC. But he preferred Gail to Ordreh, and banged her husband's dead body with David repeatedly. Betty was jealous of all the necrophilia, as her ovaries were shrivelled and looked like Bruce Forsyth.
Meanwhile, the factory was stinking of eggs.
Meanwhile, at the corner shop, Dev was making some children with Sunita, even though she was a lesbian with HIV. Amber completed the threesome. Then Sunita's aunts walked in and joined in too.
Back in Underworld, it still stank.
Meanwhile, in the Rovers, Karl was setting himself alight with the help of gasoline. Stella cheered him on and chucked knives at Leanne, who was stripping off all the wallpaper. "My wallpaper!" Stella laughed, as she was stabbed by Hayley's erect penis.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, it closed down because the stench was caused by Ordreh.
Meanwhile, in Norris' Y-Fronts, hordes of mice nibbled away. Dennis noticed Norris enjoying it and stopped him pissing himself by standing on him. Rita was furious as she missed Norris punching through his Y-fronts, creating a hole in Rita's brain pie. Then, Sylvia emigrated to Sweden Street, neighbouring the factory which was rotting away. Suddenly, Sylvia saw a duck explode, which she giggled at before sticking it up her vajayjay with plenty of herbs and spices for the Cafe to sell for £2.50 every Sunday. Eileen was on her roof eating Vajayjayed duck and screaming at people in polished Ford Transits. She lobbed her shoes at Frank and he died of Syphilis. Eileen laughed and walked onto Gail's roof, and it collapsed onto Ordreh's face.
Meanwhile, at Underworld, nothing happened.
Meanwhile, in the bistro, Nick was crying in his office, while Eva drank his tears and spat in the customers' faces. Cheryl flipped over tables because she had the trots. Nick carried a bucket of sperm for drinking later on Ordreh's orders, in case she drank it. Ordreh is allergic to Nick since his helmet fell in the toilet.
Meanwhile, in Underworld, Carla shot herself.
At the Barlow's, Ken was busy doing something. He was frustrated because he couldn't do anything, while Peter shagged Deirdre. Later, Simon found out and phoned the Daily Mail. Leanne locked him in the loft, so he could realise that being a Russell Grant look-a-like was an excellent excuse to be a little shit.
Rita was constipated. Meanwhile, Chesney was also constipated. Kylie was constipated. Schmeichel murdered Gail's hair due to constipation. Constipation was affecting Steve as well. It was cured by Schmeichel.
In Underworld, there was disease.
At the Rover, there was a big problem with missing letters. The signman was blind and dyslexic and was naked as Betty told him to masturbate on a ladder by a window whilst she filmed Steve having a curry and a feel of Stella's brand new boobs from Dev's shop, 'Tits R Us'.
Gail was in a daze because Ordreh smacked her bitch right up the backside. Gail's ego was inflated after her performance of Lady Gaga's sex tape was published on YouTube and Pornhub. Nick enjoyed watching it as he was having hot, dirty washing fights with his teddy bears. Ordreh saw his vagina and screamed "That's nice miluvveh!" as she stared at Gail's video and stroked her hairy tits. She was crushed by disappointment that Gail was still alive even though she was licking her shotgun furiously while a robber broke a nail. Eileen fell through the toilet seat into Steve's puke, which was odd.
Back in Underworld, Carla's dead body started laughing at Elton John because they looked similar.
Meanwhile, in the Kabin, Norris was eating the rats that had now burned his clothes and chewed through his strawberry chewits. Rita noticed that her wig was falling off; however she stuffed it in her knickers. Norris peered into her haunted underwear and felt a ghost bite his nose. He was furious, so decided to buy some fairy dust.
Meanwhile, Underworld burned down.
Meanwhile, in the Bistro, Cheryl was on the floor with Chris, who was later barred as he had Tourette’s something chronic.
Norris dropped dead at the sight of Mary doing porn in front of her mother, who had a massive haemorrhoid. Emily saw a pervert lick a big lolly shaped like Rita Sullivan, and hit him around the head with a dildo. Emily had a heart-shaped thong, which was glow in the dark. Norris thought it was sexy and bought a pair of ripe bananas to stuff in banana skins for his absolute favourite game 'pass the foreskin', which...
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slutty. Rita liked
his slutty attitude