LOL "The gang have been reportedly studying photos of Katie in Ibiza..." So just to double check, they are looking out for a women in a dodgy gold suit with her boobies hanging out.
Didn't the NOTW do a similar story about how their undercover reporters had foiled a kidnap plot of the Beckhams - only that turned out to be a load of rubbish as well.
LOL "The gang have been reportedly studying photos of Katie in Ibiza..." So just to double check, they are looking out for a women in a dodgy gold suit with her boobies hanging out.
As I said on the other site, no self respecting Russian gangster would want to go anywhere near her ... but I'll chip in a quid or two if it keeps the duckbilled platypus out the newspapers
Good God! The woman is unbelievable.
Firstly (according to the 'source') we're supposed to feel sympathy for her that her partying has placed her at risk of kidnapping, and then (get this) we're supposed to believe that the Russian mobsters have someone in mind that will actually pay a ransom for her!
Who's that gonna be then?
Cos it won't be Pete, it won't be Alex, and it won't be me...
...any takers?
A scary story and probably true too as celebs do get threats......just conveniently leaked to the press this time to try and get sympathy.....which she feels she is missing out on at the moment!
LOL "The gang have been reportedly studying photos of Katie in Ibiza..." So just to double check, they are looking out for a women in a dodgy gold suit with her boobies hanging out.
Don't forget the horrendous camel toe she had in that dreadful suit - maybe that's what enticed them to want to kidnap her?:D
this has to be the most obviously desperate attempt for todays headline i have ever seen. She is now officially lower than a snakes belly.... as if anyone would want to snatch her, they only have to buy her a drink and she will bring herself off for a bacardi breezer...... go dig a hole woman and jump in it, i will gladly fill it in.
I do think it very strange that this happens just when Pete does his first show back on ITV2. Is she just trying to steal even more headlines!
Who would want to actually pay a ransom for her anyway other than her family of course! Perhaps we should tell them to keep her. She would probably have a field day with them anyway. Shes so man hungry isn't she?
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LOL "The gang have been reportedly studying photos of Katie in Ibiza..." So just to double check, they are looking out for a women in a dodgy gold suit with her boobies hanging out.
This is hilarious ~ as if anyone would pay to get her back.
chastity belt maybe:p:p
She wouldn't know the meaning of the word!
Yeh the downside is, they foiled the bloody plot! :mad:
ETA: ****, several hundred other posters got there before me
Nice try.
Unless they're ladyboys they have nothing to be scared of, reputedly! :eek:
As I said on the other site, no self respecting Russian gangster would want to go anywhere near her ... but I'll chip in a quid or two if it keeps the duckbilled platypus out the newspapers
Firstly (according to the 'source') we're supposed to feel sympathy for her that her partying has placed her at risk of kidnapping, and then (get this) we're supposed to believe that the Russian mobsters have someone in mind that will actually pay a ransom for her!
Who's that gonna be then?
Cos it won't be Pete, it won't be Alex, and it won't be me...
...any takers?
My question is - Who'd ask for her back?!
It turns my stomach
Plenty would probably pay in order for them to keep her
I'd hazard a guess at Katie Price's management...probably the same people who have made up the whole story. But i'm cynical....
Who would want to actually pay a ransom for her anyway other than her family of course! Perhaps we should tell them to keep her. She would probably have a field day with them anyway. Shes so man hungry isn't she?