Notice that Judge Rinder is adding viewers at a very good rate in fact performing much better in 'loves his kids 'old slot ( if you'll pardon the expression )than anything they've had at that time for yonks 😄
Perchance the former DOTY hanging up his overalls a bit faster than he anticipated 😢
Has sixty second leg sorry makeover reached an early climax ???
Possibly more wringing of hands and a my SUFF sorry LIFE episode on the way or another album ...awesome mate 😳
Notice that Judge Rinder is adding viewers at a very good rate in fact performing much better in 'loves his kids 'old slot ( if you'll pardon the expression )than anything they've had at that time for yonks 😄
Perchance the former DOTY hanging up his overalls a bit faster than he anticipated 😢
Has sixty second leg sorry makeover reached an early climax ???
Possibly more wringing of hands and a my SUFF sorry LIFE episode on the way or another album ...awesome mate 😳
Did he only release 1 song from that "its going to be the best I've ever done, rock, pop, soul, big band" album? Surely as he rated it so highly you would think there would be another song released.
Maybe he is waiting for the next one - must be opera or an instrumental - he has covered everything else!
Did he only release 1 song from that "its going to be the best I've ever done, rock, pop, soul, big band" album? Surely as he rated it so highly you would think there would be another song released.
Maybe he is waiting for the next one - must be opera or an instrumental - he has covered everything else!
Gospel, in preparation for his Cheesus movie role.
Speaking of, the pre-production must be very involved as no sign of Cheesus: My Early Suffering on the horizon yet. Must check THR and Variety to see if any news...
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
Well, in that case, seeing as my multi-squillion pound blockbuster about the life of the lovely ex Mrs Andre, starring Danny DeVito and a potato on a stick seems to have hit the skids, I hereby volunteer to write, direct and cast Cheesus the Movie by myself.
I wonder why Iceland chose Tangoman to follow showbiz legends Kezza Katona and Coleen Nolan as the International Ambassador for prawn balls?
I didn't realise Iceland sold Botox or Ronseal.
Maybe Tangoman will just be in charge of the cheese department.
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
Well he does sort of shadow the Katona - so it's a perfect gig for him.
I'm just really f**king annoyed because I like I'm a Celebrity (they sponsor it so he will know doubt feature) and I don't want to see his creepy face all over my Christmasness.
I must admit I do like the way he skillfully praised Iceland while not going as far as to say he'd ever actually shop there
Well he does sort of shadow the Katona - so it's a perfect gig for him.
I'm just really f**king annoyed because I like I'm a Celebrity (they sponsor it so he will know doubt feature) and I don't want to see his creepy face all over my Christmasness.
I must admit I do like the way he skillfully praised Iceland while not going as far as to say he'd ever actually shop there
Cheesy, an unnatural colour, frozen solid and pumped full of preservatives?
Tangoman sounds like the ideal candidate.
Won't Iceland have to change their tagline to "Dads go to Iceland" in the exDOTY's honour?
Well he does sort of shadow the Katona - so it's a perfect gig for him.
I'm just really f**king annoyed because I like I'm a Celebrity (they sponsor it so he will know doubt feature) and I don't want to see his creepy face all over my Christmasness.
I must admit I do like the way he skillfully praised Iceland while not going as far as to say he'd ever actually shop there
Still, as long as he get a couple more million for being a hypocrite, who cares. Can you imagine what his fans would have said had Kp got the gig?
Can you imagine the ad? "Because I love my kids and would die for them, I am happy to be the face of Iceland. I won't feed them that stuff, though, cos Gloria does the cooking for me. Have a prawn ring, mate!"
Also...am I the only one who found it completely hilarious that the only way he managed to get a gig at V fest was with his coffee van and not with his actual day job...love it!
Strength to Strength, Pedah.
As in, you have a stronghold on the Zlist and won't be going up any time soon!
Still, as long as he get a couple more million for being a hypocrite, who cares. Can you imagine what his fans would have said had Kp got the gig?
Can you imagine the ad? "Because I love my kids and would die for them, I am happy to be the face of Iceland. I won't feed them that stuff, though, cos Gloria does the cooking for me. Have a prawn ring, mate!"
Also...am I the only one who found it completely hilarious that the only way he managed to get a gig at V fest was with his coffee van and not with his actual day job...love it!
Strength to Strength, Pedah.
As in, you have a stronghold on the Zlist and won't be going up any time soon!
Maybe the abject failure of "my bestest album evah" has finally convinced him to stick to his strengths, and hot beverage salesman was the closest he could get.
Maybe the abject failure of "my bestest album evah" has finally convinced him to stick to his strengths, and hot beverage salesman was the closest he could get.
I'm not sure he was even there - you don't want to put people off, do you?
Bleuuuurgghh indeed, but if you can hold on to your evening meals for long enough, check out that pic and put your hand over the right hand side of his face. Check out that absolutely insanely mental looking eye !!
I'm just really f**king annoyed because I like I'm a Celebrity (they sponsor it so he will know doubt feature) and I don't want to see his creepy face all over my Christmasness.
I'm going to have to do what I did when Katona's gurning mug was all over the adverts, switch channels for three minutes or mute it and put the kettle on. I doubt I could bear looking at his horribly insincere cheesy face promoting a range that in my opinion he would never dream of eating.
No.... sadly no news on Cheesus the Movie but as a consolation prize, I bring you other news of great joy: The Face of Fakebake will be appearing shortly on your (small) screens as The Face of Iceland!
Apparently, our hero has been filming for Surprise Surprise......
Can you imagine? Some poor old dear gets shuffled on, hoping to be reunited with her long lost Son; instead, she gets greeted by Cheesus 'singing' some big band number.
The Man just goes from strength to strength - such a talent - and now - the face of Iceland.
I reckon if he plays his cards right, he could be the face of Cash Converters next year.
Apparently, our hero has been filming for Surprise Surprise......
Can you imagine? Some poor old dear gets shuffled on, hoping to be reunited with her long lost Son; instead, she gets greeted by Cheesus 'singing' some big band number.
The Man just goes from strength to strength - such a talent - and now - the face of Iceland.
I reckon if he plays his cards right, he could be the face of Cash Converters next year.
:D:D It really makes me laugh when people say he has talent!
Apparently, our hero has been filming for Surprise Surprise......
Can you imagine? Some poor old dear gets shuffled on, hoping to be reunited with her long lost Son; instead, she gets greeted by Cheesus 'singing' some big band number.
The Man just goes from strength to strength - such a talent - and now - the face of Iceland.
I reckon if he plays his cards right, he could be the face of Cash Converters next year.
You could be just like me and convert your kids into cash. You CAN do it easily, OK! Each one of your kids could be the (meal)ticket to fame and fortune! *
You could be just like me and convert your kids into cash. You CAN do it easily, OK! Each one of your kids could be the (meal)ticket to fame and fortune! *
Apparently, our hero has been filming for Surprise Surprise......
Can you imagine? Some poor old dear gets shuffled on, hoping to be reunited with her long lost Son; instead, she gets greeted by Cheesus 'singing' some big band number.
The Man just goes from strength to strength - such a talent - and now - the face of Iceland.
I reckon if he plays his cards right, he could be the face of Cash Converters next year.
Maybe he will be dispatched to Oz to bring said long lost relatives back with him
Hopefully on a one way ticket ....... 😳
Mind you in the networks endless search to revitalise the schedule I'm surprised nobody has thought of PETES CHRISTMAS PRESENTS !!!!!!
Now THATS what would be tv hell !!
You could be just like me and convert your kids into cash. You CAN do it easily, OK! Each one of your kids could be the (meal)ticket to fame and fortune! *
Believe the African holiday snaps are in this weeks edition
Can he go any lower ???
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Perchance the former DOTY hanging up his overalls a bit faster than he anticipated 😢
Has sixty second leg sorry makeover reached an early climax ???
Possibly more wringing of hands and a my SUFF sorry LIFE episode on the way or another album ...awesome mate 😳
Did he only release 1 song from that "its going to be the best I've ever done, rock, pop, soul, big band" album? Surely as he rated it so highly you would think there would be another song released.
Maybe he is waiting for the next one - must be opera or an instrumental - he has covered everything else!
Gospel, in preparation for his Cheesus movie role.
Speaking of, the pre-production must be very involved as no sign of Cheesus: My Early Suffering on the horizon yet. Must check THR and Variety to see if any news...
http://www.bestdaily.co.uk/showbiz/news/a591567/peter-andre-announced-as-the-new-face-of-supermarket-iceland.html
Well that's it. You know your 'career' has hit the skids when you're forced to promote prawn rings for Iceland in order to earn a buck.
My first thought was Iceland (the country) had followed Malta and adopted him:kitty: Strength to Strength.....
Well, in that case, seeing as my multi-squillion pound blockbuster about the life of the lovely ex Mrs Andre, starring Danny DeVito and a potato on a stick seems to have hit the skids, I hereby volunteer to write, direct and cast Cheesus the Movie by myself.
I wonder why Iceland chose Tangoman to follow showbiz legends Kezza Katona and Coleen Nolan as the International Ambassador for prawn balls?
I didn't realise Iceland sold Botox or Ronseal.
Maybe Tangoman will just be in charge of the cheese department.
Eek!
But remember see KK's Iceland adverts, they so cheesy, so perfect for PA! But it was family adverts, hope they don't featured PA's kids?
Well he does sort of shadow the Katona - so it's a perfect gig for him.
I'm just really f**king annoyed because I like I'm a Celebrity (they sponsor it so he will know doubt feature) and I don't want to see his creepy face all over my Christmasness.
I must admit I do like the way he skillfully praised Iceland while not going as far as to say he'd ever actually shop there
Cheesy, an unnatural colour, frozen solid and pumped full of preservatives?
Tangoman sounds like the ideal candidate.
Won't Iceland have to change their tagline to "Dads go to Iceland" in the exDOTY's honour?
Still, as long as he get a couple more million for being a hypocrite, who cares. Can you imagine what his fans would have said had Kp got the gig?
Can you imagine the ad? "Because I love my kids and would die for them, I am happy to be the face of Iceland. I won't feed them that stuff, though, cos Gloria does the cooking for me. Have a prawn ring, mate!"
Also...am I the only one who found it completely hilarious that the only way he managed to get a gig at V fest was with his coffee van and not with his actual day job...love it!
Strength to Strength, Pedah.
As in, you have a stronghold on the Zlist and won't be going up any time soon!
Maybe the abject failure of "my bestest album evah" has finally convinced him to stick to his strengths, and hot beverage salesman was the closest he could get.
I'm not sure he was even there - you don't want to put people off, do you?
That's a good point.
I mean, who would want to put something in their mouth after it had been near this?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/02/article-2069149-0EFF6E7E00000578-349_468x556.jpg
Bleuuuuurgh
Perhaps they offer a free alka seltzer for afterwards.:o
Bleuuuurgghh indeed, but if you can hold on to your evening meals for long enough, check out that pic and put your hand over the right hand side of his face. Check out that absolutely insanely mental looking eye !!
I'm going to have to do what I did when Katona's gurning mug was all over the adverts, switch channels for three minutes or mute it and put the kettle on. I doubt I could bear looking at his horribly insincere cheesy face promoting a range that in my opinion he would never dream of eating.
If they don't make it soon the only part he will be able to play is Methuselah.
Can you imagine? Some poor old dear gets shuffled on, hoping to be reunited with her long lost Son; instead, she gets greeted by Cheesus 'singing' some big band number.
The Man just goes from strength to strength - such a talent - and now - the face of Iceland.
I reckon if he plays his cards right, he could be the face of Cash Converters next year.
Naughty:D:D:p
Never mind
I'm sure I won't be the only one taking my Christmas custom elsewhere this year
Shareholders and bosses take note !!
Maybe he will be dispatched to Oz to bring said long lost relatives back with him
Hopefully on a one way ticket ....... 😳
Mind you in the networks endless search to revitalise the schedule I'm surprised nobody has thought of PETES CHRISTMAS PRESENTS !!!!!!
Now THATS what would be tv hell !!
Believe the African holiday snaps are in this weeks edition
Can he go any lower ???