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TheEricPollard wrote: » maybe.
HarryValley wrote: » Did you do a fronds video or did I dream it?
Clunk wrote: » Give me the prize money from the cat video and she is yours.. sod it, just give me the cat !!! (If anyone does pussy jokes now I am going home.... I am home, oh well, knock yourselves out !!!!!!!!!! )
TheEricPollard wrote: » not a real cat and I spent the money (well, it was vouchers, gave most of them to my mam!) and don't like her that much anyway. :eek:
TheEricPollard wrote: » I like it.
HarryValley wrote: » Dolly Parton?
TheEricPollard wrote: » you don't need a radiator when you're Dolly Parton.
TheEricPollard wrote: » boobies scare me. :eek:
Pliny the Elder wrote: » Bit of a disadvantage for a lesbian?
Ivor_hardon wrote: » I thought she was a he
Pliny the Elder wrote: » Now I'm confused.
HarryValley wrote: » She's not keen on fannies either!
TheEricPollard wrote: » well I am a virgin. :eek:
TheEricPollard wrote: » I like fanny, but not cockle so much, and am a bisexy, and a virgin, and a she. Okay? :eek:
HarryValley wrote: » Okay.....I think
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Give me the prize money from the cat video and she is yours.. sod it, just give me the cat !!!
(If anyone does pussy jokes now I am going home.... I am home, oh well, knock yourselves out !!!!!!!!!! )
I have those dreams too.
not a real cat and I spent the money (well, it was vouchers, gave most of them to my mam!) and don't like her that much anyway. :eek:
Ms Perkins, get yo'self back on that radiator hunni !!! The deal is off !!
(No idea why I suddenly sound like a Southern Belle - just played a Dolly Parton track, that must be it !!!!)
Why I have not been so filled with pleasure since my first dance with Beau Devereaux at the Strawberry Field Cotillion
(I have no idea what the hell I just said !!! I also have no idea where Sue Perkins has gone... or my radiator !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
boobies scare me. :eek:
You don't need airbags !
Bit of a disadvantage for a lesbian?
Now I'm confused.
Me too, but it doesn't take much.
well I am a virgin. :eek:
EricPollard is a woman ?
(I gotta stop drinking !)
Virgin on the ridiculous...
I like fanny, but not cockle so much, and am a bisexy, and a virgin, and a she. Okay? :eek:
It's the Emmerdale username that throws people.:o
Which part are you unsure about? :eek: