I was going to say those lottery quiz things. Just draw the numbers. The only one I liked was the one with the 'Wonderwall' hosted by Phillip Schofield. Think it was called 'Winning Lines'. I agree 15-1 was the best!
Anything like TOWIE, or programmes with Peter Andre et al could be pared down to nothing.
Loose Women would be good if they just showed the intro, then skipped to the end credits.
And anything with Katie Price in it would be better being cut altogether.
But progs like Police Interceptors could be cut down to 10 minutes if they cut out the ads and the "coming up in part 2, and then coming up in part 3" bits
Blockbusters - Contestant: "Can I have a P please?" (Audience laughs.) THE END.
Bullseye - Just pick the "best looking" couple and get them to throw darts at the prize board.
Come Dine With Me - "Let's all go to MaccyD's Instead"
Play Your Cards Right - "Higher or lower than the 8 of clubs?" "Higher, higher" (Turns the card) "Hooray!" (Audience cheers loudly.) "You've just won a car!"
Red Or Black - Just get the audience to shout red or black and that determines the winner. Because that's basically all it consists of anyway
X Factor - Simon Cowell knows who's most likely to win out of all of the contestants so why can't they just make an album and forget about producing that hype-ridden TV show
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15-to-1 was the best format
Anything like TOWIE, or programmes with Peter Andre et al could be pared down to nothing.
And anything with Katie Price in it would be better being cut altogether.
But progs like Police Interceptors could be cut down to 10 minutes if they cut out the ads and the "coming up in part 2, and then coming up in part 3" bits
Bullseye - Just pick the "best looking" couple and get them to throw darts at the prize board.
Come Dine With Me - "Let's all go to MaccyD's Instead"
Play Your Cards Right - "Higher or lower than the 8 of clubs?" "Higher, higher" (Turns the card) "Hooray!" (Audience cheers loudly.) "You've just won a car!"
Red Or Black - Just get the audience to shout red or black and that determines the winner. Because that's basically all it consists of anyway
X Factor - Simon Cowell knows who's most likely to win out of all of the contestants so why can't they just make an album and forget about producing that hype-ridden TV show
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